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bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson stands behind him ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson stands behind him

You could've told me Douglas Luiz was still at Villa and I would've believed it. Reading this transfer news like:

I've been hearing this refrain lately about AI-

"Everyone uses it, some people are just honest about it."

Bullshit. I can't stop search 'summaries' popping up, but otherwise it's not something I use or want in my writing process.

Never prompted ChatGPT.
Never spent AI credits on Microsoft/Adobe.

"You know Bovino leaving won't st..." Yes I fucking know. I shipped 800 whistles across the country today. I'll ship another 500 tomorrow. I will not stop until they are stopped and also I will take the fucking W when one of their top fash fucks gets the boot.

I can't believe they made Liz Truss pay to get in.

Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are ‘soft’ Only one ticket sold for premiere of film about US first lady at Vue’s flagship London branch as insiders question launch strategy

I CANAE BREATHE!!!

I can't believe they didn't comp Liz Trust.

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

a message from the longshoremen in oakland

For sale: Nazi coat, gently worn

(Size small)

I don't think Shaggy liked riding in the truck when he could see what was going on. He was freaking out because I wanted him to sit in the floor. He's usually the co-pilot, so I understand why he was mad about it. 😂

I saw him get subbed on not too long ago and was like, "Baby Shaq!" 😭

If you don't feel old enough, Marcelo's son Enzo Alves signed his first professional contract at Real Madrid. Remember back when he was small enough to almost fit in the Liga Trophy? 😭

National outlets reporting that a gull grabbed one of Greg Bovino’s french fries and he was carried off when he refused to let go

We just got back from taking our son to work and bringing back my car. The main road are better but the side roads are still horrible here. The ramps on and off of 255 are the worst I've ever seen. I really did not think I was getting up the on ramp. 🙄

I'm suffering from the level of autistic burnout where I just want to disassociate and do my little things and I don't have time. 😩

I say let the Leviathan cook.

We're already getting to the point where it's hard for us to dig out. Once my husband can't do it anymore I'm going to have to buy a truck with a plow or something. Our road drifts back over as soon as they plow it most of the time.

I would never move to Florida, but I now get why sometimes old people don't want to live where it's cold.

I was online and thought people were overreacting. Yeah, it sucks but it was bound to happen. To me they played like everyone was sick or something. It didn't seem normal at all. It was weird he didn't send Martinelli on. I was more worried than anything.

inflated elmo head in the snow above "Live Updates, Philly snow updates: wind and cold"

wow, Philly finally managed to kill Elmo.

Saudi dissident awarded $4.1 million by UK court for hacking, assault 'by Saudi Arabia' A Saudi human rights activist who accuses Saudi Arabia of targeting him with spyware and directing his assault on the streets of London was awarded just over 3 million pounds ($4.1 million) in damages...

British resident awarded £3m after having his phone hacked and then being assaulted by agents of the Newcastle United owner, who were seeking to suppress their victim's criticism of the Saudi dictator.
www.reuters.com/world/uk/sau...

Not sure if this is good news for the world or bad news for Arsenal... 😂😩

Well the sun is out but it's still -5F 🤦🏻‍♀️

That's what I said too. They work alone, so there's no sending them home early at least. It used to really make me mad when I risked my life to get to work and they're like, "It's dead, you can go home," after 2 hours. 🙄

My kid has work today but he works at one of those video gaming places. You know, gambling stops for nothing. 🙄

We had one wonderful straight guy helping us out with mutual aid over the summer and he met the love of his life and they moved in together. 🤷🏻‍♀️

One time I was at a concert and the woman behind me asked the guy next to me to sit down. He was like, "It's a fucking rock concert, lady, not dinner theater!"

The other day I bought a ton of those hot hands things for mutual aid for like $10 at Aldi but okay. 🤦🏻‍♀️