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Been a long time since I've fiddled with something. Need to fiddle with something. Maybe tinker around even.

Belated congrats! You look radiant, friendo!

"you shop too much" excuse me I'm hunting and gathering

The High-Flying Escalation of CBP's Predator Drone Flights Over LA Customs and Border Protection flying powerful Predator B drones over Los Angeles further breaks the seal on federal involvement in civilian matters typically handled by state or local authorities.

Angelenos: ICE is using large Predator Drones to spy in private citizens. Here's how to spot and report them: www.wired.com/story/cbp-pr...

2 blankets on the bed saves relationships

I sure did but like decades ago

Quietly running out the workday by putting my head down on my desk like we did in 1st grade

Ugh, this terribel driver in front made me brake suddenly and make a typo in this post

(gently placing my left hand on my right hand) maybe that’s enough posting for today

I hate when I order too large a portion of ribs that it tips my car over and my modern stone age family has to get back home on foot.

The secret to a happy marriage is dual temperature controls in the car

Me: that’s the dumbest joke I’ve ever read

*reposts*

In the year 2028 a ballpark hotdog is $45.75 and a costco hotdog is still $1.50 with a soda

Not people spreading misinformation about my shayla, Costco. Please, especially in times like these, RESEARCH! READ!

"you shop too much" excuse me I'm hunting and gathering

Disney in a sweaty nutshell.

Of course, crime is rampant in DC (the president's there)

hard to believe that the same president that stopped reporting COVID deaths because they were bad would also stop reporting jobs numbers because they are bad

If you want to replicate the experience of an Orlando theme park, simply stand in line for a few hours inside a sauna, then throw $400 into the toilet.

If whisky can damage your short term memory, just think what whisky can do.

Picking a tortilla off the ground: this is a street taco now

Limit of 150 is bullshit so here is just a smattering of the folks i like the best.

If you want out just shout the safe word

My worst and shortest concert was when I got hit by a falling piano

I don't want it if the street taco's not made with 100% real street

Why not both?

[pointing to my head] bless this mess

I would buy you a crunchwrap supreme in any lifetime

If the shoes are hideous on top and red on the bottom they must be Labubutins

Here at bluesky we're not posting into the void we're posting *alongside* the void

I don't know, sleeping with the fishes sounds kind of adorable. Maybe there'd be tiny bunk beds, seaweed blankets, mermaid lullabies. Adorable.