Rob, I guess

Lotta cowboy hats in the mall today for some reason.

People are always talking about doing down south in the winter. I assume that’s where they’re going

Ah I see you’re in Leduc

The lost erotic works of Pliny The Elder

Thank you for your service.

I miss living there so much sometimes

Any vacuums that will post bangin skeets?

What do you have for washing machines that can surf the internet ?

This is now a nonsensical Pliny themed account.

WWPD?
(what would Pliny do?)

Pliny The Tired Middle Aged.

At this point anytime I clock any kind of sticker on a Cadillac it becomes noteworthy. To be fair, Canadians are generally less willing to festoon cars with stickers than Americans.

today's looking up. I got the unicorn piece of coffee cake from the coffee shop: full corner piece

it's a Rubber Soul kinda day round these here parts

Headline CRIME Man arrested after hucking jerky, shouting Bible verses in front of Edson school By Staff The Canadian Press Posted February 12, 2026 10:59 am

Not a word you see appear in headlines all that often.

Also I see rural Alberta is being on brand.

Proud of the fact I turned her on to Wet Leg now it’s her favourite band.

< doing lines above Blaine

I’m getting a good education on early 2000s Ukrainian children’s programming from an 18 year old coworker. There’s a lot of porridge involved in these shows.

Don’t listen to Sam. Now is the age of weird.

Unexpected 13 hr work day. 9hrs down 4 to go.

Hey if you guys want some extra political parties, we've got a lot of 'em up here.

urgh. every insult possible with some AI icing.

I just can't understand the audacity of someone to claim they've written a bunch of originals and then admit they're not even half done. By that metric I am one of the most prolific songwriters Edmonton has ever seen.

exactly! It told me more about this fucker than the rest of the nonsense he was spewing.

...then go searching for a woman to fix it.

saw a post on fb last night. Some guy says he's written a bunch of original songs and is "looking for a female vocalist to sing, write the lyrics and do the arranging". Such a classic mid guy thing to do, claim you've done something but all you've done is half ass something....

I’ll up my time on Bluesky then just to keep some kind of balance. We are in a precarious place. Can’t take chances. We could be a load bearing presence. Who knows for sure?

The one thing that really used to bug me with iPhones has been fixed. You can actually delete most of the bloatware. That damned stocks app that was always there annoyed me more than it should have.

I just switched to iPhone a few weeks ago after a decade and a half android. So far it’s okay but I haven’t really taken advantage of any interoperability with my MacBook or old studio iMac

Drugs are great. When I was very sick in December and was rightfully concerned I might be dying I had to stop taking the only drug I take, for insomnia and anxiety. So I got to be awake all night stewing on mortality. Love drugs.