Chili with one L

illustration of a shark working on a laptop. Second image is them crying on their desk Text: "Why do cute people (me) have to suffer so much"

Im just a shark
#art #sharks

Praying someone makes a functional version of the Needolin, not only bc i think its be cool but also cuz I wanna duet with them as Sherma

I half expected the next post to be "damn, those rumors weren't exaggerating"

Hornet is short for Hood Ornament

I love the repeating story elements in Silksong; act 1 ended with a boss that screamed about diarrhea, and act 3 began with a boss that attacks by shitting. Team Cherry really outdid themselves

Panel 1: A tiny fairy godmother from Cinderella is hovering in the air pointing her wand at a carriage in the background, with a teal primary color and gold trim. The general shape and decoration of the carriage seem to have a "rat" motif. The fair godmother says "Okay Cinderella, just to be TOTALLY CLEAR ... At the stroke of midnight, this magical carriage WILL turn back into a giant rat." Panel 2: Cinderella, in her classic blue dress and blue headband, clasps her hands together in worry looking up at the fairy godmother, saying "OH NO!! Heaven forbid the PRINCE lays his eye on such vileness!" Panel 3: The prince looks on as she's riding away on a giant rat into the moonlight, having dropped one of her dirty-ass sneakers in his courtyard. The prince is Shen also. Panel 4: The prince says "that was really hot how she rode away on a giant rat."

Explain your username:
Stole the name Chili from the first gym leader I ever beat in a pokemon game. I thought the name was so ridiculous that I had to try it for myself for a day, and it ended up sticking. Ppl online kept spelling it with 2 L's so I specified the correct spelling in my username.

Silksong is such a gender game, I wanna read a dissertation about Silksong and its takes on femininity

Ok nvm I respect you, it was 3am, i said some things i didnt mean. Still mad about Bilewater tho. Even with the hidden bench the runback is annoying

Hey @teamcherry.bsky.social, if you want to earn my respect back, but a bench at the top of Bilewater that 1. Is close to the boss, and 2. WORKS.
This is not just gamer rage. This section feels genuinely unfair.

I had immense respect for Silksong for despite its obvious Battletoads syndrome, being pretty fair. Everything felt beatable if you kept at it.

Note the past tense.

I got to Bilewater today. Any respect I had is gone.

Making a delicious silksauce

Something I've learned is that people aren't simply good or bad. It's more complex than that. We are human beings and will make mistakes and hurt others simply by existing. So I find the standard for "goodness" to be often unrealistic and inconsistent.

Friends (esp if you live in CA) we REALLY need signatures on this petition supporting Bill AB412 - the AI Copyright Transparency Act.

TLDR = this will require AI corps to be transparent about what is in their datasets!

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Do people still do in-character Q&A panels at conventions?

Not my picture but my god this EXACTLY sums up why I'm so done with goddamn internet discourse. Everyone feels they have to have a take. It feels like people are seeking out negativity rather than just... enjoying what they do like.

I genuinely don't wanna be around people who act like this anymore

Nintendo unleashing their wrath on anyone who dares play their games without their say-so, call that DS Irae

I imagine its that way for anyone who's ever had a passing interest in the musical Hamilton, and thats why we have Miku Binder Jefferson.

I mean. Shocked isnt quite the right word. I knew in advance what the founding fathers looked like. I know everyone on that stage is just a representation of the figures and their place in history. But I cannot for the life of me visualize Aaron Burr as anything but Leslie Odom Jr.

Thinkin of thr "Buddy's Book" episode of Steven Universe and how Steven and Connie imagined Buddy as their friend who played him in that play, bc thats the main visual connection they had, and are shocked when he looks totally different. Thats me with the founding fathers and "Hamilton"

@nytimes.com I need to know, did you intend to put a particularly long Pokemon name in today's Strands puzzle? Bc I feel like this cant be a coincidence

Fr tho, happy 10th birthday to a game that has led me to some of the best moments in my life, and helped me stay determined through some of the worst. I cannot understate how important Undertale is to me

Hrhhhggghhhh.... undert ale

What if I hired a Tenna cosplayer to host my birthday party like a goddamn party princess

Anyway if any of my friends are really good at improv and own a red blazer, please contact me, let's make some dreams come true

I keep having dreams about running into Tenna cosplayers in regular everyday places, like as a teacher or a hotel manager. I feel like this is some kinda sign but idk of what

I cant believe you made Tenna real! May I asked what you used to animate the screen? It's absolutely spectacular

What if. A Spamton dub where the bracketed text is sampled from other Spamton dubs

Somehow only now realizing that Crack Stuntman's name is supposed to be first name Crack, last name Stuntman, and not just a descriptor of who he is (a stuntman on crack)