Jo Lake

I *love* all those festive sounds of Christmas 😊

🎅🏻 Santa’s jolly laughter

🎶 Village carol singers

🔥 Crackling open fires

🎯 The THUD THUD THUD of my son’s dartboard because the WDC’s have started

#WDC #WorldDartsChampionship

What an inspired replacement. Kelly has the warmth, charisma and knowledge to do a brilliant job 👌🏼

The UK’s Top Ten Beer Cities - Ranked - Get Er Brewed Blog How do you define what makes a city truly great for beer? Matthew Curtis ranks The UK’s Top Ten Beer Cities.

Let’s have a bit for fun. For my monthly blog on Get ‘Er Brewed I’ve ranked my top 10 beer cities in the U.K. Number one will SHOCK YOU.

www.geterbrewed.com/blog/2024/11...

question the limits of their appetites—and your intentions. ChatGPT said: It's December 1st—time for Festive Fanny! Roast a duck until golden, basting with sticky honey. Fry stale bread to a crisp and place the duck on top. Scatter bruised grapes around, letting them weep their juices. Serve on a stark white plate, leaving guests to ponder your intentions and appetites.

It's December 1st and it's Festive Fanny time!

Our first offering is Honey-Glazed Duck on Fried Bread with Grapes, served in the traditional Hammer style on a coffin of fried bread.

Serve with contempt

“Women of a certain age” 🤮

A phrase that over the centuries has evolved from the polite to the pejorative

Oft used by creeps like Ggreg-with-Three-Gees to intimidate and invalidate

Decent selection of books 😉

Had to write a response to Zappa quote: “Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read…”

At Manchester’s Louder than Words music and literature festival with my son, who’s won runner-up prize in the Wilko Johnson Writing Award 😊📚

@louderthanwar.bsky.social @johnrobbofficial.bsky.social #louder2024

Kettle’s on. Bone china mugs. Yorkshire Tea. Milk in second. Colour of caramel

I’ll have a dark chocolate Digestive, please…

Current status: human mattress for post-op cat sporting baldy back and Cone of Shame 😔

Gizmo is doing fine. Tumour removed and prognosis hopeful 😽

#cats #catsofbluesky #caturday

Nope, unless I want my blood pressure to hit the ceiling 😬

Unlistenable nowadays. But I can’t get on with R5/LBC/Times at brekkie either. Took someone’s advice to turn the dial to R3 and haven’t looked back. Hard news updates on the half-hour and music to soothe me into the day 👍🏼📻

* Never to be substituted with Black Jacks. The devil’s chew

Ultimate Saturday morning 10p mix c. 1979

Chocolate spanner
Bazooka Joe
Jelly beer bottle
Flying saucers x 2
Fruit Salad x 2*
Swizzels necklace
Fizzbomb (blue, contains E133)

Instant follow 😉

I’m working…keeping myself nice and busy x

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Hello Moz! Nice to see you on Bluesky 🦋

Follow back please!

a man is laying on a woman 's chest and saying `` i found you and you found me . '' ALT: a man is laying on a woman 's chest and saying `` i found you and you found me . ''

When a long-lost Twitter pal follows you back

Another chapter in the bag ✍️

I’m done for the day

Time to put on my girdle, pull up my garters and head off to Stockport for my Christmas Girls’ Night Out

Excellent 👍🏼

Pleasure!

BREAKING NEWS: inspired by the Bletchley Park Summit, a group of Mancunian scientists have developed their own machine to simulate Northern human intelligence

When asked if it was going to be a game-changer for the region, Professor Bezina Ryder-Gallagher said “Eh, aye…”

Can we all spare a thought for the Hallowe’en apostrophe? She always feels a little unloved at this time of year…

She deffo asked for a Bonnie Tyler