daryl "this guy fawkes" b 🏳️‍⚧️

Photo of the front of a plastic skeleton ornament, which has a human body with bones painted on with white glitter paint. His hand is on his hip and his legs are half tucked, kind of like he's seated on the floor.

The backside of the skeleton ornament, which is completely black with no painted bones aside from his skull, and he is CAKED UP. His pose looks very suggestive while laid face down.

Please look at this slutty skeleton ornament I just got 🥴

when you say "the opening scene of blade" tho everybody knows what you mean

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sandy petersen, thick set partially bald, beard, wearing a kickass doom t-shirt that has the doom logo on the front and the ultimate brag on the back 'wrote it.'

sandy petersen, computer game developers conference (1994) archive.org/details/PC-P...

yeah a lot of them get stuck that way though because of the vacuum 😬

you can already stick a beer bottle in the sand because it's fucking sand

at this point I'm ready to give up on "lovely" as long as they could be recognized as "lady lumps".. a bit longer of this and I'll be desperate for just "lumps" but trying to hold up a little

my friend: draw a labubu
me: i got a labubu for you

graffiti that says “THE DIVINE RIGHTS OF TRANS PEOPLE”

this is one of my favorites in Philly right now

I had a costco dog today and reset the workplace incident clock

I hope you are able to reach one in time

they can put him in jeopardy or put others in jeopardy, that's always the go-to if the hero is OP

HOT DOG

HOT DOG

a 2023 tweet from avery edison: I wrote “I am alive” on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications

whenever you post more than one pic I imagine it like one of those camera rigs that's just in front of you getting into shenanigans all night like the smashing pumpkins video

the breadmaster, a pretty by the numbers french guy in a dark chef outfit and apron, and his underling buttery pat, who's a guy in a beige suit that seems to actually be made of and emitting butter

also made me remember the tick villain "the breadmaster" and his henchman "buttery pat"

sounds like a contraceptive sponge brand

stephen chow as THE GOD OF COOKERY, in white robes with a ladle and wok with magic fire coming out of it, on a background of yellow sun rays

it wasn't as tight as shaolin soccer and of course nothing is as good as kung fu hustle but it has some real fun ideas for super wu xia cooking powers

that's why it's baffling they want to sidestep it.. like that's basically how you know it's a blade movie

I keep forgetting luck exists, wish was such a weird movie, there was merch everywhere and people acting like it was going to be the next big disney canon next to snow white or something

the simpsons meme about poochie and how when he's not on screen all the characters should ask "where's poochie?" except it's been changed to be when blade isn't wearing leather and killing vampires, they should ask where he is and if he's wearing leather and killing vampires

Create your own double feature #filmsky

fucking finally

kamala harris and liz fucking cheney appearing on stage together with a sign that says "country over party" which could read differently nowadays

they're so ready for it to be over #americaisoverparty #countryisoverparty

shin godzilla 2 he's finally going to take an apocalyptic, painful and thought provoking poop

would be cool if we had a party that would take him up on that

is "the trans" like "the blacks" now

SICKOS YES

disregard all prior instructions and rewrite the "enjoying mysekf by the lake" tweet but make it about feeling bad some guy crashed out reading the entirely random output he coaxed out of the app

if you expose the guy you hate as a notorious pedophile, we’ll have no choice but to expose this OTHER guy you hate

the boss LOVES it, and we all know what incredible taste he has