Sheer Heart Defend @sheerheartdefend

I need more ENA porn on my phone

26.07.2025 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m like Alvin of chipmunk fame if he was gay and also autistic

14.07.2025 23:15 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The biggest thing I don’t like about the asgore dess truck meme is that it’s unintentionally brought societies attention to Open Season which I consider a crime punishable by death

13.07.2025 22:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Please don’t do galaxy gas you fucking morons

11.07.2025 19:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There are such cases

28.05.2025 02:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

28.05.2025 02:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ask me again after about 15 minutes

28.05.2025 01:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There’s a very clear answer here

28.05.2025 01:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As per usual, someone cooked here

18.05.2025 01:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What I would give to have Kashiwagi from persona 4 corner me in that love hotel…

05.05.2025 04:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I-No

21.04.2025 04:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dear fucking Christ yes

21.04.2025 04:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by beep an apology, or something like that (homestuck comic dub)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR46...
@karkatgaming.bsky.social KARKAT GAMING REAL????
@sheerheartdefend.bsky.social JOHN GAMING REAL???
new homestuck comic dub dropped >:3
#homestuck #homestuckcomicdub

17.03.2025 05:03 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

ive heard the phrase "deltarune tomorrow" more times from the deltarune community more times than ive heard the phrase "i love you" from my own father"

10.03.2025 03:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the legendary 5 pound jolly ranchers bag

07.03.2025 00:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t wanna beat around the bush but… uuhh… mmmmmmmmmmmm…. Bush….

12.01.2025 08:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ed Peeran

12.01.2025 08:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

John the cornbread dealer replaced his original recipe with a Betty Crocker replacement and now my arteries keep vibrating and the bathroom won’t stop yelling at me

12.01.2025 07:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Top 10 fingers. Top 10 milk cartons. Top 10 Corium incidents. Top 10 VRAM addresses. Top 10 homeless people named Alexander. Top 10 sediment layers. Top 10 floor stains at Arby’s. Top 10 Ringo Starr sightings. Top 10 songs that you’ve heard before but don’t know the name of or who made it. Top 10 fo

11.01.2025 09:02 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

My jowels ache

11.01.2025 21:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Have a jolly 2017 Litmas

24.12.2024 22:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Zed WORMS: QUEER MAYHEM

Me and @goodtato.com, @squidgnz.bsky.social, @foolishbard.bsky.social, @sheerheartdefend.bsky.social have committed a Big Funny.
youtu.be/uFpwGymFM2c

24.12.2024 00:41 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

To the one customer I had that made me make a full burrito and not pay for it: I hope your arteries clog the next time you come in you dumb fucking cunt

23.12.2024 22:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am so badass

22.12.2024 04:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Redonkyuh

18.12.2024 17:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hitting the worm violently for some food scraps

18.12.2024 17:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Please beat me off with a Japanese squeaky hammer

18.12.2024 03:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need chumpy crumpy

12.12.2024 03:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

700 plages on you’re family bloodline, past present, and future.

12.12.2024 03:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am so fucking mad

12.12.2024 03:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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