cindy zhang 🌝✨

cuomo conceding overlayed with the drewjanda tweet: "The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"

This is a blow. No one was better on the Jeopardy! beat. Hire Claire!

Yes, two equally disqualifying traits

me and my friend lauren in a selfie with the red mountain in the background. it is still light outside. all the seats are filled with people in the background.

red rocks stage in the evening. the members of rilo kiley are on stage with their instruments. a light display is on the back

brb seeing rilo kiley in steep cliffs, rocks all piled up

someone at pub trivia last night pointed out that leo tolstoy looks like old man marley from home alone, and i truly can't unsee

Just Like Heaven fest, May 10th at the Rose Bowl. RILO KILEY LISTED AS A PERFORMER.

This just went up in LA !!!

Computer, enhance.

i am standing with a hiking stick in the middle of a grassy hill dotted with yellow wildflowers. in the background are green hills with deadwood scattered about and snow capped mountains in the background.

a view of laguna sofia. a lagoon is in the background, while there is a large flat topped cliff in the foreground. a small figure stands on the edge of the cliff. there is a heavy cloud cover atop

a brown road sign of "ruta del fin del mundo" that indicates we are in cerro castillo. there are symbols below that indicate restaurants, antiquities, mountains, restrooms, stables, and a farm.

if this is what the end of the world looks like.....

(merry holidays, i'm absolutely spoiled for beauty in patagonia, nature is truly a present 💝)

going to a broadway show the same day as santacon. send me strength please

a screenshot of a duolingo adventure. eddy is in an airport talking to falstaff, who has a keychain of himself attached to his suitcase. behind eddy is oscar, who is sitting next to his suitcase, which has a big sticker of his face on it.

mildly amused that the duolingo characters will put stickers and keychains of their own faces/likenesses onto their suitcases

a display of rembrandt kikkoman soy sauce at the rembrandt house museum in the netherlands. the soy sauce bottle is kikkoman branded with the exception of a rembrandt etching of his face on the bottle label

babe are you ok? you've hardly touched your rembrandt soy sauce

you truly could not make this up! i was soooo tense 😬

view of the court at barclays center with an explosion of confetti following the NY liberty's victory of the WNBA championship

view of the jumbotron at barclays center with an explosion of confetti following the NY liberty's victory of the WNBA championship. the jumbotron includes a team photo of the NYL with "champions" in script text

there's truly nothing like the serotonin boost (and rollercoaster lbr!) of game 5 in a playoff series that was dramatic & stressful til the very end. being there for all the home final games was incredible. yay liberty! 🥹🗽🐘🏀

a screenshot from italian duolingo. i am asked to translate "a scarf" in italian. there are three possible italian translations for "scarf". one is "sciarpa", one is "incisione longitudinale fatta nel corpo di una balena", and the third is "ammorsatura". because of the length of the second translation, the window size is much wider than usual

a screenshot from google translate shows that "incisions longitudinale fatta nel corpo di una balena" means "longitudinal incision made in the body of a whale" in italian

latest duolingo wellness check: learning about whaling in italian

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If you've quit Twitter but still have an account parked there to protect your handle, you need to go turn this setting OFF.

It allows the grok "AI" access to all your posts. It's enabled by default and only accessible through the web client.

It's so shitty.

x.com/settings/gro...

a screenshot of NYT games, with the crossword and the mini side by side. underneath is an indicator that i'm on a 2000 day streak.

another day, another arbitrary milestone i've set for myself

hello kitty lying down on her right side on an orange couch. she is clutching a pink pillow and looking particularly downcast.

wake up babe, my sanrio 1DS just dropped on #learnedleague 🐱🎀🍳

excited for the barbenheimer double feature of this 1DS and @mirandarights.bsky.social's ancient memery 1DS

two dragonite (pokémon) plushies are arranged on a grey couch. the larger of the two dragonites appears to be waving and carrying a hong bao.

happy lunar new year! 🐉🌝🧧

a not yet cooked eggplant parmesan in a 13x9 pan. there are fresh basil leaves atop a layer of cheese atop more layers of eggplant and cheese and marinara

two sheet pans with small balls of matcha latte cookie dough spread apart, ready to bake

i am standing behind a dinner table. there is an arrangement of mint green bowls and plates with food. this includes gochujang butter pasta, matcha latte cookies iced with thick ermine frosting, a gingerbread blondie in a round cake pan, and the fully baked eggplant parm. i am wearing a black long sleeve crop top, an acrylic laser cut necklace that says OOOOOHHHH, and dark green velour pants

a slightly aerial view of the matcha latte cookies on a mint green plate. they are green like the grinch, and each cookie has a thick dollop of white ermine frosting, which is also known as boiled milk frosting but that's the worst name ever!!! there is a helping of clear white sprinkles on top of the frosting

merry holidays. i made some things

verdict: stila stay all day liquid eyeliner really does stay all day! even if your day includes total cinematic devastation 😭

i'm about to watch all of us strangers and find out if my eyeliner is truly as waterproof as it claims

YES this fit!!! 🖤🖤

furthest i've been from home:
N: tromsø, norway
S: queenstown, new zealand
E: rotorua, new zealand
W: waimea, hawaii, USA

Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.

Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss

🥰🌹

a hand holds up a box of tokyo banana kit kats. the box is yellow and has the tokyo banana logo as well as a giant kit kat logo

anyway, on a semi-related note, check out my new haul 🍫🍌✨

one of the most unexpected effects of talking about your weird low-key obsession on jeopardy is that no fewer than five people will separately @ you about a NYT article covering an elaborate cargo theft of japanese kit kats

www.nytimes.com/2023/11/08/d...

unbelievable that the greatest shitpost Halloween costume of all time is from
goddamn TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD