Billy Inlow

I think I went to high school with a few people like that. 🤨🤔

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It's easy to guess:

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Also, obviously, fuck Gavin Newsom

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When the 79th mechanized femboy division faces off with the texas national guard

It gets worse than the YT side of things as well; going to the actual website has literal casino guides about halfway down the main page, and hitting More at the top reveals a real 😬 two-word combination:

"crypto casinos"

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Part 1/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update where a man walks around with a stereotypical Bible thumping sign claiming "It's Adam & Eve NOT Adam & Steve." When confronted aobut his sign, the man underlines that Adam and Steve did nothing wrong while Adam and Eve doomed humanity to suffer on earth, so someone has to support Adam and Steve. The person confronting him joins him with a sign of their own.

Part 2/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update where a man walks around with a stereotypical Bible thumping sign claiming "It's Adam & Eve NOT Adam & Steve." When confronted aobut his sign, the man underlines that Adam and Steve did nothing wrong while Adam and Eve doomed humanity to suffer on earth, so someone has to support Adam and Steve. The person confronting him joins him with a sign of their own.

In fairness to Adam and Eve, nowhere in Leviticus are you told not to obey a talking snake.

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To be fair, letting you manage to get FOUR QUEENS says a lot more than that end result ever could. 👑

TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON This cartoon has four panels. PANEL 1 A car and a pickup truck are pulled over on the side of an overpass. There’s an exit ramp with white and green stripes going across it, which in some cities indicates pedestrian and bicyclist crossings. The driver of the car, a woman in an orange top, is walking towards the driver of the pickup, who has gotten out of the truck. He's wearing a blue cap and a red tshirt. WOMAN: Hey there. I see you're pulled over. You need me to call for help?MAN: Thanks. I'm having the worst day ever! PANEL 2 A closer shot of the truck driver as he rants. His face is framed by two yellow caution signs with bicycle icons and arrows pointing to the green and white crosswalk lines. The concerned woman is behind him. MAN: I was just driving along and bam! A bike came out of nowhere! No chance for me to see it coming! Stupid bike riders think they own the road! PANEL 3 Looking worried, the man points to a dent on his truck's front grill.  MAN: I got a big truck so I'd be safe on the road — and see what happens? Just look at this ding on my truck! PANEL 4 From the ground in front of the truck, a hand comes up, forefinger raised to get attention. The woman is shocked; the man is annoyed. BIKER (weak shaky voice): Sorry to interrupt but could you call me an ambulance?MAN: Hey! It's not all about you! CHICKEN FAT WATCH Chicken fat is obsolete cartoonists' lingo for unimportant but amusing details in the art. PANEL 2: A highway sign says "Highway to Heck." The font is called "Highway Gothic."(“Highway to heck” is a reference to a Foxtrot comic. “Some songs just weren’t made for Muzak.” “Some ears weren’t, either.”) PANEL 3: The logo on the front of the truck says "Dodge SLAM."

They Think They Own The Road!

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While we're at it, fuck Bill Maher too

That was what I was going to mention. 🤭

A screenshot of a tweet from Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (@RepMTG). The tweet reads: "Bad Bunny says America has 4 months to learn Spanish before his perverse unwanted performance at the Super Bowl halftime. It would be a good time to pass my bill to make English the official language of America. And the NFL needs to stop having demonic sexual performances during its halftime shows." The tweet was posted at 10:48 AM on October 6, 2025, has 144.4K views, 954 replies, 1.2K retweets, 7.3K likes, and 70 bookmarks.

If you didn't want Puerto Ricans speaking Spanish in the US, you should've thought about that before you colonized the island and forcefully made it a part of the US.

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@bethanyblack.bsky.social said she taught herself economics after seeing so many financial news stories that simply didn’t make sense to her so she had to understand them better and it turns out she was right to start with and the economy simply does not make any sense

You know, if you can spare the money, a Bluetooth speaker hidden inside a trash can and blaring the Imperial March at full volume can be a fun little thing.

sad wojak in a vicious cycle: "I get paid some money" -> "I try to save some money" -> "Some bullshit happens that requires money" -> "I have no money"

There's a way to reference the final boss of Neverwinter Nights 2 here... 🤔🧐

If anyone wants to use this moving forward, go right ahead.

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You might even say you were uncomfortably numb. 😛