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Another one ticking all the boxes. Happy to scrub his back for you… and any other part of his anatomy that needs attention 🍆💕💧💧💧💧🔥🫟

Buttocks on cold flag stones. Very stimulating, obviously! 🍆

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Love a sword fight. Always ends up very messy…
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Evidence that Europeans have a looooooong history of collaboration and mutual aid. They probably offered a few football games and some free vino to bolster recruitment. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇫🇷⚽️🍷

Am I mistaken, or is it ⚜️you⚜️ reclining at the back. ♨️😰🧖‍♂️

I was watching a TV programme about the ⚜️🇬🇧estate and Windsor Castle has 300 fireplaces. They have a team of Fendersmiths. Looking forward to seeing your Fendersmith after his shift or on his day off! 🥰

Yes please! I pay your rent…

🍄‍🟫🍄Is Beef Stroganoff his signature dish? Think he might be an acquired taste. 👅 🔥💕

Trainee 🇮🇹 with attitude! He’ll be much happier after his Cock Appreciation Class. 🍆🥰💧🫟

I looked it up because it was opened by the Queen in 1960. It was the Lurgi Ruhrgas Plant! Also, maybe why we visited Koln. I was only 4. 🏭

Love it!!!!😻

It’s very personal. My Dad had an Omega from around 1960 which a group of German workers bought for him as thanks for looking after them and making them feel at home during a prolonged stay building an industrial complex. He loved that watch. Sadly it passed to an older brother 😕.⏱️

It’s like Christmas Day when you find a couple of unopened 🎁 presents. And this present was at the top of my present list! Mmmm mmm mm..
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Well said. My thoughts exactly. Uff

Too cool for school! I want to be BF. 🥰 is the 💉.

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⚜️You⚜️ with a sparkle in the eye! The Silver Fox.. I’m still half waiting for one of the boys to come in from the wings for a peck on the cheek. One of the Georgians?
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So tender and loving! It’s in his kiss…👅💕💋😘

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They’ll keep him nice n cosy. Wonder if they have a flap at the rear? 🤔 Remember wearing something similar for skiing and they didn’t. They were a real pain…

Loved that part of the story! 😍🥰🤩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

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Love 😍 the full bush and happy trail. uff.😍🔥💕🎺🎻🍆

Those boxers that your valet borrowed would appear to be getting passed around. Hope someone has put them through a wash 🧼 🧺

New slant on the morning huddle. I think this would improve attendance significantly… 📆📋🔥

Lovely young man….🔥🔥💕

On the bucket list 🪣

Hope your day is going well. Off to a meeting with the First Minister of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🫡. I need to be on my best behaviour!

night night sleep tight… 😴

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COCK! Sorry, it was PLUM 🥭