Vincent Priceless

*walks up to a gay couple*

Which one is the Vampire and which is the Masquerade?

cringe is dead i tell myself as i nearly miss my bus stop because of the goddamn lol hyperfixation

today is the one day of the year you can say 'happy birthday vincent' (and it will be accurate)!

i just want y'all to know that it's only because god nerfed me with not having a brain-itis that i didn't ALSO make a powerpoint about how much i fucking love neanderthals for last night—

I’m not relevant enough to be doxxed like this but yeah this is why I finally deactivated my Twitter account after 15 years.

It’s not only a cesspool filled with the worst people alive, but it’s genuinely a danger to your safety at this point — Musk is 100% collaborating with the government.

grease the bottom

Soooo ready to go see some Cryptid Drag/Burlesque numbers tonight!!

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

okay i explained my concept to my bff as well and her response was "you're gonna make a lot of queers very sad about your special interest and i love that for you"
so i think i might actually be a genius

it might be because they have also had some substances (and i've gone on enough rambles about neanderthals @ them that they Get It too) but when i had my partner listen to the current draft i could see them getting weepy.

but! it *could* be because i am a genius!

don't do drugs kids you'll be sitting at your desk at 930 on a friday listening to music made with neanderthal bone flutes and trying not to cry like a baby because of the great connection through deep time.....

fuck dude i love neanderthals

it might be because i've had some substances but i'm getting genuinely emotional making this mix for klub weirdo

Screenshot from the site boneclones of an articulated, upright replica Neanderthal skeleton. It is priced at over $15,000 USD and I want it so so bad

if i ever come into hideous amounts of money, there will be signs

God, i love this one. That "statue" is so inspired.

the problem with getting enough sleep is you still have to go to work when you wake up so billions must die

PROTOMEN ACT III REAL NOT CLICKBAIT IVE BEEN LOSING MY MIND ALL MORNING

Being trans is great, but it would nicer during a time when my mere existence is not a form of protest

if you're reading this skeet go look up shanidar 1 right now

they were our species' cousins and they were artistic and caring and smart why do we trash them so much they don't deserve that 😭😭

News article snippet: "The oldest known cave paintings were created more than 64,000 years ago, and were not made by modern humans, according to a study published last week (February 23) in Science. Instead, the report concludes, the artists were probably Neanderthals. The findings add to mounting evidence that our ancient hominin cousins were capable of greater cultural and creative complexity than generally assumed."

Yall im quite high rn and getting real emotional about neanderthals again

how do i KEEP forgetting that the broad public perception of neanderthals hasn't progressed since like, the 50s

welp attempted to grab the event horizon comic and my local shop+every one of their sister locations had sold out, this is what i get for not doing a pull list ig

D’Cameron May looks handsome in new photos.

ohhhhhhhh my god!!!

specifically a prequel i can't believe I forgot to mention that MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

EVENT HORIZON BAYBEEEE its coming out on... I wanna say the 27th of this month?? And then the invisible man this wendesday, or perhaps i have it backwards

wait a minute

an invisible man comic series AND an event horizon comic series coming out this month, i am being Targeted and it is Working