Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅

I thought checking each other for ticks *was* the sexual escapades

That's why my wife usually travels with her own pillow

City of New Orleans
Arlo Guthrie over Steve Goodman

Mama Told me Not to Come
Three Dog Night over Randy Newman

Well All Right
Blind Faith over Buddy Holly

Have you *met* a teenager?

So, tomorrow, Tom has to separate the waters

Cujo, a killer St. Bernard

I have been reading business docs for over 20 years, and I have seen thousands of PowerPoints. I am pretty sure that
1) Many companies would grind to a halt without PPs
2) Almost all of them are unnecessary

Only moderately more successful than the Duggarita

YouTube video by Echoes of the Past Morganna the ‘Kissing Bandit’ became famous in the ‘70s & ‘80s for illegally running onto the field

They tried that, once. Didn't work
youtu.be/pbjPpPAaXDE?...

So. Many. Floppy disks.

A boondoggle is just a little boondog, right?

Eh. She'll only be with him for a spell

Hey! My eye is up here!

Oops. Pen, not pens.

Karen Attiah & Talia Lavin

In

Cutlasses

"Because the pens isn't always mightier than the sword"

Album cover for Suite for Flute and Jazz Piano Trio with Jean-Pierre Rampal and Claude Bolling. An upright piano and a flute are in bed in a 1930's hotel room. The flute is blowing smoke rings, and there is a burning cigarette on the nightstand

Slightly different than one of my favorite album covers

That was my first thought

Ooh, we need a buddy action movie with you and @swordsjew.bsky.social

Girl, you are such a nerd

Gotta get there earlier to grab that senior discount

A treyfecta, if you will

AKA, Little House on the Mare

Bad puns are the only kind I make

That's your problem--you're running on a table

Hadn't even noticed the sublimated crown until you mentioned it

How about a vase?

Now you just need some melted butter for the non-kosher triple threat

There are plenty for sale
classics.autotrader.com/classic-cars...

For the record, we had a Falcon wagon when I was a tot. My father ended up selling it to a mechanic for $50 and felt guilty about charging so much.

Well, now we know why the others are in mourning