Pretend Daddy

And gets really good grades

The key is to just be yourself

Be careful.

Thank you for promoting safe practices.

A man stands in front of a blazing inferno with a stern expression on his face. Text across the image reads: “I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH MATCHES” The man in the image is Canadian comedian Nathan Fielder.

Pretend Daddy takes fire safety very seriously🔥
#therehearsal #hbo #hbomax #nathanfielder #daddy #fire #hot #sweat #feeltheburn

It still feels like swearing. Not classy.

Pretend Daddy is proud of your hard work ♥️

A 50 year old man stands in the foreground wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt with a sad, concerned look on his face. There is a barbecue in the background and people can be seen sitting around a table in a grassy backyard. Text across the image reads: “KEEPING A SECRET IS NO DIFFERENT FROM TELLING A LIE” The man in the image is American actor Walton Goggins portraying his character Rick from White Lotus season 3.

Hidden truths are unspoken lies. Every secret has an expiration date.💀🖤
#pretenddaddy #whitelotus #secrets #HBO #daddy #weekend #realtalk #scorpio

It’s not just broken glass. Trust is broken too.

A middle aged man wearing glasses and a white shirt leans forward with a serious expression on his face. There is a red car in the background with a damaged windshield. Text across the image reads: “WHEN WERE YOU PLANNING ON TELLING ME ABOUT THIS?” The man in the image is American Comedian and musician Tim Heidecker.

Hiding a problem doesn’t make it go away. Pretend Daddy doesn’t like secrets.🚫🙊

#pretenddaddy #daddy #cars #cartrouble #realtalk #roleplay #behonest #accident #letmehelp #baddie #woops #sorry #meme #greatjob

Not good enough.

I was worried sick. You need to face the consequences.

A man in business attire leans against a doorframe on the front steps of a house at night. A gun can be seen holstered on his hip, he has an expression of disapproval on his face. Text across the image reads: “IT’S WAY PAST CURFEW” The man in the image is American actor Christopher Meloni.

We had an agreement.⏱️
#daddy #latenight #naughty #punishment #christophermeloni #pretenddaddyforyou #roleplay #lawandorder

A man with a friendly smile sits on a couch with his arms resting on his knees, fingers crossed. Text across the image reads: “IT’S MOVIE NIGHT YOUR PICK!” The man in the photo is late American Comedian Bernie Mac .

Get the popcorn ready🍿
#movienight #rip #berniemac #pretend #daddy #fridaynight #tgif

Your wish is my command

A middle aged man stands at the edge of an indoor basketball court with his hands in his pockets and a happy expression on his face. Text across the image reads: “YOU DID GREAT TODAY I’M TAKING YOU OUT FOR ICE CREAM” The man in the image is American actor and comedian Charlie Day.

Pretend Daddy wants to treat you 🍦💗
#dairyqueen #icecream #sweettooth #daddy #dessert #yummy #pretenddaddy #greatjob

You need to practice more (NOT in my fence)

A middle-aged man stands in front of a fence in a residential neighbourhood with a stern expression on his face. There is a crudely spray painted penis on the fence. Text across the image reads: “I’M NOT ANGRY JUST DISAPPOINTED”. The man in the image is Canadian actor and comedian Nathan Fielder.

Pretend Daddy forgives but he doesn’t forget.
#graffiti #vandalism #nathanforyou #nathanfielder #daddy #iykyk

You’re welcome. It’s a blessing to be your pretend daddy

An older gentleman with thick round glasses sits in a cozy living room setting with warm lighting. He has a loving expression on his face. Text across the image reads: “IT’S AN HONOUR AND A PRIVILEGE TO BE YOUR PRETEND DADDY”. The man in the image is Canadian actor and comedian Eugene Levy.

And don’t you forget it🩶
#daddy #love #youmatter #worthy #family

A middle aged man stands in a baseball field with an excited expression on his face. Text across the image reads: “GREAT CATCH!” The man in the image is Mexican American actor Tony Dalton portraying the character of Lalo Salamanca from the hit series ‘Breaking Bad’.

Do you have time for a quick game of catch with Pretend Daddy? ⚾️ 👉👈
#baseball #sports #breakingbad #daddy

I need you everyday.

A muscular older man sits with his arms crossed in a cozy, elegant living room setting. He has a big, loving smile on his face. Text across the image reads: “THERE’S MY ALL STAR!” The man in the image is American actor Terry Crews.

Don’t forget, Pretend Daddy is cheering you on through life 📣
#daddy #cheerleader #allstar

Everything.

I’m here for you always♥️

A middle aged man with glasses sits in a youthful bedroom setting. His clothing is both professional and casual, he has a kind smile on his face. Text across the image reads: “YOU KNOW YOU CAN TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING RIGHT?” The man in the image is American actor Zack Braff.

Pretend Daddy is a very good listener❤️
#trust #love #therapy #pretenddaddy

A pretend daddy speciality 💫

That’s what I’m here for❤️🫂

An older gentleman with glasses sits on a sunny patio with his leg crossed over his knee. He is wearing a fun Hawaiian shirt and has a joyful grin on his face. Text at the bottom of the image reads: “START PACKING WE’RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND”. The man in the image is American actor and musician Jeff Goldblum.

Pretend Daddy makes your dreams come true✨🏰
#disneyland #happiestplaceonearth #happyplace #vacation #holiday #pretenddaddy

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