I accidentally ate some pizza yesterday so the calories didnt count.

We loved this one.

Done so well.

When my wife passed away, our kids were grown and all her SS just stays in the fund.

So not only is it our money, so much more is there for us.

Leave our money alone.

This is 1 beer no matter how many cans it took to fill it up.

Nutella is Satan's dick cheese. That shit is so gross.

I have never understood why people said they didn't get it.

It made so much sense to me.

He us too busy not masturbating.

He is super busy going to not masturbate.

I'm a Lions fan and had to switch the audio to the Red Zone broadcast.

The Seahawks are crushing it.

I was watching the Lions game and looked at Red Zone and actually said, "Oh, my!"

Oklahoma has to be worse than that. Must be a mistake because they cannot count there.

I work in the mortgage industry and know that is a really stupid idea. But it would be good for our business.

I am against it, the way to fix it is hammer investment ownership. Make it so expensive to own and limit rent that the investors will have to abandon the houses since there is no profit.

We saw Badlands tonight and it was great.

If you liked Prey then you'll love this one.

We have a rabbit, Roo, and he's cute and stuff.

But this is hilarious.

What happened? Did someone spill some uranium on the floor?

my girls love digging

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Looks like FONV.

But money.

What about money?

I never have gambled on sports, seems like a sinkhole.

Now, the horses, I love the track. Love it so much I don't go.

I didn't know that existed. Well now I have to buy one.

You shut your damn mouth.

That movie is the best.

I haven't watched it in 25 years or so, but I will take it as I remember. 😃

Frankenstein is the doctor, the green guy is the monster.

Tigers fans will disagree.

I have a puppy who loves to lick Lenny's, the 12 year old cat. butthole.

Lenny will come for pets and Tigger will go butthole crazy.

Recently Lenny has smacked Tigger and he is doing it less.

Had that for dinner last night.

chickens will eat almost anything. I use mine as my food waste.

Someone checks and see if the Fort Knox password is fortknox.

The funniest organized thing our mom put us in was swimming lessons at the YMCA. I was 5 and my brother was 7. First day we dove in and swam the length of the pool, while most of the other kids were using paddle boards.

Who?

Played just for fun or organized?

Just for fun football, baseball, basketball, hockey, swimming, diving, running races, slap boxing - we finally had to quit that one when I broke someone's glasses and many random things like 500, tackle the man with the ball, tree climbing.