Jeremy Harris

Brandon Sanderson should write a chapter of ASOIAF just to show everyone what a bad idea that would be. Sansa and Tyrion discussing the difference between a quip and a jape or something.

She made her brother a Juggernaut that one time. That was kinda bad.

I’m thinking editor with a style guide they refer to as “the rule book”

There’s a Star Trek comic where they have a machine that turns Ricardo Montalban into Benedict Cumberbatch

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Im back 🥺❤️‍🩹🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

I spotted someone saying “sixteenth chapel” in the wild which is something I have always wanted to see.

This was very unsettling to see when we finally got trukk rather than munky.

Ray Smuckles from Achewood in goth attire dancing He says: “Mothma dance! Mothma dance! Every-body Mothma dance!” He presses a button on top of the skull attached to his crotch and the skull says “TAY… KOLMA’S… DEAD…”

Still on my Andor shit

He is tweeting in the style of Donald Trump about gerrymandering California. It seems like many people are in favor of this.

Inside of a mug with a dozen-or-so tiny rubber ducks inside

Why don’t you eat a cup of ducks

The dragon from Dragonslayer is named Vermithrax Pejorative.

Vermithrax

Pejorative

Also Alien: Earth

This is way better than a transforming Luke Skywalker.

They put new urinal screens in at work and now the bathrooms smell just like wintogreen life savers.

more scatmen fewer bombs

I used to joke about a Sexy Galactus halloween costume, you know. Not so funny now.

There’s an Aquaman villain named Black Manta who was autistic before Aquaman cured him.

I would keep trying to kill Aquaman too. WTF Arthur.

Some guy: Look at this quirky and kind of annoying but also endearing thing my wife does.

The Internet: If you think she’s such a bitch then why don’t you leave her?

I do not like that Gavin Newsom is Trumpposting. That makes me like Gavin Newsom less than I already did.

I want reddit to stop showing me the pappilomavirus rabbits.

oh they laid off the assistant dean of the college

[[Ray sits at his computer, thinking]] Ray (thinking): [i]Damn--I ain't talked to Teodor in like a week, ever since I said that we were both too fat. I got to break the ice before this becomes a thing.[/i] [[Ray dials his cell]] <<DOOT BLEEP DWIP DWOOP>> [[Ray talks on his phone. Inset small picture of Robert Smith]] Ray: Teodor! This is Robert Smith, from The Cure! I am their main singer! How are you, dogg? Ray: Oh! Yes! I did lose my British accent! I must have left it in the hearse! You know I drive a hearse as a regular car, right? Ray: Anyway, Ray Smuckles is sorry he was crass to you last week! No, I don't know how I know this! It came to me in the bath! Ray: Yes, I take sit-down baths! How about you, my goth brother? Do you sit down in a sit-down bath as well? Don't tell me you take a shower, now! SO not Goth! [[Ray on phone; inset of Robert Smith taking a bath, looking gloomy]] Ray: Oh! Dude! That stings! Ow, stop sayin' that you take you take a shower! Robert Smith cannot HEEEAR YOOUUUUUU! Ray: Anyhow, I'm going to put my half of phone call through to Ray's house so you can work things out. BEEP HISSS buhWOOOOP! Uh hello? Who is calling this terrible man, please? Ray: Oh! Teodor! Thanks for bein' the bigger man and gettin' in touch! Listen--I made a couple of phone calls, and it turns out that neither of us is actually fat! Skirt teaks and crispy Stellas at my place? http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05162006

makes more sense in this context

What an insane thing to say.

In the 90s and early 2000s you could be like “This is my antiracist song. It’s five minutes of slurs.”

They’re not gonna stop at Big Balls, you know. These radical leftists will beat up Catturd, they’ll beat up Critical Drinker, they’ll beat up Eat Garbage.

r/fuckcars is a microcosm of leftist infighting. You’ve got the bus people vs the train people vs the some-cars-are-okay people vs the absolutely-no-cars people.

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The lady with the JD VANCE ATE MY CAT sign