Should have stayed at Temple
11.10.2025 04:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@natteringnaybob.bsky.social
No joke is too Dad. DC by way of Philly Pronouns: Any of a small set of words that are used as substitutes for nouns or noun phrases. Cis straight white male. I'm fine with whatever you are. Name origin: https://youtu.be/p9uZvrsAoyE?si=K8M5tW-OTL14
Should have stayed at Temple
11.10.2025 04:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I ordered some tots to go with my burger, and not one of them had their eyes all aglow
11.10.2025 03:04 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I'm not buying 65 bpm, either
11.10.2025 02:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought you already had kids
11.10.2025 02:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ANOTHER Phineas Gage comic? Man, that is so 1870
10.10.2025 18:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So, fizzy Manischewitz
09.10.2025 20:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe try using them for good instead of evil?
09.10.2025 17:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Salamanders are not lizards.
Thank you, I will make a newt of that
Shot from a Firesign Theater album cover which says "All Hail Marx Lennon" in a pseudo Cyrillic font, with photos of Groucho Marx and John Lennon
09.10.2025 12:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They must have watched a lot of NBC in the 90's
09.10.2025 04:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Doesn't Ninja make that?
09.10.2025 04:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0OK, but Gail Edwards and Crystal Bernard
09.10.2025 04:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So, they can still lose
08.10.2025 23:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm sure they can make some adjustments
08.10.2025 23:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Scotty gave us the formula for that in Star Trek IV
08.10.2025 23:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes
08.10.2025 23:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I count 12?
08.10.2025 20:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Y'all could make some really big waffles
08.10.2025 17:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That, or a monster truck
08.10.2025 17:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you see this, QTP with a horror movie that shares the first letter as your name
[As far as y'all know, my name is Greedo]
A Pickles game
@mementomorty.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you, for some reason
08.10.2025 17:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Could have done George+ Elliot and really confuse people
08.10.2025 16:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the exact opposite of The Brady Bunch
08.10.2025 16:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's called a "fat white"
08.10.2025 14:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What did they do with the other 57 crayons?
08.10.2025 03:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In England, you can use the apartment to make a flat white
08.10.2025 02:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Still tastier than a Ham and Organ
08.10.2025 02:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do have a Bugs Bunny tie instead
08.10.2025 01:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kenny Gee that wasn't so bad
08.10.2025 00:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0