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yeah that is fun, but i always find it hard to believe when professional musicians don’t know really popular songs (though i guess the standard of “popular” is different if you’re a jazz nerd vs a top-40 normie)

12.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

11.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 9630    🔁 3277    💬 64    📌 148
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Government Loses Hard Drives It Was Supposed to Put ICE Detention Center Footage On A Kafkaesque saga in which the government has failed to produce critical video footage has reached new levels of absurdity.

Court battle over surveillance footage at the Broadview ICE detention center reaches new levels of kafkaesque absurdity: The DOJ claimed it *couldn't afford* hard drives to put video footage on. Plaintiffs bought THE US GOVERNMENT hard drives. ICE "lost" them.

www.404media.co/government-l...

11.02.2026 18:09 — 👍 2568    🔁 1140    💬 71    📌 79
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just found out st patricks cathedral (nyc) has geothermal wells almost 2000 ft deep. literally piping in heat from hell

09.02.2026 23:09 — 👍 158    🔁 19    💬 4    📌 1

yeah as usual they’re focusing on the wrong issue… there were always human operators, and of course that’s more scalable & efficient than safety drivers, but what’s unclear is how often they have to intervene in a system sold as completely autonomous now that you don’t see the people involved…

09.02.2026 23:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.

09.02.2026 19:18 — 👍 6215    🔁 2322    💬 3    📌 3

this is still a terrible route to the pin on the parking lot though, it should have shown the same route to the airport and then a short walk

09.02.2026 10:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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why is he using AI to organise his wife’s computer. why doesn’t she use AI to organise her own computer considering how magically easy to use it is. did she want to use her brain instead and he threw himself on the keyboard yelling noooo that’s the old way, look how easy it is using AI now

09.02.2026 00:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that’s also why those “we’ll put mirrors/lasers in space to run solar farms at night/more efficiently during the day” startups are scams. there’s plenty of land surface, batteries are already dead cheap, atmospheric losses of free solar energy don’t make it any less free

08.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it says rupees at the top too. i figured that might be more convenient for the target customers

08.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

as a member of MENSA I only use Kelvin and interpret these feeble attempts at insults as flattery 🧠

08.02.2026 16:59 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

and a good alleyway hello to you

08.02.2026 10:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The animated bokeh effect at the end!

07.02.2026 18:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Digital Iris
YouTube video by Ancient Digital Iris

cool camera gadget youtu.be/Kg_2MAgS_pE

07.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

I stand by it daily

07.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 289    🔁 76    💬 3    📌 0
a goop candle labeled “this smells like my VM”

a goop candle labeled “this smells like my VM”

07.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

05.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 9279    🔁 1132    💬 189    📌 40

Mr. Feldman struggled to make eye contact with the Court

06.02.2026 01:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
In his Response, Mr. Feldman had contrasted his conduct with the
misconduct described in two (real) cases: Mata v. Avianca, Inc., 678 F. Supp.
3d 443 (S.D.N.Y. 2023), and Park, 91 F.4th 610. (Response 3-4). Mr. Feldman
appeared to quote from the Mata decision, but failed to provide a pin cite:
Critically, unlike the pattern of deception identified in Mata, where sanctions were imposed not merely for citing fictitious cases but for the attorneys' "failure to be forthcoming, withdraw the prior submissions, and continue to give legitimacy to fake cases in the subsequent submissions despite having multiple reasons
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Case 1:24-CV-09429-KPF Document 227
Filed 02/05/26
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to believe that the cases lacked authenticity," I immediately acknowledged the errors upon notification and undertook comprehensive corrective action within twenty-four hours.
(Id. at 4 (emphasis added)). In point of fact, this quote appears nowhere in Mata. A Google search revealed it to be a direct quote from an October 24, 2023 article recapping an analysis of Mata done by an attorney named Christopher F. Lyon. Christopher F. Lyon Delves into Risks of ChatGPT in Legal Field for NYLitigator, Goldberg Segalla (Oct. 24, 2023), https:// www.goldberg segalla.com/blog/professional-liability-matters/technology-2/christopher-f-
lyon-delves-into-risks-of-chatgpt-in-legal-field-for-nylitigator/. Mr. Feldman
did not attribute the quote to this article.

In his Response, Mr. Feldman had contrasted his conduct with the misconduct described in two (real) cases: Mata v. Avianca, Inc., 678 F. Supp. 3d 443 (S.D.N.Y. 2023), and Park, 91 F.4th 610. (Response 3-4). Mr. Feldman appeared to quote from the Mata decision, but failed to provide a pin cite: Critically, unlike the pattern of deception identified in Mata, where sanctions were imposed not merely for citing fictitious cases but for the attorneys' "failure to be forthcoming, withdraw the prior submissions, and continue to give legitimacy to fake cases in the subsequent submissions despite having multiple reasons 9 Case 1:24-CV-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 10 of 33 to believe that the cases lacked authenticity," I immediately acknowledged the errors upon notification and undertook comprehensive corrective action within twenty-four hours. (Id. at 4 (emphasis added)). In point of fact, this quote appears nowhere in Mata. A Google search revealed it to be a direct quote from an October 24, 2023 article recapping an analysis of Mata done by an attorney named Christopher F. Lyon. Christopher F. Lyon Delves into Risks of ChatGPT in Legal Field for NYLitigator, Goldberg Segalla (Oct. 24, 2023), https:// www.goldberg segalla.com/blog/professional-liability-matters/technology-2/christopher-f- lyon-delves-into-risks-of-chatgpt-in-legal-field-for-nylitigator/. Mr. Feldman did not attribute the quote to this article.

Making up a cite from the seminal “making up cites” case, you simply love to see it

05.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 669    🔁 53    💬 7    📌 7

the comment section of this video about creeps is the ideal place to brag about my many threesomes

06.02.2026 01:29 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit

04.02.2026 10:41 — 👍 2565    🔁 732    💬 13    📌 4

this chair is goated when sitting is the vibe

04.02.2026 10:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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feat: add bootstrap hook and soul-evil hook · openclaw/openclaw@ad3c12a

the initial commit doesn’t explain what this is supposed to be good for either… i guess it could be some kind of cutesy example use case for hooks? github.com/openclaw/ope...

04.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
03.02.2026 17:56 — 👍 11651    🔁 3034    💬 35    📌 22

i guess she was hired as the publicist for the play too and invited her entire address book?

03.02.2026 23:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Error: entity released

Error: entity released

...horrifying message without context, thank you

02.02.2026 10:42 — 👍 5314    🔁 1911    💬 51    📌 88

but then i haven’t seen a good implementation of a “here’s what the bot can do for you” menu, it’s always too incomplete, too inflexible, too basic, too irrelevant…

03.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah people compare it to a command line in terms of discoverability but at least most things there have help options to tell you what they can do, with the chat it’s just impossible to tell if it actually has the functionality you want, if you’re using it right, or if it’s just pretending…

03.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

when they taught us in school how to search the web or a library catalogue, at least there was a query language to learn… the best guidance you can give now is “ask a precise question (as you should be doing in any other situation already)” & the rest is just “mess around with the RNG lol idk”

03.02.2026 13:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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