georgia-lux

Lift here to avoid the sauce

i would never avoid your sauce babe

they ran another news piece about it so i have proof of the full-on pissing dinosaur cloaca

🎶 The best part of waking up ~
is pulling on your pud 🎶

dang the prime minister is going to do a press conference over this tsunami warning i guess it's a big deal

i am on nearly the highest ground you can get to in this country without actually combing Mount Fuji it's all good here nuzzled safely in this incredibly uncomfortable business hotel bed

it's hitting up towards Aomori and Hokkaido i am fine here in Shizuoka, i just happened to be watching the nationwide broadcast on NHK so they're really ringing the alarms

believe it or not this picture is after i opened the plastic wrap

oh damn a big tsunami incoming, what a great time to be nuzzled up against Fuji's ample mountainous bosom

it was uncharacteristically disgusting but i sure did eat the whole thing

and we just got a big earthquake as i was eating my Margherita Bread! luckily the epicenter is like five prefectures away so on the sixth floor of this shitty business hotel it was just a gentle vibration

bread splattered with tomato sauce, basil sauce and some cheese like fluid

partaking of Lawson's "Margherita Bread" which is simply indescribably machine-assembled

on a week long business trip with three incredibly attractive men. it's a Christmas miracle

trawling Blued for some Shanghai Style Banana Pie

three members of the clean plate club

three plates of spaghetti

today i got tapped to make staff meal at my part time job for the first time, here's eringi mushroom and bacon shoyu butter spaghetti

Confusion, Intrigue Mar "World's Least Horny Man 2025" Competition

what a lovely day

going to the theater on a Friday afternoon like a real city mouse

(i ate the bones voice) i ate the boops

hey it's upside down for no reason! pretty cool...

gnomefish (黒ムツ) sashimi

gnomefish sashimi time

My father's final message

new karaoke secret weapon unlocked (entering Wink's Ai ga Tomaranai but singing the Kylie Minogue lyrics)

The physicks examining the dead find the ribs are broken and chests distended, as though the internals had undergone some terrible expansion

hey "nice" long flowing beard haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is Heavenly Lord Guan Yu from the 2000 years of veneration] oh fuck

reminder that their video for Hey Phone is my favorite piece of queer art in the last year too

my YouTube Music recap

in the least surprising development of the year, every one of my most listened songs this year is a peterparker69 track

Yum yum! Your driver GOBLIN is nearby with your order from SLURRY IN A HURRY. Get your spoon ready!

the rest of the party laughs and makes merry. i sigh and stare into my mead, daydreaming yet again about the goblin brigand who told me i "looked hotter than a wyvern's asshole mid-fart"

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
Fourteen feet of goblin penis
Coiled beneath the Christmas tree