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โ™ฟ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽจ๐ŸŽฎ Barely a person, usually lying down

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I'd rather ride a cactus than sit on this sinister fucker (who will definitely come alive and wrap his arms around you the moment you do)

Worst thing I've ever seen

19.09.2025 07:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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About 6 years ago the field my dad walked the dogs on flooded but the border collie Would Not Stop Border Collie-ing.

Please also enjoy his water-induced centre parting.

11.09.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But: โค๏ธ and I am really sorry they haven't improved, you deserve better from them โค๏ธ

25.08.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It can be really hard to shut ppl (esp parents) out forever & not check in case things are better. I struggle keeping it clear in my head too so I gotta check to remind myself exactly why I chose to stay away after a while, otherwise I just think maybe I was being unreasonable in the first place ๐Ÿ™ƒ

25.08.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Okay I may have been a lil hasty about this anniversary thing LOOK AT WHAT THIS PERFECT MAN GOT ME

24.08.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very deserved - I miss these shows so much!

24.08.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am so sorry she did this to you, I am so sorry she isn't treating you with the care she should โค๏ธโค๏ธ

23.08.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy one year anniversary to me and my partner but also, and much more importantly, this event

23.08.2025 10:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suddenly panicked after I tagged you that you might have a frog phobia and I'd perhaps made things worse ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

06.08.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social pls enjoy the v cute red panda โค๏ธ

06.08.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I loved them so much, I was v close to clambering out of my chair and into the trees with it

06.08.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I got pushed around the zoo the other day, it was still incredibly hard on my body but I saw these guys and genuinely had to fight back tears while watching them because I was so happy.

(The frogs are so tiny and I didn't have the right lens for them but lookatthemโ€ผ๏ธ)

06.08.2025 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Like pissing into a very happy stingray

17.07.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I've been drawing little guys lately

16.07.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!!

17.07.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I've been drawing little guys lately

16.07.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know if this even scans but it's been stuck in my head on repeat for months so it's your problem now, I'm free ๐Ÿ’•

16.07.2025 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Howl's Moving Arsehole :(

16.07.2025 11:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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San Francisco bookstore stops selling J.K. Rowling titles due to 'Harry Potter' author's anti-trans views The Booksmith team said on Instagram that Rowlingโ€™s new "women's fund" was the last straw.

"There are plenty of books we carry that we donโ€™t โ€˜agreeโ€™ with, but (...) [w]hen the author of a book states that all sales of those books will contribute to an anti-trans fund, the only way we can choose not to participate is by not selling the books any longer."

27.06.2025 08:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Login โ€ข Instagram Welcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world.

I have a new Instagram reel of recent progress on @brainmage.bsky.social's face.

Why yes, it HAS been ages since I touched it and this IS a large flaw in my personality, thanks for asking ๐Ÿ’•

www.instagram.com/reel/DLPxsGr...

25.06.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It is so fucking funny to me that MARSHA wanted to limit alcohol access

13.06.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mine keeps disappearing and reappearing this evening!

12.06.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jfc ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ

10.06.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feels like you should mention this more

10.06.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I worked in the book shop I encountered this right next to the children's section. I rearranged. Came back to work a few days later. Back like this again.

07.06.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just leave. Move house. Never speak to your mother again.

(thands)

07.06.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Made a pixel frog (heavy breathing staring at a fly) animation because I cannot stop drawing & creating & thinking abt frogs

But the file corrupts every time I export it as a gif (I'm prob doing something wrong, I've never done this before)

Two frames to give you an idea of the โœจheavy breathingโœจ

06.06.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some bits inside my window too, as it decided to allow some in whilst open ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜’

05.06.2025 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yes ideally a baby should be between 0 and 1 year old

03.06.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yes ideally a baby should be between 0 and 1 year old

03.06.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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