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Fucking AOC! You supported Joe Biden until the second he dropped out and unconditional aid to Israel was one of his big fucking things.

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars

Disney is going to send you a thank you card for this borderline unintelligible reply.

Guy in this Subway sandwich shop is looking at his phone then looking at me and smiling and I am worried that he is watching some embarrassing candid video of me that somehow made it online.

Tonight feels like a good night for art, chaos, and questionable cosmic supervision. 👽

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BJJ? You mean Blow Job Job?

Gavin Newsom with his friend Charlie Kirk(dead)

“The best way to honor Charlie's memory is to continue his work: engage with each other, across ideology, through spirited discourse. In a democracy, ideas are tested through words and good-faith debate — never through violence.” -Gavin Newsom about his friend Charlie Kirk(dead now)

Blow Job Job

Oh yeah, I’m also a Star Trek guy I guess, TECHNICALLY.

You almost had it until you said “out of control” no version of DGS/ICE is acceptable.

Just remembered that SNL movie that came out last year or the year before and whooooo boy did it suck shit.

nice anti-communist talking points you got there. did the pedophilic capitalist class give them to you?

Tell me again about how shit is over in Minneapolis.

How many 1 minute clips does Will Arnett post in “is this thing on?”

Someone asked me a question about a movie at work and I said, “I don’t know, you’ll have to google it,” and he said, “I thought you were a movie guy”. I said, “How DARE YOU. I am a weed guy, a heavy metal guy, a TV guy, a writer guy, a comedy guy and a music guy. I am NOT a ‘movie guy’ thank you.”

If Disney ends up being the first company to use AI in a 250 million dollar feature, after pioneering some of the best cell animation the world has ever known…I mean, par for the course, but sad.

I’ll find out if I see dog shit animation in my pirated copy of Doomsday!

Fucking what? Oh wow. That’s bonkers.

Beck wrote an album called Odelay and we absolutely ate it the fuck up!

No! Not Jon Stewart, the guy who went to bat for the oil industry on his last show. I can’t believe he would be a cowardly choad!

This was a time when punk and metal were enemies.

Punk drummer I knew in college, young kid, solid on the kit, once said, “Those double kick drummers are babies. I can do blast beats with one foot.”

Sure, for a few bars…or a whole song maybe. But for 60-90minutes every night plus rehearsals? And to be metronome tight? No. I just heard you play!

Oh, I knew it was real, but it looks fake as hell!

Also, this couldn’t look more fake.

Fucking right.

Like, if an actual Socialist was getting heat this early I would be VERY WARY!

They are fucking CRAZY about his policies.

The reason centrist shitheads are supporting Newsom so far in advance is because they are transphobic turds that want to throw unhoused people in prison / the trash. I hope this helps.

Absolute villain.

It is because those people are also transphobic right of center shitheads.

Me: *Historical Figure* was a heinous villain actually. He abused women.

Regular Dummies: Well, if you look hard enough, every important person has done something like that.

Me: I know. I’m saying that sucks and should change and you are saying, “Meh.”

RD: Meh.