Saw "Chili - Garlic Sauce" on my mom's shopping list and for a while was like, Wtf i never asked for garlic sauce? But then I remembered that Chili is not the name I use offline
23.11.2025 14:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@chiliwithonel.bsky.social
25, she/they/ey artist, technomancer, cosplayer, and recd's number one fan. Born to shitpost and here to make it everyone else's problem.
Saw "Chili - Garlic Sauce" on my mom's shopping list and for a while was like, Wtf i never asked for garlic sauce? But then I remembered that Chili is not the name I use offline
23.11.2025 14:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think I'm gonna call them all "she" from now on just to see how people react.
14.11.2025 04:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everyone seems to call the Hollow Knight protagonist and their siblings by "he" pronouns, but I've never seen anyone call them "she", despite it being equally incorrect.
14.11.2025 04:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The neurodivergent issue of believing people will understand if you explain it
05.11.2025 17:39 β π 414 π 169 π¬ 2 π 5You ever just be scrolling the internet and then you get fuckin jumpscared by your IRL name?
08.11.2025 05:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mega Starmie is supereffective rage bait. It's got me talking about the game all right. If it's bad, its bad in a way that's entertaining. Not like the environmental design or Mega Pyroar. Those are a depressing kind of bad and are not fun to talk about.
07.11.2025 04:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0God knows I'd have very little to say about ZA otherwise. All the environments look the same, which is kinda true of real Paris too, but Lumiose does it worse. Also I bet it smells like real Paris.
07.11.2025 04:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is it brilliant? Is it lazy? Can its creator call themselves an artist? Honey, I dont have answers to any of those questions, i'm just sitting here watching the discourse and eating popcorn.
07.11.2025 04:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Mega Starmie is the banana taped to the wall of PokΓ©mon and I love that for it
07.11.2025 04:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
The kids from Lord of the Flies would have loved Six Seven
06.11.2025 23:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Epic the musical but instead of the Odyssey its about Super Mario Odyssey
31.10.2025 13:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Actual road in Colorado btw
26.10.2025 00:16 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Sexy A Dog Will Lick His Butt but Won't Eat a Pickle Road
26.10.2025 00:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0How dare they ask me to fo things at my job where I get paid to do things
25.10.2025 20:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0someone retweeted this which reminded me that it exists so now Iβm showing it to you again, because I like it
25.10.2025 16:48 β π 138 π 34 π¬ 22 π 1a 3d render of clefairy with a sleepy cap on. she is holding onto a fuzzy purple blanket while holding onto the phone with her other hand. she is in the bedroom, cozied up in her bed, with some pillows and books on the floor, and sparkling lights to make the night peaceful.
A render of Porygon2 in a swimming pool. It is floating alongside a Psyduck floatie that is carrying a can of lemonade, along with a tube float and a ball in the pool. In the background, a few strands of palm tree leaves are visible behind the pool scene.
What happens to a chao when it gets sent away? A 3d render based on the Chao from Sonic Adventures DX when you try to send your Chao away forever. This Chao has a tear in its eye and is holding a bindle to prepare for its new life.
3d render of azumarill in a space suit, floating. surrounded by stars and curious cleffa, azurill is waving to a cleffa floating near by it. they appear to be on a moon, crater-like surface.
hello #portfolioday !!
i'm shu, self-taught blender artist currently based in canada! i love pokemon, little round creatures and miniatures π
Actually nvm its short for Horse Chestnut
14.10.2025 20:58 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0illustration of a shark working on a laptop. Second image is them crying on their desk Text: "Why do cute people (me) have to suffer so much"
Im just a shark
#art #sharks
Praying someone makes a functional version of the Needolin, not only bc i think its be cool but also cuz I wanna duet with them as Sherma
10.10.2025 17:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I half expected the next post to be "damn, those rumors weren't exaggerating"
10.10.2025 17:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hornet is short for Hood Ornament
10.10.2025 07:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I love the repeating story elements in Silksong; act 1 ended with a boss that screamed about diarrhea, and act 3 began with a boss that attacks by shitting. Team Cherry really outdid themselves
08.10.2025 06:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Panel 1: A tiny fairy godmother from Cinderella is hovering in the air pointing her wand at a carriage in the background, with a teal primary color and gold trim. The general shape and decoration of the carriage seem to have a "rat" motif. The fair godmother says "Okay Cinderella, just to be TOTALLY CLEAR ... At the stroke of midnight, this magical carriage WILL turn back into a giant rat." Panel 2: Cinderella, in her classic blue dress and blue headband, clasps her hands together in worry looking up at the fairy godmother, saying "OH NO!! Heaven forbid the PRINCE lays his eye on such vileness!" Panel 3: The prince looks on as she's riding away on a giant rat into the moonlight, having dropped one of her dirty-ass sneakers in his courtyard. The prince is Shen also. Panel 4: The prince says "that was really hot how she rode away on a giant rat."
07.10.2025 03:35 β π 4960 π 721 π¬ 21 π 8Explain your username:
Stole the name Chili from the first gym leader I ever beat in a pokemon game. I thought the name was so ridiculous that I had to try it for myself for a day, and it ended up sticking. Ppl online kept spelling it with 2 L's so I specified the correct spelling in my username.
Silksong is such a gender game, I wanna read a dissertation about Silksong and its takes on femininity
07.10.2025 00:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok nvm I respect you, it was 3am, i said some things i didnt mean. Still mad about Bilewater tho. Even with the hidden bench the runback is annoying
06.10.2025 23:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey @teamcherry.bsky.social, if you want to earn my respect back, but a bench at the top of Bilewater that 1. Is close to the boss, and 2. WORKS.
This is not just gamer rage. This section feels genuinely unfair.
I had immense respect for Silksong for despite its obvious Battletoads syndrome, being pretty fair. Everything felt beatable if you kept at it.
Note the past tense.
I got to Bilewater today. Any respect I had is gone.