Caesar Flunk

They are literally lining their pockets…

Has…err…anyone got her number? Asking for a friend…

Finally getting around to watching The Studio. And my word it’s good.

I would rather be 2 hours early than 2 minutes late.

I hate being late for anything.

Nothing like proper comfort food on a cold wet winter night

That sounds good.

Also had some caramelised onions with the Pork belly I cooked for dinner tonight. Bit of a last minute addition as I found the dish at the back of the fridge from last Friday and thought ‘feck it…warm them up and they’ll be grand’

You know those surveys that show what size of animal a man reckons he could beat, bare handed, in a fight? And there’s always a few who reckon they could take down a gorilla or lion? Guarantee, he’s one of those, and he just got his ass kicked by a bunch of actual children. On camera.

Love Cuti.

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Cheshunt P-P St Albans City Match OFF following pitch inspection

Or maybe not…

The funniest photograph ever taken, showing Ricky Gervais using a microphone stand to pose as the crucified Jesus. He's wearing a crown of thorns and has the word 'ATHEIST' daubed on his chest in red. His expression, as ever, is that of a thirteen year-old who's just said 'shit' in front of granny.

Your occasional reminder that Ricky Gervais posed for this, so you never have to listen to him about anything.

Ta! Have all the ingredients except the kelp. Shouldn't be a problem to acquire

Yes, we certainly do!

Looking like the game's on!

We should have them here. Driving or cycling is bad enough without having to guess if the person on the pavement is suddenly going to decide to cross the road in front of you.

FTR it’s worse when you’re on a bike as they don’t hear you and just step out without looking.

Counterpoint:

We absolutely should have laws against crossing on red or at points other than an actual crossing.

And while we’re at it, people who walk in the road, especially in the dark, when there is a pavement about 1 foot away are a menace to all road users.

Couldn’t even get a home shirt for him!

It’s like a proof of life hostage photo.

Vinai and Lange are off camera begging him to smile.

I’ve taken to flagging anything AI on my YouTube feed as ‘Not Interested’

Needless to say, I’m doing that a lot.

More here.

Joel Philbert has left the academy today and Joined Tottenham Hotspur. Good luck Joel.

Cristiano Ronaldo’s ego is out of control Ronaldo has been left with nothing but his ego

Cristiano Ronaldo earns £488,000 a day and is on strike because Saudi Arabia’s PIF haven’t bought his club enough new players. Welcome to football dystopia.

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Lol

Thinking of heading down to see the local non league team tomorrow as Mrs F is away for the night.

Given the rain in recent days, tomorrow’s forecast and a pitch that is notoriously bad, this is getting postponed (again) isn’t it?

And probably paint it gold

Of course, the alternative theory: that teeny, tiny people exist in a teeny, tiny world with teeny, tiny cars and teeny, tiny trains... makes more sense to my stupid lizard-brain, and I'd appreciate it if you'd all just play along. 😜

Ha!

A rugby scrum seemingly breaks out during Woolwich v Man Utd

Look at the absolute state of this...The Beautiful Game, eh?

'Why carnage of the ‘meat wall’ is bringing back giant goalkeepers'

'They don't want us to win' says the four times Premier League winner, FA Cup Winner, two times League Cup winner, Champions League winner, UEFA Super Cup winner and FIFA Club World Cup Winner