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Three photos of Mona: in one, she is wearing no makeup, and a black crew neck tshirt over a binder. In the others, Mona is wearing a v-neck black T-shirt over her Bewbus Maximus bra. She is wearing rose gold eyeshadow, charcoal eyeliner, and soft pink lipstick. In all photos she has short dark hair with blue highlights.

Dicking around with binders, bras, shirts, and makeup this evening. 😊

Photos of Mona presenting fem, spanning from 2013 to 2025.

Progression of fem-presenting Mona, 2013 (one year on HRT, not all the way "out" yet) to 2025.

Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction?

Oh hi, Mona's trans Bible 😍

Gavin Newsom is a loathsome transphobe who also hates unhoused people. Fuck that guy.

A selfie of Mona at her work cubicle at the start of her in-office day.

Happy Tuesday from CubeLand, y'all! 😊

If this joke doesn't nail you right between the eyes, I urge you to watch A Serious Man ASAP 😂

Why are these not just the unis the Jags wear all the time? Shit's CLEAN. Their main kit looks like a degraded variation of the throwbacks. At least w/the Seahawks, the current unis are very distinct from from the 83-01 throwbacks.

(for the record I like both SEA kits, but prefer the throwbacks)

Admittedly I just have the Phillies v Dodgers game on a 2nd screen while my spouse & I watch an old episode of Midsomer Murders... But great googily moogily the Dodgers' pitcher looks like he hasn't slept in at least a week. Damn dude, at least let me send you some caffeinated eye cream to try out 😳

On the left: Mona takes a selfie in her apartment. She is wearing her Bewbus Maximus bra under a low cut v-neck blue t-shirt. She has short dark hair with blue highlights. She has on foundation, silver eyeshadow, pewter eyeliner, and red lipstick. On the right: Mona is standing in front of a pride flag and wearing a black Radiohead T-shirt. She is wearing glasses with clear frames and her hair is cleaned up and a bit shorter compared to the photo on the left.

Yeah, it's true. I did all that femming up for the photo on the left (plus like a million more), then took it all off go get a haircut, which you can see in the photo on the right 😂🤪 Thanks again to Jess at Rendezvous Hair Salon for keeping my hair cute 😍

Aww jeez thank you 🤩🤩🤩 Go Hawks!

Mona takes a selfie in her apartment. She is wearing her Bewbus Maximus bra under a low cut v-neck blue t-shirt. She has short dark hair with blue highlights. She has on foundation, silver eyeshadow, pewter eyeliner, and red lipstick.

Messed around with a fem look deploying Yummy Skin Blurring Balm Powder 1.5. Eh. It's a good product, but I think I prefer how I look with "just" moisturizer (and also prefer how my face feels with less product on it).

Yesterday's result was deflating but what would our record be right now if we had kept Geno? How demoralized would we be? We'd be sitting here thinking about what QB we'd spend a premium pick on in the '26 draft. Sam Darnold is a huge reason I'm optimistic about the #Seahawks this year and beyond.

That's flippin rad 😍😍

Very plausible that we've found our QB1 for the next 6-7 years.

Tell me more! Btw I'm probably buying a Sam Darnold Seahawks jersey when I'm out in Seattle in jeez, like 9 days?

Lost in the post-game chatter is the fact that Sam Darnold led a 99-yard (!!!) touchdown drive to take the lead late in the 4th quarter. That's damn impressive. A shame that the D couldn't make the stop to turn that into a game-winning drive. Would have passed into legend immediately. #Seahawks

I was optimistic about Darnold but HOLY SHIT I think we got ourselves a franchise quarterback?

Word.

And yesterday the Bills and Eagles BOTH got upset at home, too. Plus, at least we didn't lose the way the Cardinals did. Fucking YIKES. Seahawks still very much in the thick of it in the NFC. Get healthy, clean up a few mistakes, start stacking Ws.

Baker Mayfield is on a serious heater right now, so it shouldn't have been surprising that he carved up a collection of back-ups in the Seahawks secondary. I'm more concerned that our front 4 never got home or really even pressured him 😐 But hey, the other team gets paid too and TB is a strong side.

After sleeping on it, I'm still irritated by yesterday's loss but more encouraged than discouraged. Offense looked stellar. We look to be set at QB for the next few years. We have a truly elite WR1. Special teams mostly great. Willing to chalk D struggles up (mostly) to injuries. #Seahawks #GoHawks

Absolutely bonkers devastating loss for Arizona. I feel a little better after seeing that shit, tbh.

Well, that's shitty. But I'm not overly discouraged. We'll get guys back on defense, it sure as shit looks like we have our franchise quarterback and JSN might be the best receiver in the game. Let's get back on the road, bc apparently we love that? #Seahawks

Sam Darnold with a vintage Russell Wilson style improv touchdown, wow! #Seahawks

Gonna come down to which defense makes the key stop in the last 10 minutes here. #Seahawks

Seahawks pass rush not getting home, Seahawks secondary getting absolutely NUKED.

If I was a neutral fan, I'd be EATING UP this Mayfield v Darnold duel. But, since I am an anxious Seahawks fan, I am watching this on the verge of barfing. 😂

Jaxon Smith-Njigba the best receiver in football right now? An absolute WEAPON for the #Seahawks offense.

Didn't expect to start getting worried about the defense today. Barf. #Seahawks