PGMOL be like

bsky.app/profile/osca...

Dear Oliver Glasner,

Do not fall for it. Do not do it. DO NOT MANAGE MANCHESTER UNITED.

Sincerely,

Oscar X-ray

Sad to report that irony just died of embarrassment while watching the Crystal Palace match 💁🏻‍♂️

Eddie Nketiah celebrates scoring his winner v Liverpool.

97 - Timed at 96:59, Eddie Nketiah has netted both the latest winning goal on record (from 2006-07) scored by Crystal Palace in the Premier League and latest winner conceded by Liverpool in the competition. Drama.

They were warned that their defence is in trouble, they just didn’t listen 📞📶

EDDIE NKETIAH'S GREATEST ARSENAL GOAL EVER 🔴

📞📞📞📞📞

Your defence is in trouble 📞

EDDDDDDDIIIIIEEEEE!!

EDDIE!!!! 🤙🏾

YOUR DEFENCE IS IN TROUBLEEEEEE

EDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edddddiiiieeeeeeee

Everyone criticizing Man Utd and Amorim needs to calm the f down...

There's absolutely no need to change anything there. Just back off!

#Wxmthirstsection Longman just changed his shorts.🤣

a soccer player wearing a yellow fly emirates jersey stands on the field ALT: a soccer player wearing a yellow fly emirates jersey stands on the field

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie!!!… #AgentNketiah #YourDefenceIsInTrouble #NketiahsInTheRoom #CPFCvLFC #CRYLIV #COYE

The only political leader I will currently vote for, by a country mile.

Hopefully polling over coming months will show more and more voters thinking similarly, and that then leads to this awful Labour govt being forced to listen to opposition other than fucking Reform.

@zackpolanski.bsky.social : "The problem is not the small boats, the problem is the private jets.. lets make sure the people in this country that have massive wealth are redistributing a tiny bit.. 1% on assets of £10m or more or 2% on assets of £1bn or more. That would raise about £25bn"

This is 🤌🏻
But what does it say about British media, that this is coming from the US politician especially in this era of US politics. 😂

Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"

Letter of the day (in the Times)

It says a lot about where we're going that the BBC is now running stories in which they ask lifeboat crews whether they will apologise for using their boats to save lives

...really looking forward to tonight's @readdork.com @closeuppromo
@100clublondon.bsky.social Brit-Americana triple bill w/@divorcehq @westsidecowboyyy & @vegaswatertaxi! Travelling in from out of town for it, so do you have set times yet, please?...

go on

Hi @clairembullen.bsky.social - v. cool! Obvs this kickstarter is now closed, but are the cards still available anywhere please? Doesn’t look like the Cartesian Cards shop has added them yet…

“Without widespread theft, my industry can’t survive” is an argument against your industry surviving, and is not an argument for allowing widespread theft

Don’t threaten me with a good time

"Volley ducks" 💀

A headline from The Times, with Nick Clegg saying that requiring permission from copyright holders to train AI on their word would 'kill' the AI industry. Boo fecking hoo.

My plans for a major retail emporium are being threatend by wholesalers who won't let me steal the stock.