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absurd software developer
marathon putting up a montage short of people dying and having a Bad Time is like, maybe the most out of touch I've ever felt about what people want from multiplayer games
08.02.2026 18:42 โ ๐ 112 ๐ 18 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 0Seeing people online trying to argue that this clip from Mobile Suit Gundam: Hathawayโs Flash isnโt political and is not inspired by real world politics at all so I will present it here with no commentary so you can come to your own conclusion
09.02.2026 05:06 โ ๐ 2220 ๐ 737 ๐ฌ 49 ๐ 55# TESCREAL Assessment Results A test score card showing 44% overall, with six value dimensions rated. Transhumanism and Rationalism score HIGH (green). Extropianism, Cosmism, Effective Altruism, and Longtermism all score LOW (red). A blue "Take Another Survey" button appears at the bottom.
I added category ratings to the TESCREAL survey in case you want to see more detail about your attitudes
yuwakisa.com/attitude_sur...
GP-log is the worst colour space. It's not even a technical tool, it is a divine curse sent to punish me. GoPro invented it for the singular purpose of turning me into an anti-technology extremist hell-bent on returning humanity to the trees. It's like a cognitohazard packaged into every GoPro.
03.02.2026 23:17 โ ๐ 424 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
28.01.2026 23:05 โ ๐ 6843 ๐ 1636 ๐ฌ 77 ๐ 37Cool stuff still happening on x
23.01.2026 15:52 โ ๐ 590 ๐ 38 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 0Mariaโฅ๏ธ
23.01.2026 18:27 โ ๐ 2412 ๐ 513 ๐ฌ 17 ๐ 1idk man just post. the numbers are all lies except for the one on patreon that says you get paid this much this month
20.01.2026 03:29 โ ๐ 272 ๐ 58 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0First trailer for "Patlabor EZY" new anime series directed by Yutaka Izubuchi at JC Staff studio (feat. Akemi Takada & Kenji Kawai).
8 episodes, also coming as 3 feature films starting in May.
ezy.patlabor.tokyo
#brart #art #capcom
18.01.2026 00:49 โ ๐ 2167 ๐ 763 ๐ฌ 22 ๐ 12We are calling for an immediate stop to all purchases from Upper Deck.
Their total lack of communication is distressingโso we call upon everyone to help us escalate.
No purchases from Upper Deck. No media coverage or posts of their games.
Upper Deck will only respond when it hurts their wallets.
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
Dilbert Creator Dies https://theonion.com/dilbert-creator-dies/
16.01.2026 17:30 โ ๐ 1433 ๐ 156 ๐ฌ 17 ๐ 8MIRRORโS EDGE in 2025
16.01.2026 20:03 โ ๐ 3222 ๐ 1041 ๐ฌ 26 ๐ 15#PortfolioDay
I'm Josรฉ, illustrator & graphic designer from Chile.
My work is influenced by the aesthetics and nostalgia of Japanese anime and video games from the 80s and 90s. I like to draw about pop culture and science fiction, mostly through the strength and charm of female characters. โจ
bigfoot captain lorko lookin good standing next to a shirtless buckaroo on the cover of BIGFOOT PIRATES HAUNT MY BALLS
all the buckaroos who were surprised i started writing horror were clearly not paying attention for this 2015 classic
14.01.2026 17:42 โ ๐ 317 ๐ 35 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 2A silly data story I did with @ianhanomansing.bsky.social yesterday: the tyranny of the Braydens in Canadian junior hockey will soon come to an end.
Here's data showing that a very particular style of name clearly peaked about 15 years ago.
ICE agent mid-air as he slips on ice and about to fall on his ass, nearly parallel to the ground. Two photographers enjoy the moment.
The Vincent D'Onofrio pig post: Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.
12.01.2026 16:42 โ ๐ 4146 ๐ 847 ๐ฌ 42 ๐ 19i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
13.01.2026 02:50 โ ๐ 8907 ๐ 2347 ๐ฌ 110 ๐ 49Pathologic 3 Steam Trading Card titled "Annoying Bull" Pictured is a realistic bull with big dark horns. His countenance suggests he is the annoyed one actually.
Steam trading cards are funny sometimes, just throwing random characters at you before you've met them, but this Pathologic 3 card is *the best*
12.01.2026 12:39 โ ๐ 83 ๐ 15 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 3ๆใไปใใงๅใใฆๅพๆใใฆใ
09.01.2026 15:32 โ ๐ 308 ๐ 57 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1Grandpa's Pawn and Gun with a sign that says Forced Out of Busines After 30 Years (Because of Colorado Politics)
excerpt from an article: A Superior man has been convicted of securities fraud after convincing the owner of Grandpaโs Pawn & Gun in Longmont to invest $250,000 in a series of books described by one juror in the case as a โWestern-themed version of โ50 Shades of Grey'โ for outdoorsmen. Bret Gardner, 47, was convicted of securities fraud โ untrue statement or omission by a Boulder County jury following a five-day trial last week. Gardner is due to be sentenced Oct. 4. The securities fraud charge is a Class 3 felony and could carry a prison sentence of four to 12 years. According to an arrest affidavit, Rod Brandenburg, the owner of Grandpaโs Pawn & Gun, came to the Boulder County District Attorneyโs Office in 2013 to report Gardner. Brandenburg said Gardner approached him at this store in March 2012 about investing in a series of books based around a character called the โScoundrelโ written by an Oregon ghostwriter named Brad Haga. A packet promoting the book said the series centered around Thomas Edward โT.E.โ Scoundrel, who โmixes it up with the greatest saints and the sinners of the day,โ while he also โromances some of the most beautiful women of the age, including a Charleston ingenue, a silent film actress, Chicagoโs only female meat packing tycoon and a Native American princess.โ
I promise you, you'll never guess which "politics" they're referring to
04.01.2026 16:39 โ ๐ 1010 ๐ 258 ๐ฌ 50 ๐ 26Car Rolls Up To Stoplight Blasting Google Maps Directions
Car Rolls Up To Stoplight Blasting Google Maps Directions https://theonion.com/car-rolls-up-to-stoplight-blasting-google-maps-directio-1819579513/
04.01.2026 16:00 โ ๐ 1394 ๐ 105 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 10Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/
I hate being right
03.01.2026 23:35 โ ๐ 878 ๐ 155 ๐ฌ 18 ๐ 1Duffer Brothers Admit They Havenโt Watched โStranger Thingsโ In Years
Duffer Brothers Admit They Havenโt Watched โStranger Thingsโ In Years https://theonion.com/duffer-brothers-admit-they-havent-watched-stranger-things-in-years/
02.01.2026 21:00 โ ๐ 1337 ๐ 147 ๐ฌ 29 ๐ 12โi canโt leave twitter, i need it, itโs where my audience isโ
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