JDukakis

It was nauseating on Sunday when they kept showing him in the Kraft’s suite.

Me thinks there are urgent chats involving threats and/or new bridges being discussed to get a member or 2 to drop off the list. Maybe a soon-to-be retiree.

You’re doubting the findings of this food delivery service’s white paper on the economy?

Looking forward to Uber Eats’ study of the US healthcare system.

Small fact check: Democrat Jim Matheson repped Utah in federal office this century.

How many German chancellors have been elected and not appointed?

This clown bends a knee to his benefactor but, while doing it, somehow makes Trump’s “dance moves” seem even more ridiculous.

OR zealous.

(after wiring a whopping contribution)

Hoping someday to use my experience scooping Baskin-Robbins, summer of ‘75, with a future member of the EEOC and a future Mother Jones’ editor. But this calls for a whole different skill set.

Damn.

With any luck, our Millionaire's Tax will keep him from coming home to the Commonwealth.

Please.

This is the president of the United States taking a break from gold-and-marble interior renovations to say he’ll defy a court order to feed hungry Americans.

Nero would be proud.

Made me tear up!

Word.

The new bench of designated Low IQer's is extraordinarily gifted.

John Banner would not have been able to have uttered his famous line so frequently without a brain hemorrhage.

Another trip around the sun for The Duke. 92 today and still going strong.

Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo. At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25 Then beneath it TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.

One benefit of watching live sports on broadcast television: the wall-to-wall promos for their prime time shows ensure absolutely no FOMO for not watching any of them.

Oh, Canada!

I shouldn’t have been rooting for a team in my team’s division, but I was all-in, especially after your PM bent his knee to the Orange Menace.

Viva Ontario!

Nigeria: a new frontline on the Battle Against Christmas.

Taking the non-answer to new dizzying heights.

This man knowingly married into Dinesh D’Souza’s family so he’s an expert on intentional self-humiliation

Any barristers out there who can tell us what % is legal?

Yeah, that Medicare was a big stinker of a program.

Seriously? How many general election voters in ‘08 oh yes, his opposition to same-sex marriage makes me more comfortable with him as POTUS?

3?

“100% ANTI TRUMP, WHICH IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL!!!” is the most demented thing here but how can someone read these daily insane rants and not think he is severely mentally ill?

“On and on he went, a truly deranged lunatic”. He is talking about HIMSELF again.

Cue the Trump as Marie Antoinette memes.

Well, she never disappoints. There’s that.

Just in time because November is Pogonophobia Awareness Month. Don't stigmatize poor Pete, he has enough problems.