Waiting for the laundry to get dropped on our porch the way our cats would wait for the Furbo to throw treats.
05.08.2025 03:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@faqrules.bsky.social
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Waiting for the laundry to get dropped on our porch the way our cats would wait for the Furbo to throw treats.
05.08.2025 03:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always a sleepy little sad baby.”
05.08.2025 03:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We have a cat who primarily communicates through a mix of screaming in my face and hyper-dramatically chomping my arm then running away and chomping my arm and running away…whenever he wants something. Relatable shiiiiiiit.
05.08.2025 03:26 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me…exhausted: Maybe everyone who sucks will just die or go away or something I don’t know, I’m fucking beat.
05.08.2025 03:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry but a peanut butter sandwich and hot coffee is as good as whatever goose-anus stuffed lobster roll rich people are porking these days.
05.08.2025 03:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m going to eat a peanut butter sangwhich about it.
05.08.2025 03:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want to do one of those Jubilee discussion things where I am in the center but instead of arguing with me each participant hands me $3,000.
05.08.2025 02:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*wet fart noise*
05.08.2025 02:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My wife has gotten into Love Island UK.
05.08.2025 01:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don’t I know it!
05.08.2025 01:43 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0You are describing hell and that’s ok.
05.08.2025 01:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Holy Hell. I’m a husk. Good on you all out there for doing things and being fulfilled. I love that for you! Me, I’m a walking void of body aches and joint-pain!
05.08.2025 01:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think they were trying to make the best movie they could with the premise. It is absolutely dead serious. I haven’t seen it, but I would stake my reputation as an online crank on it.
05.08.2025 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0That Ice Cube War of the Worlds looks INSANELY bad. Holy fucking shit.
04.08.2025 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0cory booker is such a worthless wormy piece of shit fuck you die forgotten
04.08.2025 20:11 — 👍 669 🔁 89 💬 13 📌 6I passed on the PAX because of the chance of rebound, and I was pretty sick those first five days. Hope you keep feeling better!
04.08.2025 21:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re deliberately misrepresenting reality? Literally every argument I see is anti-capitalist.
It’s OK to dissociate with someone for using destructive tech. The reason they dissociate from people who use AI is because of anti-capitalist reasons.
Fucking rules to be totally wrecked for 10 days by a virus that millions of people don’t believe exists!
“That’s still going around?”
I’m going to turn into a The Joker.
Of course Harris supported Genocide. She never once said weapons embargo! If you are in government and you aren’t saying the words “weapons embargo” you are supporting genocide. This is easy to understand you braindead fucking waste of human shit.
04.08.2025 20:14 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AI, a technology that is indeed bullshit vaporware, years off from delivering what it said it could do last year, is responsible for more GDP growth than any other industry. That’s fucked. Completely fucked. That is like if Crypto or NFTs were reasonable for all of our growth. It isn’t REAL!!!
04.08.2025 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is bad.
04.08.2025 19:35 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0We need to make a propaganda video.
04.08.2025 19:09 — 👍 31 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0@faqrules.bsky.social
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04.08.2025 17:29 — 👍 171 🔁 30 💬 2 📌 6Seriously, Israel has emitted more carbon in the last two years using American weapons to kill children than entire countries emit in a decade. And if you doubt me, consider that an F-35 emits two thirds as much carbon as a fully loaded 747, not counting the carbon from the bombs exploding.
04.08.2025 18:06 — 👍 189 🔁 65 💬 7 📌 0Yer a fucking piss pudding brained turd.
04.08.2025 17:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I started with AI just like everyone else,” excuse me, I haven’t started with fucking shit.
04.08.2025 17:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Going to move to fucking NJ just to vote against Cory Fucking Booker.
04.08.2025 16:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cory Booker sucks fucking SHIT!
04.08.2025 16:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Japandroids!!! Cannot agree hard enough on that record.
04.08.2025 16:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0