briffin glue

the puppet How to get to new york, part twenty-three

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wrote about the (cursed) puppet i found at village discount for $3

Pretty clear Stephen Miller, Noem, Hegseth and Trump are trying to provoke a Civil War at this point. What's interesting is they want to do it now, because even though they're unpopular, they seem to believe this is the most popular they'll be ever again. We can't let them win.

Every day is “Zorp Inc given 3 trillion dollars to launch Blooper Quarks in an effort to create the first artificial intelligence in applesauce manufacturing, universal healthcare still an impossible pipe dream”

horny david berman voice: no i don’t really want to die i only want to die in your thighs

If I were the Ghostbusters I would have handled the Slimer situation by following the tenets of restorative justice

you gotta hit refresh

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

waluigi mangione

now if only there was a good guy with a gun

yeah good god what a way to go

there's another video floating around up close and at a different angle—there's genuinely no way he's alive

Article detailing Charlie Kirk’s anti-gun control stance where he says some deaths are unfortunately the cost.

yeah there's no coming back from that, looks like it hit him in his upper chest or lower neck

if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media

like a direct hit too holy shit

ok twitter’s becoming an actual nazi cesspool maybe i should move over here
but idk

i want a final destination movie but it's only hamsters

Incredible that the modern information pipeline as taken this ad from ‘a couple of TikToks reacting to it’ to ‘the President of the United States endorsing/lusting after it’

phone on greyscale so bluesky becomes greysky

a pynchon adaptation directed by pta getting a fortnite collab feels like a win, but at what cost?

gen z vs sex the "sex recession", a literacy crisis, and roblox

wrote about the "sex recession"

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favorite dumb comics thing is how some american guy doing too much coke in the 80s would invent a terrible superhero like "sandwich boy" as a joke and then some british guy doing too many sedatives in the 90s would be like "sandwich boy can create a 'reality sandwich' and is thus a living god"

i wrote this on my phone. How to get to new york, part fifteen

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Funniest detail to me re: Thom Yorke's weird relationship to Israel is that it's the first place Creep really took off so Israel kinda launched Radiohead's career. Israeli music fans could not get enough of a song that asks "what the hell am I doing here" and answers with "I don't belong here."

make america big again MABA

they callin me pedro pascal the way im making wagers against god