You know, I once thought the only liquor store in town on New Year's Eve was a desperate place.
Today I walked through the floral section of the grocery store on Valentine's Day. Truly terrifying.
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Overeducated dogwalker and petsitter (hoping for more!) and satirical life observer, just trying to make it through this insane world.
You know, I once thought the only liquor store in town on New Year's Eve was a desperate place.
Today I walked through the floral section of the grocery store on Valentine's Day. Truly terrifying.
Gotta love a good night in with Mom spoiling my dog
08.12.2024 01:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If there was a side-eye competition...
01.12.2024 21:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The face of a poor abused puppy
01.12.2024 06:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That moment when you realize you have the same hairline as your great great (great?) uncle
30.11.2024 01:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blonde chaos demons...
29.11.2024 16:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mom: I'm going to put on my nightgown and sit by the fire.
Dad: I was going to put on your nightgown!
Me: Seriously?!?
...
Me: Should I leave?
Dad: Yes.
The unrepentant face of a dog who daintily pranced around the spilled water from her water bowl only to march through two mud puddles on our walk.
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