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22.02.2026 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 771    ๐Ÿ” 258    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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marathon putting up a montage short of people dying and having a Bad Time is like, maybe the most out of touch I've ever felt about what people want from multiplayer games

08.02.2026 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 112    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Seeing people online trying to argue that this clip from Mobile Suit Gundam: Hathawayโ€™s Flash isnโ€™t political and is not inspired by real world politics at all so I will present it here with no commentary so you can come to your own conclusion

09.02.2026 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2220    ๐Ÿ” 737    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55
# TESCREAL Assessment Results

A test score card showing 44% overall, with six value dimensions rated. Transhumanism and Rationalism score HIGH (green). Extropianism, Cosmism, Effective Altruism, and Longtermism all score LOW (red). A blue "Take Another Survey" button appears at the bottom.

# TESCREAL Assessment Results A test score card showing 44% overall, with six value dimensions rated. Transhumanism and Rationalism score HIGH (green). Extropianism, Cosmism, Effective Altruism, and Longtermism all score LOW (red). A blue "Take Another Survey" button appears at the bottom.

I added category ratings to the TESCREAL survey in case you want to see more detail about your attitudes

yuwakisa.com/attitude_sur...

04.02.2026 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

GP-log is the worst colour space. It's not even a technical tool, it is a divine curse sent to punish me. GoPro invented it for the singular purpose of turning me into an anti-technology extremist hell-bent on returning humanity to the trees. It's like a cognitohazard packaged into every GoPro.

03.02.2026 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 424    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.

28.01.2026 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6843    ๐Ÿ” 1636    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37
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25.01.2026 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3134    ๐Ÿ” 809    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
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Cool stuff still happening on x

23.01.2026 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 590    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mariaโ™ฅ๏ธ

23.01.2026 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2412    ๐Ÿ” 513    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

idk man just post. the numbers are all lies except for the one on patreon that says you get paid this much this month

20.01.2026 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 272    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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First trailer for "Patlabor EZY" new anime series directed by Yutaka Izubuchi at JC Staff studio (feat. Akemi Takada & Kenji Kawai).
8 episodes, also coming as 3 feature films starting in May.
ezy.patlabor.tokyo

20.01.2026 07:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1412    ๐Ÿ” 563    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 141
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#brart #art #capcom

18.01.2026 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2167    ๐Ÿ” 763    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

We are calling for an immediate stop to all purchases from Upper Deck.

Their total lack of communication is distressingโ€”so we call upon everyone to help us escalate.

No purchases from Upper Deck. No media coverage or posts of their games.

Upper Deck will only respond when it hurts their wallets.

17.01.2026 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 168    ๐Ÿ” 119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.

The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.

Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.

15.01.2026 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4400    ๐Ÿ” 2785    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 125    ๐Ÿ“Œ 746
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Dilbert Creator Dies https://theonion.com/dilbert-creator-dies/

16.01.2026 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1433    ๐Ÿ” 156    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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MIRRORโ€™S EDGE in 2025

16.01.2026 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3222    ๐Ÿ” 1041    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
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#PortfolioDay
I'm Josรฉ, illustrator & graphic designer from Chile.
My work is influenced by the aesthetics and nostalgia of Japanese anime and video games from the 80s and 90s. I like to draw about pop culture and science fiction, mostly through the strength and charm of female characters. โœจ

14.01.2026 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 160    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
bigfoot captain lorko lookin good standing next to a shirtless buckaroo on the cover of BIGFOOT PIRATES HAUNT MY BALLS

bigfoot captain lorko lookin good standing next to a shirtless buckaroo on the cover of BIGFOOT PIRATES HAUNT MY BALLS

all the buckaroos who were surprised i started writing horror were clearly not paying attention for this 2015 classic

14.01.2026 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 317    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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A silly data story I did with @ianhanomansing.bsky.social yesterday: the tyranny of the Braydens in Canadian junior hockey will soon come to an end.

Here's data showing that a very particular style of name clearly peaked about 15 years ago.

14.01.2026 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
ICE agent mid-air as he slips on ice and about to fall on his ass, nearly parallel to the ground. Two photographers enjoy the moment.

ICE agent mid-air as he slips on ice and about to fall on his ass, nearly parallel to the ground. Two photographers enjoy the moment.

The Vincent D'Onofrio pig post:

Pigs can't look up.
But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.

The Vincent D'Onofrio pig post: Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.

12.01.2026 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4146    ๐Ÿ” 847    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer

13.01.2026 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8907    ๐Ÿ” 2347    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
Pathologic 3 Steam Trading Card titled "Annoying Bull"

Pictured is a realistic bull with big dark horns. His countenance suggests he is the annoyed one actually.

