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David Saliba

@salibalaw.bsky.social

Father, lawyer, dog afficiando, formerly from southwest Virginia but now in Harrisonburg. Reluctantly remaining on Twitter for now. People tell me sometimes that my comedy jokes are funny.

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Okay, so I did it. In honor of Sandwich Guy, on what should be the last day of his trial, I figured out the chords. And so, with apologies to the late and great Bob Marley, I banged out this quick and (very) rough rendition of "I Threw the Sandwich." 🀣

06.11.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 10320    πŸ” 2097    πŸ’¬ 780    πŸ“Œ 222
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On Tuesday, we will vote for a Virginia where our kids can thrive.

01.11.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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In parts of the city they are being handed out en masse. And people are buying their own

This is my keychain.

30.10.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To stand up to ICE agents, some Chicagoans are arming themselves with whistles The plastic whistles have become a way to loudly resist U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents and warn those who may be in danger.

Whistles: An extremely low-tech community tool that could prove invaluable over the coming months. I'd like to see a well-funded organization mass produce these and encourage people to hand them out liberally, to friends and neighbors, as party favors, for free at checkout counters, etc.

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RFK Jr to urge Americans to eat more saturated fats, alarming health experts Guidance from health and human services secretary contradicts decades of dietary recommendations

How many lives is this madness going to cost? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

26.10.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.

23.10.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 15062    πŸ” 5851    πŸ’¬ 1212    πŸ“Œ 1079

It is the slippery slope into tackiness.

23.10.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We think the No Kings rally sans police batons and handcuffs and tear gas means things are normal. They are not.

22.10.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shooting by ICE officer in Los Angeles wounds motorist, U.S. marshal Federal authorities said the driver had threatened officers with a vehicle while trying to flee an arrest.

ICE fired shots again, hitting a civilian and a U.S. marshal. DHS, once again, is claiming the man rammed ICE with his car. Let’s see how long before that version of events unravels. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

22.10.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 12376    πŸ” 4789    πŸ’¬ 438    πŸ“Œ 161

Colbert calls Trump a "one man hate march" in his monologue and that is exactly the way to describe him.

A small hateful man.

21.10.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
"Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre"

"Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre"

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

20.10.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 16722    πŸ” 2610    πŸ’¬ 380    πŸ“Œ 220
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We stayed classy. #NoKings

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This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

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So no terrorism then?

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On our way to #NoKings

18.10.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 25536    πŸ” 3546    πŸ’¬ 996    πŸ“Œ 154

Just. Say. No.
#NoKings

18.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
White words on a black background read:

50+ 
Immigration agents have the authority to detain whom they reasonably suspect are in the country illegally. We found more than 50 Americans who were held after agents questioned their citizenship. They were almost all Latino.

~130
Agents also can arrest citizens who allegedly interfered with or assaulted officers. We compiled cases of about 130 Americans, including a dozen elected officials, accused of assaulting or impeding officers. 

~20
Among the citizens detained are nearly 20 children, including two with cancer.

White words on a black background read: 50+ Immigration agents have the authority to detain whom they reasonably suspect are in the country illegally. We found more than 50 Americans who were held after agents questioned their citizenship. They were almost all Latino. ~130 Agents also can arrest citizens who allegedly interfered with or assaulted officers. We compiled cases of about 130 Americans, including a dozen elected officials, accused of assaulting or impeding officers. ~20 Among the citizens detained are nearly 20 children, including two with cancer.

Hi, I'm the ProPublica reporter who's been tracking an unusual stat: U.S. citizens grabbed by immigration agents.

I did it because the government isn’t.

This is what I found.

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You mean the No Kings thing, or the Epstein fixer pardon?

18.10.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought the GM would precede the Santos.

18.10.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is.

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The war zone in Portland is out of control.

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What We Should Demand, What We Should Oppose Reflecting on a president's obligations and what history tells us about rejecting tyranny and injustice

Among the reasons Americans risked it all to get rid of a tyrannical king:
β€œHe has obstructed the Admin of Justice…made Judges dependent on his Will…sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people…kept among us Standing Armies w/o legislatures’ Consent” www.americaamerica.news/p/what-we-sh...

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The Ministry of Propaganda They control, the data, the algorithms β€” and the narrative.

Ministry of Propaganda unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/the-...

27.09.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I did not qualify for yesterday’s rapture. I hoped to find free abandoned cars but no luck so far.

24.09.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Department of Justice has been renamed the Department of Political Favors.

Convicted, pardoned and fraud numbers forgiven.

21.09.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 321    πŸ” 222    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 15

Don’t worry. It will.

21.09.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

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Singing "Epstein Got Melania First!" to The National Guard in DC! - Robby Roadsteamer
YouTube video by Robby Roadsteamer Singing "Epstein Got Melania First!" to The National Guard in DC! - Robby Roadsteamer

Hilarious singer, sings Epstein got Melania First' in front of the National Guard!πŸ˜πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

youtu.be/sXEDE1cCYiY?...

15.09.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Hahahaha!!

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