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Reylo love๐Ÿฆ‹; Star Wars content; Dramione lurker; lady-scientist; haphazard gardener; AD thirst๐Ÿ˜ณ; oooooold; Ken Behren; WOC; cancer survivor. HONK HONK we love the library๐Ÿ“š

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That one is soooo gewd!๐Ÿ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ’‹

20.06.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Minutes of the Four Horsemen Corporationโ€™s Quarterly Planning Meeting Date: June 20, 2025

2:41 PM - Market Analysis and Growth Opportunities
Mr. Death refocused the meeting on emerging opportunities, causing Mr War to become so excited that he left the hot tub in a surge of suds and body oil, his grotesque bulk slapping against the tiles like a boiled ham escaping a bin fire.

20.06.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nooooo.๐Ÿ˜”This is terrible news, I'm so sorry to hear it๐Ÿซ‚

20.06.2025 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting on a couch and pointing at the camera while saying `` you 're welcome ! '' ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and pointing at the camera while saying `` you 're welcome ! ''

Tremendous isn't it? So glad you enjoyed ๐Ÿฅฐ

11.06.2025 09:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They'll no doubt come up with some bs reason why it was OK to shoot a reporter๐Ÿคก

09.06.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซ‚

09.06.2025 07:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So an Oz journalist apparently just doing her job is fair game. Wow. So is America great yet? Is this what it's supposed to look like? Because gee, I can't really tell.

09.06.2025 07:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜†Funny! I lived in London for a few years. Same thing re the rest of the UK.

09.06.2025 06:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Eames chair, Kef speakers and turnatable is not the flex he thinks it is with those antacids or anti-depressants or whatever on the table there๐Ÿ˜†

09.06.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey gang, it's another Reylo canonverse pick! After last week's smut-free rec, I chose one with some of the most superb smut I ever did read in a canon AU๐ŸŒถ๏ธ Also one of the best canon Knights of Ren:

๐Ÿ’šWant Something Done Right 2/2
quamquam20
archiveofourown.org/works/24423649

#CanonReylo #ReyloFic

08.06.2025 09:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a reminder that we can also celebrate art and creativity, and I would even argue that it is imperative at a time like now; at all times; to do so.

Good luck to all the nominees.

08.06.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I just want to hold him so bad. Heartbreaking.

07.06.2025 05:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€˜Artisanโ€™. These disgusting fucking vampires

06.06.2025 09:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 783    ๐Ÿ” 104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
greyscale star wars korean fan comic of a dismayed anakin skywalker reacting negatively to his split lightsaber with kylo ren and rey pointing at each other in blame. 

artist: talonshau2

greyscale star wars korean fan comic of a dismayed anakin skywalker reacting negatively to his split lightsaber with kylo ren and rey pointing at each other in blame. artist: talonshau2

found another piece from deactivated korean artist talonshau2 (twitter circa tlj era) on pinterest #reyloart

06.06.2025 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chanelling that Middle Earth cartography vibe - noice๐Ÿ’•

05.06.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#reyloArt๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ’‹

05.06.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘€

05.06.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mmmmm, shirt buttons doing the hard work๐Ÿฅบ

05.06.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rey was a lot of things.

Overworked.

Underpaid.

One bad day from turning her badge and gun in.

But then the department had to go and drop a real greenhorn rookie in her lap. The kind that wore a button up shirt even at 11:30pm.

Who fetched her coffee and had pretty eyes.

04.06.2025 05:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Han in carbonite and OT Obi-Wan's ghost - love it๐Ÿ’•

05.06.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Return of the Jedi class portrait: The assembled aliens, droids, Jedi, rebels, Imperial villains and scary desert monsters.

03.06.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

๐Ÿ‘€

05.06.2025 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Don't mess with the bull, young man, you'll get the horns!" LOL what a champ he was๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’•

05.06.2025 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Disturbing that my head went there almost immediately. I have watched the Breakfast Club, oh, only a normal amount๐Ÿค“

05.06.2025 06:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ah the nostalgia!

#NotAdamDriver #AdamDriver

04.06.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She'll whoop him into shape, and he'll be horrified to find he likes it๐Ÿ’™

04.06.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’•Yes please

04.06.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜†

04.06.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cannot be unseen๐Ÿ˜†

04.06.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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