Pathologic 3 Steam Trading Card titled "Annoying Bull" Pictured is a realistic bull with big dark horns. His countenance suggests he is the annoyed one actually.

Steam trading cards are funny sometimes, just throwing random characters at you before you've met them, but this Pathologic 3 card is *the best*

12.01.2026 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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ๆ€ใ„ไป˜ใใงๅˆใ‚ใฆๅพŒๆ‚”ใ—ใฆใ‚‹

09.01.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 308    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Grandpa's Pawn and Gun with a sign that says Forced Out of Busines After 30 Years (Because of Colorado Politics)

Grandpa's Pawn and Gun with a sign that says Forced Out of Busines After 30 Years (Because of Colorado Politics)

excerpt from an article:

A Superior man has been convicted of securities fraud after convincing the owner of Grandpaโ€™s Pawn & Gun in Longmont to invest $250,000 in a series of books described by one juror in the case as a โ€œWestern-themed version of โ€™50 Shades of Grey'โ€ for outdoorsmen.
Bret Gardner, 47, was convicted of securities fraud โ€” untrue statement or omission by a Boulder County jury following a five-day trial last week.
Gardner is due to be sentenced Oct. 4. The securities fraud charge is a Class 3 felony and could carry a prison sentence of four to 12 years.
According to an arrest affidavit, Rod Brandenburg, the owner of Grandpaโ€™s Pawn & Gun, came to the Boulder County District Attorneyโ€™s Office in 2013 to report Gardner.
Brandenburg said Gardner approached him at this store in March 2012 about investing in a series of books based around a character called the โ€œScoundrelโ€ written by an Oregon ghostwriter named Brad Haga.
A packet promoting the book said the series centered around Thomas Edward โ€œT.E.โ€ Scoundrel, who โ€œmixes it up with the greatest saints and the sinners of the day,โ€ while he also โ€œromances some of the most beautiful women of the age, including a Charleston ingenue, a silent film actress, Chicagoโ€™s only female meat packing tycoon and a Native American princess.โ€

excerpt from an article: A Superior man has been convicted of securities fraud after convincing the owner of Grandpaโ€™s Pawn & Gun in Longmont to invest $250,000 in a series of books described by one juror in the case as a โ€œWestern-themed version of โ€™50 Shades of Grey'โ€ for outdoorsmen. Bret Gardner, 47, was convicted of securities fraud โ€” untrue statement or omission by a Boulder County jury following a five-day trial last week. Gardner is due to be sentenced Oct. 4. The securities fraud charge is a Class 3 felony and could carry a prison sentence of four to 12 years. According to an arrest affidavit, Rod Brandenburg, the owner of Grandpaโ€™s Pawn & Gun, came to the Boulder County District Attorneyโ€™s Office in 2013 to report Gardner. Brandenburg said Gardner approached him at this store in March 2012 about investing in a series of books based around a character called the โ€œScoundrelโ€ written by an Oregon ghostwriter named Brad Haga. A packet promoting the book said the series centered around Thomas Edward โ€œT.E.โ€ Scoundrel, who โ€œmixes it up with the greatest saints and the sinners of the day,โ€ while he also โ€œromances some of the most beautiful women of the age, including a Charleston ingenue, a silent film actress, Chicagoโ€™s only female meat packing tycoon and a Native American princess.โ€

I promise you, you'll never guess which "politics" they're referring to

04.01.2026 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1010    ๐Ÿ” 258    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
Car Rolls Up To Stoplight Blasting Google Maps Directions

Car Rolls Up To Stoplight Blasting Google Maps Directions

Car Rolls Up To Stoplight Blasting Google Maps Directions https://theonion.com/car-rolls-up-to-stoplight-blasting-google-maps-directio-1819579513/

04.01.2026 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1394    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice Share This Editorial

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/

03.01.2026 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3488    ๐Ÿ” 788    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

I hate being right

03.01.2026 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 878    ๐Ÿ” 155    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Duffer Brothers Admit They Havenโ€™t Watched โ€˜Stranger Thingsโ€™ In Years

Duffer Brothers Admit They Havenโ€™t Watched โ€˜Stranger Thingsโ€™ In Years

Duffer Brothers Admit They Havenโ€™t Watched โ€˜Stranger Thingsโ€™ In Years https://theonion.com/duffer-brothers-admit-they-havent-watched-stranger-things-in-years/

02.01.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1337    ๐Ÿ” 147    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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โ€œi canโ€™t leave twitter, i need it, itโ€™s where my audience isโ€

09.12.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11731    ๐Ÿ” 3692    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 146    ๐Ÿ“Œ 157

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