georgia-lux

a field full of the colorful Saran Wrap mascot "Maybe A Bear" they're all carrying boxes of Saran Wrap

could be us but you're all playin' (with inferior plastic wrap brands)

relax bro i'm just busting your Keaton

every news story this morning is like:
she's a Hanshin Tigers superfan!!! she loves heavy metal!!!
...and is an ultranationalist who idolizes Margaret Thatcher and was extremely close to Abe

congrats to the LDP for finally finding a lady nasty enough to carry forward Abe's legacy

"no more tears" my ass i've chugged like four bottles and i'm still sobbing uncontrollably

the harmless clowns you encounter early to mid game are there to get you to let your guard down and ignore the clown damage resistance perks, which you will sorely regret by endgame

gatekeeping? more like GREATkeeping. take a victory lap queen

me when i hear someone open a can of tuna

"now let it rest for 15-20 minutes" - the room temperature gourmet

tiny bottle of Oronamin C

+10 HP, Stamina Bar completely refilled

Chrontendo Episode 29 (00:55:34)

pretty sustained shaker here in tokyo just now, just enough to think maybe i should put some shoes on lol

hat that says: "cargo pants? uhhhh no buddy, car go beep beep, you feeling alright man?"

good things still exist

like a Silent Hill protagonist, i technically survived

we did it Joe

oh my god so close

this is as close as i have ever been to complete destruction whew

yeah babey

i am going to make it home by sheer force of will thank u

walking home from the gay bar in( Shinbashi and the streetlights are
flickering like a Silent Hill level

Nice titmouse. Tufted?

(Going into VATS noise)

[grotesque parody of the human form] ayyyye who love me lol

feeling weird because nobody is answering my texts and i am drunk and the youngest guy at work tried to match my pace at the nomikai and ending up ralphing

buildings is a stretch but indistinct background tiles sure

two princesses in a degraded world 😊🌅

this was one of four Nintendo games we owned so obviously it was the greatest thing ever

might be feeling regret not from fucking a dude i just met but from knowing he's got pics of me and someone else. huzzah lessons of youth but in middle age

YouTube video by Terror Jr - Topic Caramel

hanging out in gay clubs all the time has put me back in my Terror Jr era

Laser of the American Gladiators commands you "Call me communion, I'm that cracker with the juice!"