Jeremy Harris

When I worked at the cinema around 2000 or so, my 19yo ROTC-kid boss accused me of insubordination because I wouldn’t wear a blue apron.

Same guy instituted OPERATION: PHOENIX to clean up the mall cinema.

What a fucking tool.

Absolutely.

Seems anti-American to call someone YRH in the White House.

Finding out other states have emissions inspections and drive thru workers there aren’t expected to work through a car’s fart cloud really had an impact on me.

“If your view of Jesus is different from mine then you’re a liar in the eyes of god” is a helluva take.

Alan Moore: So it’s a grounded story that’s mostly masked vigilantes rather than powerful superheroes.

DC: Yeessss

AM: The only superhero is a blue guy with his dick out.

DC: What?

AM: He’s based on Louis Slotin.

The rest are terrible too but that stood out.

bad alex has never met an academic in his life holy shit

Think I upset a user at work today, but I don’t know how and it’s going to bother me until I play enough video games to put it out of my head.

It’ll be Mothman all day today. Different seasonal event every day until the anniversary event is over.

I may have used my time at Point Pleasant to fish for the dailies and the November axolotl.

u/OtisReading9 asks “Why do you think that? I’m a trump supporter, I’m not perfect but I don’t think I’ve ever treated a women I’ve been with like “shit””

too early in the week for this shit

Well, it was a cinema. There were breaks. And it was super slow on Thanksgiving anyway!

I used to ask to work on Thanksgiving to avoid the sensory barrage of having 30-some people in a small room. Guess my
family got used to my perversions.

“Vigilante Justice” and she only said she won’t attend.

His Subway was right by my high school. We probably crushed on the same girls 🤮

2011?!?

I mean it makes sense because that’s when ad blockers worked, but also it doesn’t because it’s not the 80s or 90s.

oh no I don’t remember that at all. Yikes.

watching welcome to derry like “omg they said it”

Oh—Big Beautiful Bill does sound funny now.

As a lover of shared universe storytelling, I’ve always felt it was pretty obvious when that was not happening. Like, for instance, when two movies have completely different production companies and distributors.

*drums*

LAND OF THE LOST

This is the one where they find out H H Holmes designed the building.

Ever wish you hadn’t opened the door and found dinosaurs living in the land of the lost?

There’s an America’s NAVY ad that says “EMBRACE THE SUCK” and who the fuck is convinced by that?

My annual tradition is to see that the McRib is back, get a McRib, and wonder why I was ever into this shit.

You might lose a battle when you’re all tuckered out.

Despite everything, we are persevering. The young ones are still clawing for a future they deserve like the rest of you.
Send my brother a little gift to congratulate him for his graduation, if you can ❤️

It says “math, science” because that’s what he taught at Dalton School. Dude was a teacher who couldn’t spell his own name.

What if both parties release the Epstein Files at each other until they’re both functionally dismantled? You may find out!

Kash is gonna miss him in Valhalla.