I'd rather ride a cactus than sit on this sinister fucker (who will definitely come alive and wrap his arms around you the moment you do)
Worst thing I've ever seen
@kaipage.bsky.social
โฟ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐จ๐ฎ Barely a person, usually lying down
I'd rather ride a cactus than sit on this sinister fucker (who will definitely come alive and wrap his arms around you the moment you do)
Worst thing I've ever seen
About 6 years ago the field my dad walked the dogs on flooded but the border collie Would Not Stop Border Collie-ing.
Please also enjoy his water-induced centre parting.
But: โค๏ธ and I am really sorry they haven't improved, you deserve better from them โค๏ธ
25.08.2025 20:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It can be really hard to shut ppl (esp parents) out forever & not check in case things are better. I struggle keeping it clear in my head too so I gotta check to remind myself exactly why I chose to stay away after a while, otherwise I just think maybe I was being unreasonable in the first place ๐
25.08.2025 20:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Okay I may have been a lil hasty about this anniversary thing LOOK AT WHAT THIS PERFECT MAN GOT ME
24.08.2025 12:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Very deserved - I miss these shows so much!
24.08.2025 00:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I am so sorry she did this to you, I am so sorry she isn't treating you with the care she should โค๏ธโค๏ธ
23.08.2025 23:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Happy one year anniversary to me and my partner but also, and much more importantly, this event
23.08.2025 10:13 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I suddenly panicked after I tagged you that you might have a frog phobia and I'd perhaps made things worse ๐ฉ
06.08.2025 13:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social pls enjoy the v cute red panda โค๏ธ
06.08.2025 11:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I loved them so much, I was v close to clambering out of my chair and into the trees with it
06.08.2025 10:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I got pushed around the zoo the other day, it was still incredibly hard on my body but I saw these guys and genuinely had to fight back tears while watching them because I was so happy.
(The frogs are so tiny and I didn't have the right lens for them but lookatthemโผ๏ธ)
Like pissing into a very happy stingray
17.07.2025 18:22 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I've been drawing little guys lately
16.07.2025 12:17 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thank you!!
17.07.2025 15:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I've been drawing little guys lately
16.07.2025 12:17 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I don't know if this even scans but it's been stuck in my head on repeat for months so it's your problem now, I'm free ๐
16.07.2025 11:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Howl's Moving Arsehole :(
16.07.2025 11:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"There are plenty of books we carry that we donโt โagreeโ with, but (...) [w]hen the author of a book states that all sales of those books will contribute to an anti-trans fund, the only way we can choose not to participate is by not selling the books any longer."
27.06.2025 08:51 โ ๐ 88 ๐ 33 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 3I have a new Instagram reel of recent progress on @brainmage.bsky.social's face.
Why yes, it HAS been ages since I touched it and this IS a large flaw in my personality, thanks for asking ๐
www.instagram.com/reel/DLPxsGr...
It is so fucking funny to me that MARSHA wanted to limit alcohol access
13.06.2025 22:04 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Mine keeps disappearing and reappearing this evening!
12.06.2025 18:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Jfc ๐๐๐
10.06.2025 13:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Feels like you should mention this more
10.06.2025 13:28 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0When I worked in the book shop I encountered this right next to the children's section. I rearranged. Came back to work a few days later. Back like this again.
07.06.2025 20:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just leave. Move house. Never speak to your mother again.
(thands)
Made a pixel frog (heavy breathing staring at a fly) animation because I cannot stop drawing & creating & thinking abt frogs
But the file corrupts every time I export it as a gif (I'm prob doing something wrong, I've never done this before)
Two frames to give you an idea of the โจheavy breathingโจ
Some bits inside my window too, as it decided to allow some in whilst open ๐๐
05.06.2025 12:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yes ideally a baby should be between 0 and 1 year old
03.06.2025 01:45 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yes ideally a baby should be between 0 and 1 year old
03.06.2025 01:45 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0