We’ve received a lot of questions about Trump’s demolition of the White House East Wing.

Here’s how the process is supposed to work:

That season finale was amazing. I didn't realize how I had never completely reckoned with the innies being actual real people until the end when I was so angry with iMark for bailing on Gemma and oMark. Great job! (And fuck you.)

Lance McCullers Jr. threw 13 pitches in a scoreless inning. He touched 93 mph on the stadium radar gun, hit Dylan Crews with a breaking ball and got two groundball outs. The entire Astros dugout applauded him as he left the field.

Planet Definitions xkcd.com/3063

Tell him that if he passes this bill he will be primaries out of office. This is not democratic leadership.

What a front cover...

#GVerse Meanwhile in #New_York 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

Meet Trump's new best friend, Vladimir Putin.

At the heart of Putin’s rule are two forces: corruption & violence.

In Putin's Russia, there is no freedom of speech. Protests are violently suppressed. Dissidents are murdered. And the billionaire oligarchs become even richer.

Looking beautiful Time Square. 🇺🇦

NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

JD/Trump are thugs. And this ambush of Zelensky at the White House will do deep damage to Ukraine, to our allies and to the U.S.

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Reporter: Who is the administrator of DOGE?

White House secretary: “I’m not going to reveal the name of that person from this podium…”

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office.

Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.

Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

New:

DOGE's spending has been secret.

No longer.

My colleagues have uncovered it.

www.propublica.org/article/doge...

Tomlinson: A Bitcoin Reserve would enrich crypto bros, cost taxpayers Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick plans to put taxpayer dollars in a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve to boost an industry economists warn will end in tears.

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick plans to put taxpayer dollars in a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve to boost an industry economists warn will end in tears, writes columnist Chris Tomlinson.

There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

What the fuck.
This is real. From the official white house X account.

I was just an Education Department guy under Reagan and the most junior WH senior staffer under G.H.W. Bush, so what do I know? But if I were an ex-president, and the current president were executing the most disastrous turn in American foreign policy in 80 years, I think I might say something?

The Acting President discusses affairs of state, while the young boy and the old man share their boredom.

Atom xkcd.com/3050

Mr Rogers and Sesame Street taught me love, kindness, compassion, and empathy. Star Trek taught me to dream of and aspire to help create a better and more diverse world. Star Wars and Tolkien taught me to fight for freedom, even in the face of overwhelming odds and great evil.

WOW! Cory Booker isn't holding back!

"There can be no bystanders in this fight. It is time that we understand the only thing necessary for wrong to triumph is for right to do nothing, for right to be silent." 🤘🔥

#DemocracyNotDictatorship

Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Stromatolites xkcd.com/3046

Use the term “touch grass” to indicate that someone needs to seek out reality, use the term “touch moss” to indicate that they need to seek out ancient forest magic beyond their mortal comprehension.

Humidifier Review xkcd.com/3044

“No tyrant could thrive where every subject said no. The tyrant thrives when the first fucking fool salutes.” ― Steven Erikson, Toll the Hounds

Muons xkcd.com/3043