@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
Humorisht the thing with the stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
My homeowners association made me take down my Halloween decorations because they were too scary (positive pregnancy tests)
20.10.2025 16:50 β π 131 π 25 π¬ 3 π 1And he's gonna have to do something about that scurvy soon or no fangs
25.10.2025 09:47 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Skeletons make a big mess when they try to drink red wine, and that's why they never get invited to fancy dinner parties
23.10.2025 15:54 β π 88 π 20 π¬ 7 π 1my fav thing about women is when theyβre like Iβm a delicate flower then go shower in lava
26.10.2025 05:06 β π 183 π 53 π¬ 3 π 1come on in, the water's me
25.10.2025 22:47 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0one thing i definitely never want to know is why
22.10.2025 17:47 β π 72 π 21 π¬ 3 π 0Lol
25.10.2025 23:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NHL face off is gross
25.10.2025 23:19 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Horrifying if literal: NBA tip off
25.10.2025 23:18 β π 20 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0Ewww tastes like sunshine
25.10.2025 23:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Luke 10:1
After this the Lord appointed seventy-two others and sent them ahead of him with kettles to every town and place where he was about to go.
smash the like button. take out all your frustrations out on the like button. decimate every particle of the like button until no trace of the like button is left. once you are satisfied with the fate of the like button, turn your attention towards the subscribe button and continue your rampage.
17.10.2025 08:19 β π 215 π 61 π¬ 5 π 0So economical
25.10.2025 17:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are you telling me a Luke warmed this water?
25.10.2025 14:11 β π 91 π 13 π¬ 9 π 3[sword swallowing class]
me: (struggling to swallow sword)
instructor: try turning it the long way
Vampire getting very excited to learn blood oranges exist and then getting very disappointed tasting one
22.10.2025 23:10 β π 343 π 56 π¬ 9 π 5I was the opposite, skeptical at first now my favorite.
23.10.2025 04:24 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Hi all! iβm again raising funds for the Black Dog institute. Funds raised go towards new mental health treatments, education, and digital services for people in need. It would mean so much to me if you can donate or help spread the word. Thank you so much! www.onefootforward.org.au/fundraisers/...
22.10.2025 00:18 β π 33 π 26 π¬ 1 π 0I checked and well, I was right I was right
25.10.2025 07:17 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore
08.10.2025 05:13 β π 397 π 127 π¬ 5 π 2The existence of Jolly Ranchers implies the existence of Catatonic Businessmen
24.10.2025 16:30 β π 80 π 19 π¬ 4 π 0Or red delicious apples
24.10.2025 16:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Couples costume idea: sexy coed and crippling student loan debt
22.10.2025 05:20 β π 175 π 43 π¬ 7 π 1Blade villain with a citrus orchard forcibly grafting humans onto trees to achieve the desired fruit
23.10.2025 08:21 β π 68 π 5 π¬ 4 π 1my fallback plan if this place fails is to lead a fulfilling life instead of posting
08.10.2025 23:09 β π 543 π 104 π¬ 13 π 4Need to get the costco size carpet cleaner
24.10.2025 06:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good news: living "forever" becomes increasingly attainable as the end draws near!
22.10.2025 23:39 β π 231 π 55 π¬ 10 π 0Seeing their disappointment, the host offers them a Bloody Mary as consolation.
23.10.2025 10:22 β π 19 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0"For my wellness journey" I murmur as I pour a 2lb bag of M&Ms over my face
08.10.2025 19:29 β π 239 π 75 π¬ 2 π 0
