Lauren Lipsay

JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?

it’s yassify week on jimmy fallon

not sure how many people will appreciate this post but it’s gotta max out at, like, three

the camelot wheel for DJing is the same concept as sister sizes for bras, has anyone else realized this

sample breakdown videos as modern therapeutic modality: a one-woman case study

unless it’s a conscious attempt to go viral… which will mean I fell for it!

when you’re so focused on eliminating “hefty markups” that you also eliminate your marketing and copy staff 🫠

Screenshot of “A Special Thank You” email from Hines+Young: “Dear Friends, Cat and I want to express our heartfelt gratitude for those of you who have been loyal customers over the past couple years. We have had a lot of fun creating a natural line of products in ocean-friendly packaging and have learned so much along the way. However, at this time we will be closing Hines+Young and saying goodbye. We want to offer up to 70% off of your favorite items before we go. From linen sprays and body creams to our soy wax candles, everything will be available by the dozen at unbelievable prices! It's a perfect time to grab your favorite items or try something new. Discount automatically applied at check out. We truly appreciate your business and look forward to serving you during this sale. Thank you once again for being a part of the Hines+Young journey. We wish you all the best. Warm regards, Cheryl Hines & Catherine Young”

sad! hines+young is closing so cheryl can do MAHA shit full-time 🫠

oh I believe in you! also praising kier for the podcast

(aka hi and omg how good is this SHOW)

In refining 34A29F:94BFC2 (Narva) in 00h 03m 07s 849ms I have brought glory to the company.
Praise Kier.
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#mdrlumon #severance 🧇🐐🔢💯
lumon-industries.com

noooo watch it there’s a few new seconds in there!!

says so much about this guy that he uses “female” as a noun, not an adjective

Reposting is so much easier than posting

anyway, read “doppleganger” by naomi klein

Watch Duty - Wildfire Maps & Alerts Real-time information about wildfire and firefighting efforts nearby

LA. Please stay safe today. This app has been very helpful. And, get a bag ready to go in case things escalate in your area.

And, FYI Planet Fitness is offering free access to their showers, wifi, and charging stations.

app.watchduty.org

this is put very concisely and I just wanna report from middle age that you can fight this within yourself. it happens! you soften! but you just keep checking in with yourself and being sure that softening is toward people who are threatened, who have it worse than you. simple internal housekeeping!

Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming IKEA Photo of a small monkey in a tiny wool coat

happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate

screenshot of a post from the yasso website showing pistachio brittle bar availability

this is less than ideal but I think amazon fresh has them. looked in the app and they’re in stock for my zip code, near-ish to century city mall. (helping you while not doxing myself: harder than it looks!)

good luck 🫡

late to this but YES, they’re heavenly. I’ve been able to find them maybe three times ever

it’s perfect. and today’s episode is hysterical ☺️

screenshot of the behind the bastards podcast landing page with a line of contributors: robert evans, host; mehmet oz, guest; matt lieb, guest

@iwriteok.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social @mattlieb.bsky.social something amazing has happened

#beautysky #skincaresky #perfumesky #skincare I feel so annoying hashtagging my posts but I want to find my ppl!

Links 012: Beef tallow moisturizer and "Mar-a-Lago Face" Not another Black Friday sale email

NEW: news of the week anddd a unified theory of product toxicity apps, pheromone perfumes, and beef tallow moisturizers.

this small business saturday, support your local free beauty newsletter ☻

#beauysky has now seen its first truly great post

#beautysky, #skincaresky, #skinsky (?), even #fashionsky, wya

image of a bottle of hummer legendary cologne. the bottle is a milky clear color in a wide, short shape with two equally short, wide feet at the base. “hummer legendary” is printed across the bottle in black block lettering. the cap is black and textured.

look at this beautiful stout boy

I was curious about Hummer Fragrances, because its website has expired and the scents have been discontinued. A rabbit hole awaited me. The fragrances were created in 2004 and licensed by Elizabeth Arden in 2006. The Hummer x Arden partnership outlasted the 2010 shuttering of the truck line, a General Motors exec told the The New York Times, in order for the carmaker to retain a patent on the name. The NYT article featuring Arden as licensee ran in February 2015, and CEW first linked Luxe to Hummer in October 2015. (Luxe didn’t start including it in its company bio until this year.) The license transfer wasn’t announced and, since the patent is still solely held by GM, we’ll never know the full ballad of Hummer Perfume. This has been your Unreasonably Over-Researched Hummer Footnote.

newest Skin Type is out,
featuring holiday campaigns, silly trend reporting, and a hummer perfume rabbit hole no sane person would publish

skintype.co

Influencers Are Going Full MAGA After Trump’s win, a red hat no longer seems so bad for business.

spoke to @ejdickson.bsky.social at @thecut.bsky.social about a not-so-fun influencer trend.