phi 💗

you know really bad shit is happening when they have to send Katy Perry to space to distract us all

The moment I am able to get sober its over for all of you

i still can't believe chappell wrote a country song about tops

you can't convince me that shit wasn't made with me specifically in mind

My first (and for a while only) exposure to Darude: Sandstorm was at Six Flags Great America where during Fright Fest they would take the enclosed teacup ride, black it out, fill it with fog and lights and stuff, then blast the music as you spun yourself to death and it was beautiful.

if you sing that frank Sinatra song My Way at karaoke I think you should be shot on sight

Now I NEEED ONYA NERVE to win drag race !!!!!!!!

My friends throw a pink pony club party every year for 3 of our friends birthdays and it's been going on for 3 years and since she's finally blown up they projected this in the bathroom🥹
#chappellroan

sometimes I like to sing mambo no. 5 but after it starts with the "one, two, three-four-five" instead of the lyrics i just keep counting

getting sober is very... sobering

People don’t ask each other what’s crack-a-lackin like they used to

I am making a local directory to share around my downtown and around my area that will have goods and then what local business sells them. I hope this will make it a little more accessible and convenient in my community. We gotta get creative to spread the message

One day can be a start to a week to a month or a year!

Can't post on insta anymore or follow anyone because apparently encouraging people to shop local with cash and visit the national parks is a security threat and they need to "protect their community" which means making sure WE have no community :) free speech yay! #winterboots #boycott

DAMN

donkey kong's beloved slogan "slow down slow down i'm gonna kong"

Ben & Jerry’s is absolutely HOLDING IT DOWN with the kind of corporate values I appreciated

I buy there delicious stuff already, but this just gives me incentive to buy MORE!

Read.
Read books.
Reading books is resistance.

Buy.
Buy books.
Buying books is resistance.

Share.
Share books.
Sharing books is resistance.

Celebrate
Celebrate books.
Celebrating books is resistance.

Free speech absolutists

brb playing chess cunt mode

if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits

Personally I’d like to stop seeing pictures of the richest man in the world doing a sieg heil at the U.S. presidential inauguration.

I’m gonna get put on a government watch list for this one I just know it

Wah

Ooo thank you!! just downloaded Goodreads and saw this, switching over stat

Ok #booksky, let’s talk.

👎🏼Goodreads, owned by Amazon, fuels its monopoly on books.

👍🏼StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform, offers an ethical, ad-free alternative with mood-based recommendations, user control over data, and a focus on inclusivity. Support diversity over corporate power!

Democracy has been gone bookie

Rigatoni reminds me of capybara.

TikTok shut down tonight—almost exactly 8 years to the day since Vine closed on January 17, 2017. One Venus cycle ago. A perfect repetition.