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@chrisann.bsky.social

I'm here for the witty banter, Union_Omaha and TheKCCurrent. Member of OmahaParliament, ProudOwlsOMA and kcbluecrew. #SupportLocal⚽️ she/her No, I will not follow you back because you followed me first.

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Latest posts by chrisann.bsky.social on Bluesky

I've been shot! 📸 😂

Also, bring your dog to the next @unionomaha.bsky.social home match.

11.08.2025 18:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New video out! @unionomaha.bsky.social standouts Charlie Ostrem and Marco Milanese joined me to talk about youth sports and share some perspectives.

On Substack here: open.substack.com/pub/rbpengui...
On YouTube here: youtu.be/tZR7PLvAap0

Thanks to the club for making them available!

10.08.2025 20:19 — 👍 7    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

"You *should* take balls to the face on your 30th birthday."

Parliament out of context

10.08.2025 01:54 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Mo Salah said: "Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?"

In response to a tweet from UEFA that said: "Farewell to Suleiman al-Obeid, the 'Palestinian Pelé'. 

A talent who gave hope to countless children, even in the darkest of times."

Mo Salah said: "Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?" In response to a tweet from UEFA that said: "Farewell to Suleiman al-Obeid, the 'Palestinian Pelé'. A talent who gave hope to countless children, even in the darkest of times."

This is an incredible tweet for someone of his influence to make, and even more so as a direct question to UEFA

09.08.2025 17:11 — 👍 212    🔁 71    💬 2    📌 2
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Don't forget, it's our last Special Olympics Unified Series matchday of 2025 as well, presented by Leonard Mgmt!

Right after we face Chattanooga, our Unified squad will take on Colorado Springs. You've gotta stick around and see if we can win both sides of tonight's doubleheader!

#OneMeansAll

09.08.2025 16:01 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
A photo of the Nebraska tourism board ad with the slogan “Nebraska: honestly it’s not for everyone”

A photo of the Nebraska tourism board ad with the slogan “Nebraska: honestly it’s not for everyone”

Waking up at 5:30 to 80 mph winds, hail and all the sirens going off

09.08.2025 11:32 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Oh no! RIP acorn.

09.08.2025 10:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just hitting now. Crazy winds.

09.08.2025 10:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Morning

09.08.2025 10:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it good tho? 😂

09.08.2025 10:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yep.

09.08.2025 10:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Meow Mix Jingle

09.08.2025 00:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Road trip!

08.08.2025 19:26 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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To start your day off right, here's your Fox Law Flop of the Match from yesterday!

Remember kids: not all work injuries are fake ones.

#OneMeansAll

07.08.2025 14:29 — 👍 11    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1
Foreground of two cute dogs with soccer in the background

Foreground of two cute dogs with soccer in the background

Got two fluffs of the match

07.08.2025 00:19 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I picked a great day to go into the office.

06.08.2025 13:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
GOALKEEPER SCORES FROM HIS OWN PENALTY BOX - First-Ever Goalie Goal In USL League One History!
YouTube video by Union Omaha GOALKEEPER SCORES FROM HIS OWN PENALTY BOX - First-Ever Goalie Goal In USL League One History!

KEVIN!
youtu.be/M_pNGC_aGBc?...

06.08.2025 00:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🫶

03.08.2025 20:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Saw the new Mutual tower referred to as the MofO tower online, and I think we need to start pronouncing it as the “Mo-Fo Tower” from here on out.

02.08.2025 16:00 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1
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03.08.2025 04:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ya need 2 stars on that crest

03.08.2025 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

BUT THEY ARE ALSO VERY STRESSFUL

02.08.2025 23:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🤯

02.08.2025 23:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because.... the soccer.

02.08.2025 23:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dinner is delayed.

02.08.2025 23:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Marta, again!

02.08.2025 23:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

these teams are so hilarious and so, so good. they spend about 75 minutes trying to beat each other up and bait the ref, then decide to play soccer and trade highlight reel goals until 3-3.

02.08.2025 23:06 — 👍 167    🔁 25    💬 5    📌 0

HOLY SHOT MARTA

02.08.2025 23:03 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Here’s our predictions for tonight’s action!

Wherever you are, whoever you’re with, enjoy the fun and embrace the chaos!

02.08.2025 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Love it, Linda.

02.08.2025 21:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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