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Some days are full of back-to-back-to-back meetings where you end up staying after work until 6:30, while other days you get to officiate a wedding in a squid hat and the couple are just delighted about the whole thing.

#WorkWorkBalance

I think I’m finally brave enough to admit it: Frozen 2 is better than Frozen.

Had a clearly very experienced pharmacist administer me and the child both a flu and COVID vaccine today. She was great with the kid, who bounced back real fast after the shots, and I barely felt anything.

We are all adorable bags of garbage!

If I had a nickel for every time Brad Paisley sang the national anthem before an 18-inning World Series game, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

Just wanted everyone to know that the child has discovered Psy, and he is on repeat in our house. Interestingly, while she loves Gangnam Style, she’s also into his new nu metal stuff.

We’re waiting for burgers at one of our favourite local haunts and the child is RIVETED with the movie that’s playing, which is the always great, Clue.

If you cheat in school but you do it without AI you should at least get like a D+ or something

It is!

How did the bird know my internal monologue?

This will be Season 5, Episode 4: The Mirror Crack'd from Side to Side

I know my Marple.

Buuuutttt, I do want some of the gear. Digging the current colour scheme and logo and all that. I’m not above wearing sports team stuff for something I don’t follow.

LET’S GO MOFOs!!!

#PokemonLegendsZA

Meet Germignon, a perpetually tired individual.

‘If there is no demand, we can’t operate’: Small landlords ponder future after foreign student cuts The case for investing in student housing isn’t as obvious as it once was as the federal cap on international students enters its second year

I could pay the finest scientists and engineers in the world to spend the rest of their lives pushing the limits of nanotechnology and still not be able to produce a violin small enough for these landlords

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The kid has completely latched onto Love Love Peace Peace from Måns and Petra, which is a great song, but something continues to bother me that has bothered me since 2016: they twice use the word “efficient” when the better word, and probably more correct word in context is “effective”.

I am learning a lot about saffron.

Love me a fake dating/engagement storyline, Hallmark. Letterboxd tells me, though, that this male lead cast as a Spaniard is actually Mexican, but in Hallmark terms that is close enough.

We’re big fans of Bluey in this household for a myriad of reasons, but chief among them, currently, is that the show is single-handedly responsible for our kid really getting into edamame. She even eats them out of the pods.

Spoilers!

The toddler keeps calling seagulls “eagles”, which is very funny in terms of ego.

MAYBE MAN WAS THE MONSTER ALL ALONG?!?!?

Congrats Jays but even with your win you are not going to trick me into watching baseball.

ANNNNNNNND, this marks the 2nd theatre movie where I have been able to see the 3D (the other being the 3D-ified theatrical re-release of Terminator 2, of which I think my eyes/brain very clearly and accurately interpreted 3/4 of the movie). For this one I saw about half of the movie.

Tron: Ares is rife with empty and shallow dialogue, but twas a visual treat and I had a great time. Jared Leto sucks and I wish he wasn’t in it, but I think it was perfectly fine.

Men’s pants: Your waist is 30 inches, therefore you are a size 30.

Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a long torso, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.

THERE IS NO COFFEE IN THOSE CUPS, AT ALL. YOU’RE FOOLING NO ONE, ARTHUR!!!!

#Hallmark

writing a 2025 version of "We Didn't Start the Fire" that is just four minutes of indistinguishable frustrated yelling that ends with an evacuation alert for an actual wildfire

I do find it kind of charming that Taylor Swift sings about boners the way Steve Carell talks about boobs in The 40-Year-Old Virgin.

Is that how wrapping paper is made?!?!?!!!