liz maupin

and i LOVE IT

i like that we all stomp a bit to get up a broken escalator

O Holy Night Is Close Encounters and Carol of the Bells is Uncut Gems

To work in DC now is to understand that the genocide in Palestine is not a mistake. The people actually in charge are doing this. Your job is a farce. Your work means nothing. The very top echelons are shredding everything you stood for. You will never afford a house in Washington. If you have a catastrophic health emergency, even you will need to turn to GoFundMe, and every day when you open your phone you see children mangled alive with weapons that you know legally should not be delivered.

On the mid-level atrocity manager www.thenation.com/article/worl...

we’re all just totally normal about having two dippers in the night sky ,,,,

Lots of clarity today

Don’t make me tap the sign. Strikes are supposed to be disruptive

If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:

Amazon's $2 TRILLION market cap is built off the backs of Amazon warehouse workers — yet they can barely make ends meet.

It's far past time they share in the wealth their labor creates.

Solidarity with striking Amazon @teamsters.bsky.social!

every time a “transponder” is mentioned in a movie or show, i know that it is a made-up term agreed upon by all writers to use when a plane malfunctions in any way.

BREAKING: The biggest strike against Amazon in U.S. history is happening right now.

The Teamsters are picketing facilities across the country.

The union has organized workers at 10 Amazon locations AND they're putting up picket lines at hundreds of other Amazon sites nationwide.

The menfolk are now fast asleep leaving me to do all the writing.

Any time you drank too much, there was somewhere in the timeline where you drank the perfect amount, and I think that’s nice.

right!!!

been saying this since 2019 to be clear

How rich musicians billed American taxpayers for luxury hotels, shopping sprees, and million-dollar bonuses Pop stars took advantage of the SVOG grant, using COVID relief funds for luxury spending. Lil Wayne bought Balenciaga and flew private.

“Reached by text, Lil Wayne made a sexually explicit overture to a reporter and did not respond to questions.” www.businessinsider.com/lil-wayne-ch...

sorry but this is me

🙏

Ya poop worse

I’m gonna kick this guy’s ass .

my funniest opinion is that everyone should break up.

*getting bonked on the head with a bowling ball at the video game factory just before the big meeting* “guys, we gotta put Mariah Carey in Fortnite”

Christmas is a happy time for many but this year please take a moment to remember all the people who’ve died trying to imitate Mr Bean’s turkey-on-head routine from “Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean”

We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly

This is huge to know!

I cannot be alone in thinking that the bald eagle already was our national bird so if it wasn’t already official that is absolutely a 5-alarm who gives a shit

I’ll be honest, I changed it from 67 to 57

god i love posting .

Eyeglasses are better than turnstiles.