Oceans_of_Mona (they/she) 🏳️‍⚧️

#Seahawks have the 6th lowest NFL Misery Index number. #Crew96 has the 4th lowest in MLS. The Blue Jackets? They're the 2nd MOST miserable NHL franchise. Yikes, #CBJ 😐

A ★★★★ review of Weapons (2025) Ehhhhhh there are some aspects of this film that irritated me. I didn't love how a couple of queer characters were handled, or how the movie portrayed a lot of the women in the story. And some of the ...

My ★★★★ review of Weapons on Letterboxd boxd.it/aIhFoN

Mona and Val take a selfie in front of the IMAX poster for Weapons.

Weapons in IMAX with Val. Excited! 😊

Great stuff here from @laurentheisen.bsky.social. Also, you should get a @defector.com subscription. Very much worth it.

Hey, no matter how Mona presents or moves through the world, she is 12ing the fuck OUT.

Preseason Mona, 2010, 2015, 2025. Excited for my 43rd(!) season as a #Seahawks fan.

Looks like I'll be at the home games against HOU (10/20), IND (12/14) and LAR (12/18) this year.

And so this is in the public record: The Hawks are winning the NFC West this season. #GoHawks 💙💚💙

You look fab 🤩🤩

Two selfies of Mona. On the left, pre-transition Mona from August 11, 2010. She has a very sad mustache and there is no light behind her eyes. On the right, Mona on August 11, 2025. Blue-haired, smooth-faced and better for the struggle.

Photo on the left is from 15 years ago today, at my pre-transition low. So depressed.

For me, It was all worth it. Everything. No matter what happens in the future, I did it. I tried, & I grew into a better, happier person. Wouldn't trade that for 20 extra "safer" years as Paul Blart Mall Fart 😂

5 kittens exploring a sofa chair 🤩

Foster Kitten Party in the guest room 🤩🤩🤩

(I will say—as a frequent visitor, not a resident of the city—that it's a decent place to park and use as a base to then take the monorail to the Seattle Center or just hop on the 1 Line and take that to a bunch of spots.)

Which is WILD. Movie theater on top of dead mall on top of a parking garage...

Mona takes a selfie with her spouse Nat before a screening of The Naked Gun (2025).

Movie night with Nat! Naked Gun! 2nd screening for me, 1st for her. 😊

I liked Fantastic Four, but it's just not having the impact on me, or pop culture, that Superman (2025) has had. I've lost track of how many people I know who have expressed some variant of "I'm burned out on superhero movies, but I loved Superman."

Just an absolute triumph for James Gunn.

Seen it three times already, probably not done seeing it in cinemas.

Seattle selfies of Mona and Nat. At a Seahawks game in 2021, at the Seattle Center in 2024.

October 2021. October 2024. Gonna be back again in October 2025 😊 Just booked flights, reserved a rental car. Nat and I will be in Seattle October 15-22. Will be great to see family, friends, the sights, the #Seahawks (I'll be at the 10/20 MNF game vs HOU, prob w/my brother James) ☺️

Mona takes a selfie wearing her t-shirt of Sound Transit routes in the Seattle area. She is also wearing white socks with pink and light blue stripes.

Realized that my Sound Transit shirt matches my trans pride socks 😊🏳️‍⚧️🚉

OK! #Seahawks gameday! Full disclosure: I'm not glued to preseason games, particularly ones that kick off at 10 pm EST, and will feature a bunch of players who won't be part of the final 53 or the practice squad. Hope no 1 gets hurt, our guys play well, + the crowd gives Pete & Geno a warm welcome.

I LOOOOVE the new season of King of the Hill, and one of the things I love is that Hank has gotten into soccer while still loving (American) football. These two games don't have to be pitted against each other in some dumb culture war bullshit. They're both great, and you are allowed to love both.

Welp. Won't repeat as Leagues Cup champs. Sigh. Now, we get Wessam Abou Ali on the pitch (hopefully very soon), and it's a sprint to try and grab our 2nd MLS Cup in 3 years. I'm still pretty psyched for what #Crew96 has in store for the rest of 2025...

Well, double shit.

Oooh at least Miami is losing 😀

It's clear that my vibes-sending ain't doin' JACK SHIT. 😐

Well. Shit.

Mona lounges on the couch watching a soccer match...

Sending negative vibes toward Orlando City tonight... #Crew96

Enthusiastically co-sign. Also, you should get Nebula so you can watch this excellent video essay.

Embarrassing. Yeesh. #Crew96

Mona takes a selfie while wearing a black T-shirt that has white lettering that reads "Directed by Nathan Fielder."

It's not like I've become obsessed with The Rehearsal and The Curse or anything 😂😂

Well, looks like I'm going to go to my first Buckeyes football game since, shit... 2005? Going w/my spouse to the September 6th game vs Grambling. Yes, I plan to wear an Ohio State hat paired w/my Action Green Jaxon Smith-Njigba #Seahawks jersey. Works out that my fave Hawk was also a Buckeye ☺️

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I'm sure this is a huge reason why I tend to overexplain.

I really wish I had seen it with a packed house. And yes, Pamela Anderson is AMAZING in this movie.