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Caesar Flunk

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Never knowingly underdressed grumpy old man trapped in the body of a middle aged one. Big fan of hats, Negroni’s and Spurs. Not so keen on the Woolwich Wanderers. Feck off with your Crypto shite. David Lynch and Stanley Kubrick stan.

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Willem Dafoe in THE scene from Basic Instincts.

Willem Dafoe in THE scene from Basic Instincts.

improving movies with willem dafoe: thread

08.11.2025 23:25 — 👍 517    🔁 84    💬 28    📌 20
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As always, when we get a new Shoot! in, we share the player profile

This week: Glenn Hoddle of Tottenham

I wonder if he still keeps in touch with Sean Fussell....

(From Shoot! - 26/02/1977)

#shoot #Shootmagazine #Tottenham #THFC

09.11.2025 13:36 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Wearing a suit. Age has taught me that a lot of self confidence can be gained by looking smart.

And quality knitwear. There is no better feeling than being cosy and warm in the winter.

09.11.2025 20:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“WHY WOULD ANYONE LOOK INSIDE AN ALIEN EGG??” this is why:

18.11.2024 20:35 — 👍 2489    🔁 461    💬 28    📌 20

In hindsight, it would have been funnier if I’d pixelated it

09.11.2025 13:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Also managed to photograph a building that technically didn’t exist.

09.11.2025 13:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Spotted White Hart Lane from the London Eye, so there’s that…

09.11.2025 13:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

As if yesterday’s sojourn into central London wasn’t bad enough, the visitors have decided they want to go in again…

09.11.2025 08:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m all for blaming Gooners

08.11.2025 22:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you’re looking for a barometer of how football has changed, the change from Wrangler to Paul Smith handing out freebies to staff of Nottingham Forest would be a good place to start.

08.11.2025 22:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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A very important Public Service Announcement:

08.11.2025 20:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great player but I have long held suspicions that he actually hates Spurs.

08.11.2025 13:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good points? Xavi and RKM…everything else, particularly our crossing into the box has been absolutely terrible.

08.11.2025 13:22 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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I fucking know Garmin…

08.11.2025 13:20 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s a mandate from the PL. Proof if needed that it’s utter nonsense

08.11.2025 11:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pint anyone?

08.11.2025 11:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not as confident as I have been when we played them recently. They’ve hit a bit of form and we haven’t been consistent.

Honestly? I’d take a draw.

08.11.2025 11:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As he was poking it, I was half expecting it to burst open and swarms of the eight legged bastards to come pouring out.

08.11.2025 11:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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En route to White Hart Lane, the world famous home of the Spurs

08.11.2025 11:03 — 👍 32    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0
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From the soccer community on Reddit: 55 years ago today - one of the best goals of the season, according to the BBC: Tottenham's team effort against Burnley, culminated by Steve Perryman. Explore this post and more from the soccer community

Goal of that and any other season from @steveperryman.bsky.social
www.reddit.com/r/soccer/com...

08.11.2025 08:42 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0
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a man in a jacket says i say we take off and nuke . ALT: a man in a jacket says i say we take off and nuke .
08.11.2025 08:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We have visitors. As is customary, the old family photos are out, and I have been handed a photograph of me from ** counts on fingers ** 23 years ago…Pissed and smoking a cigar.

Those were the days…

07.11.2025 22:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
07.11.2025 22:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Paddington in The Wicker Man (1974)

Paddington in The Wicker Man (1974)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1673

13.10.2025 07:20 — 👍 734    🔁 220    💬 8    📌 10
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Djed Spence posting Djed Spence things

06.11.2025 22:39 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s going to do an Elvis and have a heart attack on the shitter isn’t he 🤞🏻

06.11.2025 22:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We were sold AI on the basis it was going to cure cancer, solve climate change and advance our lives. Instead all it does is produce social media slop and put ordinary people out of work. I think we're entitled to feel a lot more pissed off than we currently seem to.

06.11.2025 21:55 — 👍 265    🔁 31    💬 19    📌 2

Even I thought this was one of mine!

06.11.2025 20:51 — 👍 2467    🔁 482    💬 95    📌 17

He’s going for the Arteta ‘Lego Head’ look

06.11.2025 11:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Obviously a lot of the dumb things about Neom are sui generis, but the stuff about the unfeasibly large quantities of material required does show why pretty much every sci-fi concept about space colonisation is just not going to work.

06.11.2025 10:24 — 👍 92    🔁 11    💬 9    📌 3

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