laura (she/her)

Yet again, Wells is the only decent (young) dude on the beach and is the only one speaking any sense. Spencer, Jeremy, Dale, they're all showing their true colors. Kat, too. Talking about integrity? None of these people know what that means. #bachelorinparadise

dale definitely has no idea what those words mean

Jeremy DIDN'T THINK IT WAS A BIG DEAL? You LITERALLY talked about wanting someone else just DAYS!!!!! ago and said you'd propose to someone else if she was there. That's a big fuckin' deal, Jeremy! What a selfish asshole. #bachelorinparadise

Alexe: "I feel guilty, I know how much Jeremy cares for her..."

GIRL are you SERIOUS? Jeremy doesn't give TWO SHITS about Bailey and YOU KNOW IT. #bachelorinparadise

The fact that folks are always out here trying to figure out if we blame the delivery drivers for wanting a living wage or disabled people for wanting to eat is, I might gently suggest, the problem!

Here is my take on takeout/cooking discourse:

It is none of my fucking business how other people get food into their bodies because I do not know their lives, circumstances, limitations, or practical realities.

But there should be more good, affordable options and the choices suck.

Also — Kim is trying so hard but has no chemistry with anyone 😭😭😭 #bachelorinparadise

Also — love the Goldens and how easily they clock this shit. Gary clocked it. April clocked it!! April’s a goddamn legend. #bachelorinparadise

Dale is soooo toxic. GO MAKE OUT WITH JONATHON, KAT. Dale is not worth your time. And Jonathon is so much hotter anywayyyyy #bachelorinparadise

Lewis Black didn't point out in *2002,* "if you want to know exactly where the American culture is, at that point in time, at that year, you watch the Super Bowl at Halftime," only for people to act like Lamar is an obscure rando, and not the guy who just won an armful of Grammys for killing Drake.

Let’s see if I can get into the habit of using this. 😂

Hello, welcome. If you voted for Trump, you are not welcome here. We don’t support fascism, byeeeee.

Why wait until May 1? We should start now.