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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Korone to Coach Mcguirk in Poker Night at the Inventory 3

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

Man, I remember when she was a small child who died of an artificially engineered, Mutant-killing virus that was created by a Mutant evil clone of a Mutant cyborg time traveler.

This may just be a sign of how out of the loop I am, but Danger already seems to be a deep cut. Or at least one a more casual audience is going to look at and go, "... who?"

Have a day off thanks to Lincoln's birthday and I have... just kind of sat around and rotted.

wooo

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... huh.

"Beep!"

If there is one thing Nada likes to do as a sign of affection for his Partner, it's a little beep on the tip of her nose. Queenie is usually bemused but confused how he keeps catching her by surprise with it.

Thanks to
@saturn8light.bsky.social for the drawing!

Welp!

Awww, I was kind of hoping for "first Super Bowl to only have field goals."

Okay, that X Infinity commercial was at least a LITTLE funny.

Fozzie and Panda on a blind date (he found the right kind of bears on the dating app this time) while Kuma spies on them jealously.

Football players will always impress me

like what do you mean a rhinoceros with shoulder pads tackled my shins at full force and I’m just supposed to get up and hustle to the next play

a close up of a person smoking a cigarette in a smokey room . ALT: a close up of a person smoking a cigarette in a smokey room .

He counts! He's got "Godzilla" in his name and everything!

For the Patriots, their storyline is basically "The Don Callis Family (aka the Chiefs) has fallen and now The Corporation is trying to return as the top heel faction."

YouTube video by PS César Torn between two lovers - Mary MacGregor (1976) HD

What's going on in Kyle's head whenever Takeshita and Okada talk shit about each other in front of him:

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#AEWCollision

Lucky!

Cookie!

This is how the guy alleged to be the actual author of Death Note and Bakuman drew me!

me holding a box of potato milk

POTATO MILK

It's funny. When Bandito lost the championship match to MJF, I was SURE that Brodie was picking him up only to knock him down again and turn heel by beating him up.

Then I remembered I'm not watching WWE anymore and they don't do that kind of logic leap to kill organic pushes in AEW.

loot that drops off me:
- a coffee mug
-a mini Peanut Butter Cup
-a Firefighters (the Bananaball team) cap
-[RARE] Some form of Gunpla.

The Tony Hawk "appreciate the hesitation" meme but with Tony Khan's name and profile picture lazily added in.

The "Fuck ICE" thing has broken containment so hard MY MOTHER is posting memes about it!

America Gundam now has a new Entry Grade friend!

A 7-11 branded Nu Gundam. I like that it's notably taller.

Think next I'll start on the V-Gundam line.

Close up of the odd looking anti-matter bird puppet from The Giant Claw.

It's a little disappointing in that second respect, though I'd forgotten about the psudo-Zero System vs psudo-Epyon System plotline with Inaho's eye and Slaine's robot.

Ah, the end of season one of Aldnoah.Zero.

I remember how ANGRY some fans got when they realized the point of Slaine all along had been that he was kind of a chud.

Been seeing people react the past few weeks or so about Baron Corbin's story of how he got an AEW dark match. And I'm amused how you have the "Oh, he just HAPPENED to have his gear. Riiiight," people being shouted down by the actual wrestlers going, "RULE 1! ALWAYS HAVE YOUR GEAR!"

Well, if nothing else, I'm glad to hear the Teemo Experience is universal.

Kyle O'Reilly and Roderick Strong. HATED the Undisputed Shovels in NXT but now here I am, loving Roddy's straight man work for The Conglomeration and popping when Kyle got Mox to tap.

Oh hey, there's a dub of Aldnoha.Zero I haven't seen before.

Guess I'm letting Justice be done even if the heavens fall.