Nicky2Cards

Hello Gorgeous

Say this in an Asian house. You will be laughed at.

This is just grape juice.

HA!

To everyone looking ahead for the redlines, they’re in the rearview.

We have military in the streets, concentration camps, erasure of history, election fuckery, abandonment of due process, a Gestapo, an authoritarian leader, an impotent Congress, an obeisant SCOTUS, and an asleep populace.

Came here to say this.

That dude is only 44?

It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign

Americans have been duped.

Every other advanced country has universal healthcare, universal education, paid family leave, paid maternity leave, at least 6 weeks paid vacation, living wages, and a commitment to green energy.

That’s how you make America great.

Tell us exactly how he’s antisemetic or be labeled a racist Dave.

Still licking boots I see. Condoning J6 in pictures. Propagandist trash.

The parade is a front to move tanks and troops into position around DC.

I didn’t vote for that Nazi Stephen Miller.

Bootlickers

You are irrelevant.

The soldiers clapping and waving flags in the back like it’s a rally should frighten everyone.

FUN FACT:

When fascism came to America all of the 2nd Am. ammosexuals stood all the way the fuck down. Not a peep out of the “don’t tread on” me crew.
Not a word.

It was the uber liberally hippy avocado toast betas of California who stared down the GESTAPO and said “not the fuck on my watch!”

We love our country. We hate you Spanky.

Can you imagine how apesh*t Republican voters would have gone if Biden or Obama announced a wasteful, narcissistic birthday military parade and threatened violence against those who protested?

And now? Crickets.

Because it was never about country or patriotism, just power.

Frauds.

PSA: If you think a guy standing on a vandalized Waymo car with a Mexican flag is a bigger issue than the president calling for the arrest of a governor for no reason, you may have lost the plot.

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

If anyone should know something about schoolyard insults it’s the Tweeter in Chief.

The line seems sensible. PB and fish sounds disgusting.

Really weird to think that there is in-game currency for this presidential administration

Sorry Austin, I’ve run completely out of fucks to give. Have the day you voted for.

Beyond parody

They are getting what they voted for. Zero fucks left to give.

This rubbed me the wrong way as well.

Sorry Spanky, but I don’t take orders from a king.

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