Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet

bubble dance party

I can’t believe an inflatable frog is my hometown’s symbol of resistance, and yet of course since I am from here I absolutely can

this is old school homegrown “rioting over the airport changing its carpet” Portland freak shit. it transcends the Portlandia mythos. writers would not think of this

Keep 'em coming. Zolo can drink enough amphorae of wine to fill several thermae

Thanks @chubbychips.bsky.social for this surprise 😻

Yoooooooooooooooo

The Portland Frog is an actual superhero sweetie and the cops tried (and failed) to hurt them

I'm wheezing 🤣

i saw someone recently use the phrase “simpsons character levels of humiliation” and i’m gonna apply that here

Dear God, I had almost forgotten the centrist bible

ALL HAIL OMNICULE 🫡 🖖 🫡

ALL HAIL OMNICULE 🫡

Martial arts movie name idea free to a good home:

Four Weddings and 1,000 Funerals

What is your fear

hey, did the edible just hit you?

yeah, i could tell. you look a bit dazed and unfocused, you're more yappy than usual... and you're making a tent in your skirt.

it's okay if i grope you in front of everyone, right?

thought so~

*Fucking stray bits of a polycule then slowly linking together Polaroids on a red string conspiracy board until you unlock the global trans megacule*

I have to hear Yung Grandma's latest single

If you think we don't need to look at how chastity is used as an abusive dynamic that denies freedom of movement and causes long lasting Zerg rushing, you are the proverbial homoflexible idiot 🖕

Routine Check

Are you hungry for hotdogs? The sausage is already in the buns. You just need to add some sauce. 😈

𖤐𝕽𝖊𝖘𝖐𝖊𝖊𝖙𝖘 𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖞 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊𖤐
𖤐 #femboy 𖤐 #porn 𖤐

Oh noooo it popped out.... you better take good care of it now 😈
𖤐𝕽𝖊𝖘𝖐𝖊𝖊𝖙𝖘 𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖞 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊𖤐
𖤐 #femboy 𖤐

fat hogs run in the family 🥰 @puritystinks.bsky.social

plz tell this girly how beautiful she is, she is clueless 💖

i helped him take this photo

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

Oppenheimer: quotes the Bhagavad Gita in his horror at the potential destruction of mankind

Tech startup weirdos going for their Series B: "WAFFLES"

Tech journalism in 2025: TECH STARTUP LEADERS ARE REAL BRAIN GENIUSES

Screenshot of jay.bsky.team describing the scent of a candle of which she posted a photo, after someone asked her what it smelled like: "A bonfire the druid has tossed incense across, transporting his listeners from the dark forest to where the tale is about to start"

One of this woman's first follows was an Ursula K. Le Guin bot, and I think that's the only way she's ever read any literature

Druids weren't bards, honey, and this is the opening of every episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?

RG Epyon in GFreD colors. GF(Epyon)D? Iunno. Latest painted gunpla

I don't want to find a new hole, I just got settled.

Jay: Panicking in public and going Mean Girl mode is not a good look