Trick

Wait a sec did the math. Traumaversery. Dam

Girl bring in the leeches!!!

There should be ways to do ritual bloodletting without worrying your loved ones

Dumb ass. You have Responses due to The Situations

Only recently linked the whole inability to cry in front of others with the fact that my ex hit me for crying. Am I stupid. Genuinely hello???

So I was right 👍

How tall are u in ur boots 🤔 huh 🤔🤔🤔⁉️

Forgot I look like this 🦐 for a sec

Im 5'7 and ur taller than me but I think I forgot my slouch factor

Bitches let me woo you

I think 5'8

My posture is never better than when I'm flirting with a trans woman who's taller than me

I'm like if a guy worried

When you're an adult clouds move faster and water boils slower

I was really brave last night. And now. I am being brave at work (tired and a little hungover)

UGH

but you know what did hit in new york

9/11 joke did NOT hit with the in-laws from Connecticut

Baby deer in my backyard? It's small. But no spots. Hmmmm. Why are you small

Saw an ant today

Doing my rope bottoming nerve checks to make sure my evil back pain nerve attack isnt permanently damaging me

My back is fucked I keep having nerve damage tingles down my arm. Ruh roh

shorty got a rudimentary churning process

If I was rich I'd eat a lot of olives probably. The fancy kind like from the olive bar at giant eagle

I have complicated feelings about the girls who are in leggings that cost more than I make in a day going to their fancy workout class that I pass at 5 in the morning coming home from my job cleaning up cum at a bathhouse

Women like me even though I forget a lot of stuff and I'm a little boring and I don't take my makeup off . They do

🪲🪲?

Now I'm eating hummus + pretzels on the couch. Is this as riveting for you as it is for me?

Her winter coat is very thick and soft and she has little white specks