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“White people - capitalists - have a slave fetish. That’s why they want AI. The only reason you want a robot to look like a human is if you want slaves.” - my dad

An auteur by nature, you’ll be missed.

I should say “let’s wait for them to confirm it themselves” but knowing them, they’d go off and get married, share nothing, then casually drop “my husband/wife” in an interview.

I still marvel at how convincing she was at playing a 13-year-old and a 20-year-old in the same movie (with a big help from the wardrobe and hair/makeup departments!)

marvel has ruined everything

one-liner reviews of everything i read & watched in 2024 i'm tired, we're doing this letterboxd-style

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Every year I watch The Holiday and cry at the score before remembering it’s by Hans Zimmer so of course it makes sense I’m crying at the score

Only in Ohio will you hear Christmas Eve fireworks

Actually, Frankincense was the name of the doctor who created it. You're thinking of Frankincense's monster.

the potatoes I bought one week ago for christmas dinner have sprouted so much they’re ready to walk away

I want everyone to know that you can be critical of Blake Lively’s tone deaf promotion of It Ends With Us & still realize that Justin Baldoni’s behavior on set is wrong. And I still don’t see enough criticism of why he chose to adapt CoHo in the first place. Believe women means believe ALL women.

Gisèle Pelicot is a hero. I wish her peace and contentment for the rest of her life

If Luigi Mangione can get charged with terrorism for a targeted shot at one person, then every single mass shooter needs to be charged as well.

The ruling class is scared as hell. They know what kind of response this has gotten and are trying their damndest to prevent it from happening again.

Righteous Gemstones Christmas Special

ppl at my old mega church flipped out when they got a disco ball and some string lights good lord what is this

younger me severely underestimated the number of holiday parties adult me would be attending

27 years ago, ‘TITANIC’ released in theaters.

finally folded and put away my laundry after 2 weeks everybody clap

Like I think we can break the rules just once, for the girls and gays

my mom regularly says “it’ll all be worth it when we see Jesus” and I’m like “…..so life will be worth it…when you’re dead”

PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN

On this night you will be visited by three snacks

PLEASE DON'T SKIP ME :((

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I'm pretty easy to live with as long as you don't make any noises or breathe too loudly.

I love that timothee chalamet’s promotion strategy is just to shitpost on Instagram and then go silent for months until his next project

Cynthia probably meant Defying Gravity was the last scene they filmed together. Ariana meant No One Mourns the Wicked was the last scene she specifically filmed.

oh thank god

Greta needs to finance her next passion project, that’s the only reason I will accept for this