TRAVELS
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Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Fuck me this truly is a Dino. Crisis

YouTube video by Ernest Gamingway Good morning, Night City! - Cyberpunk 2077 Intro

Bringing a “good morning, Night City!” vibe to the emails this morning. 🍵

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The first no-alarm sleep after a super busy week is always SO good.

I am rejuvenated! PS, hi. 🩷

Things are looking up lately. 🩷

Wow! What does one do when this happens? Turn off any air filtering from outside and just kinda… exist?

Noooooo! I’m so sorry to hear it.

#booksky

Hell yeah! He’s on hour 13 now!

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A plate of chicken nuggets with crispy, golden breading.

If you have an iPhone, you can save this image and then long press the nuggies to add it as a sticker for iMessage. I just think it’s neat!

PS, idk who made this so, if it’s you, may the nuggie god bless you ehhh, about 15 times over. 🩵

Hi battle buddies

You know those videos that are like “GOOD MORNING, YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS?” Well that’s 100% my mood right now after 5 hours of sleep.

I have no idea how I got an hour of deep sleep, specifically, but you know what, it’s me and my watch against the world all day, baby - let’s GO! ♥️

They call him Lank the Drank in the town stocks, all cross-eyed & babbling about this girl Zelda who left him decades ago during his primo high school years. She had 4 kids w/some douche & works where she’s better known as “Princess” to scrape rupees together after she blew through her inheritance.

I’m so whelmed right now. 😂

Looks like he has two black eyes.

What, exactly, is “chalant,” though?

And why does nonchalant not get red-underlined but chalant does‽

It’s been the longest week ever and it’s only Monday night. 😅

Update: After many calls & emails, “no availability,” and more calls, I finally found one. 🥹

I’m not okay. My self-esteem, confidence, and belief in my capabilities and skills are each completely destroyed.

I need a psychiatrist in Richmond, and a therapist who understands ADHD and GAD.

This has become debilitating.

Whew, these next four years are going to be *tough,* though. 😮‍💨

Alexander the Grape.

He came.
He saw.
He concord.

And yet, “businesses are people.”

I’m so here for the insurance reckoning. It’s such a wildly inhuman industry at this point.

Texas next?