A cute F slur

Crashing out but in a pussy on fire on fleek kinda way you know?

Yall need to watch Slaysian Royale cause it’s pretty great

My summer of games! Had a really fun time playing or replaying these!

Jesus turned water into wine and not vice versa cause he was here for a good time not a long time

Gone through too many boring reels where are the artisanal reels?

Vanilla Coke 🥰

This is the first month of the year without a Lydia B Kollins lip sync on the TV!

Life is good tonight

Toasted

The relationship I have with my husband

Clearly you haven’t visited the Midwest beauties that are Cedar Rapids and Jefferson City

Those who laugh the hardest also fuck the hardest 🥰

The straight guy next to me was so offended for me. I was like oh honey it’s ok

I submitted Abracadabra for the performers to lip sync at the drag show yesterday, and the go go dancer looked me dead in the eyes and called me a faggot

Love all the gen z on this flight are wearing long socks with sandals and are skipping any and all romantic or sex scenes in their movies.

I read Nintendo won’t raise the price which is why the accessories are more expensive. But who knows what will happen with this fun economy!

Brittany Broski should pay me to be her tutor for basic science before she does her podcasts. Love that gal but I do be cringing

Playing Pokemon emerald for the first time since 2011 💚

Good evening m’lads

At an AJR concert and the ten year olds in front of us were born after I first started listening to AJR ☠️☠️☠️

I just like to jump

I feel about Johnstone the same way Louise feels about Boo Boo

When the edible hits me in the ice cream drive thru

When the alcohol, edible, and post-jog endorphins hit at once in the cool shower

You know that skinny cunty mirror just hates to see me coming

Hey! I wanna ride Link a horsey too 🥺

Imagine getting married and expecting your wife to cook and clean for you. How does that conversation even get started? “So uh… are you gonna start doing my laundry now, babe?” Straights terrify me

Do you get more egg out of 1 scrambled egg or 1 intact egg? We all know the answer

If God’s so powerful why was he named by humans?