Founder Band From Chicago

WE ALSO WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED “NO WARS,” GOV. FOLKSY DONUT FARMER

YOU WOULDA BEEN A GREAT VP BUT THAT SHIP HAS LEFT THE RAILROAD AIRPORT

WAIT IS THAT KENNY POWERS ON THE BENCH

"Brown Sweatshirt" Lake Zurich high school hero in illustration about to punch "Danny Spud"

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

THEY WERE ALL HEY GET YOUNG BILL PULLMAN, WE’LL JUST DROP DEMOCRAT SONNY CROCKET INTO ACTUAL HAITI UNDER BABY DOC

DROP OUT OF LIFE W BONG IN HAND

HAVE IT YR WAY TEAM

ZAKES MOKAE MOTHEREFFIN LEGEND

NO DUDE DO NOT DRINK THAT

WATCHING SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW, LISTENING TO DOPESMOKER AND JUST REALIZED I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THIS RIFF

an idiot is fishing by asking people to pick them up at “Chicago airport” and another person is suggesting that whoever falls for it will get their kidneys stolen

CHICAGO AIRPORT LOL

Family includes everyone! ❤️

SOMEDAY @jd-vance-1.bsky.social AND KRISTY GNOME AND STEPHAN MILLER WILL BE MARCHED OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE IN CUFFS AND WE WILL ALL CELEBRATE

picture of jd vance looking like a stupid baby

LOL WHAT A FUCKIN’ BABY

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social IS A TINY BABY IN A LITTLE BABY SUIT AND HE IS UNIVERSALLY LAUGHED AT

screenshot of a banger Superbowl ad tweet: cj @TOS_Violator. 9/11/21 the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard 177 14.5K 112K

good time to bring back this all timer:

“THE ORANGE ONE THAT WAS FRIENDS WITH CLINT EASTWOOD”

That’s YOU, you pants-shitting baboon.

WHY DID GREG PROOPS THROW A BRICK AT BERNIE AND TURN OFF THE COMMENTS

(sorry the singer had strong Diamanda Galas vibes, it was fun to believe for a minute)

WAIT ITS DIAMANDA GALAS SINGING THE ITALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM THIS IS FUCKKNG RAD

LOL WE THOUGHT @jd-vance-1.bsky.social WAS TRUMP’S MOST IDIOTIC CHILD BUT HERE’S SNIFFLES JR. CUTTING TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE AGAIN

It's been fun seeing The Consultants lose their mind about how they don't get this ad, which is the coolest shit she's done yet.

(Also, yes, that's Matt Mercer, who I've come to learn since this ad dropped is more famous than Michael Jordan.)

every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds

WE ARE CHANGING OUR NAME:

SCOWLING VOID OF PURE NOTHINGNESS

😂😂😂

OH MY… WISCONSIN? INDIANA?

WHO’S FIRST FOR THE WOODCHIPPER???

Lingua Ignota
Inter Arma
Miles Davis
Corrosion Of Conformity (1985)
Sun Ra

your honor this is boring

Everyone keeps saying "No one is coming to save us!" but I think it's a distinct possibility that whoever did this is coming to save us.

SASHIMI LUGE (dibs on that band name)

Last summer I stood before
the Martin Luther King Jr.
Memorial in Washington, DC.
Stone can’t fully hold the
weight of his courage or his
words. But standing there
reminded me that justice is
unfinished work and each
of us is responsible for
carrying it forward. The dream
still asks something of us.