Britta

Mexican restaurants either have really good salsa or really good queso but never both.

iykyk but I never k 🙁

Hear me out: rose hotel, lunar vacation, lady lamb

so crazy looking back on my childhood and realizing my mom’s “rich landlord” (aka the lady upstairs) was simply a woman who was in an MLM who needed a basement tenant to help pay her rent

I’ll give Trump credit where it’s due: no recent president has managed to encourage non bipartisan efforts quite like he has. #fdt

Just had the worst wedding realization that Matt and I can’t get away with Irish exiting the party

Hear me out: dinnertime, vundabar, surf curse

Love the idea of pickles but I hate dill so I’m thinking about starting my own pickle brand called “no big dill”

Folding your arms is the closest most people will ever get to tying their limbs in a knot.

Sadurn, Waxahatchee, Michelle branch

spilled my cider on Matt and his first reaction was to buy me another so I think I picked a good one to marry

Hear me out: wieuca, maruja, idles

Big ears music fest’s motto should be “how are they making that sound?”

Hear me out: Finom, Julia Holter, Regina Spektor

gonna start a thread for proposed tour lineups called “hear me out”

Worlds tallest man competition happening now, meeting place is right in front of me at the show

I own a 3 bedroom house and at least once a week, Matt and I fall asleep on the couch

what do you mean Picasso died in 1973?

Damn not lady of liberty getting deported

guy in Kroger in self checkout with nothing but 3 dozen eggs. assuming he just won the lottery

THATS NOT THE NAME ON YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE! anyways, enough about trans people . Let’s change the name that the Gulf of Mexico has had for 400 years.

If I have to check my carry-on on every flight, why can’t they just give me the option to check it before I lug it around the entire airport

If I’ve learned anything from my deep YouTube rabbit holes, it’s don’t go caving or diving in the early 90’s.

Elon and Trump’s relationship reminds me of that one crazy girl who has aggressively has a new “bestie” every 6 months but no real long term friends. Hoping they have a falling out before the summer.

Don’t nobody show severance to Elon! He’ll be takin notes

“I’m absolutely freezing!”
Matt: “I think your body is broken.”
“Thank GOD. I thought the furnace was broken.”

-Chronicles of a homeowner

That was so awesome how Kendrick ended with FDT

Going to gaslight myself into remembering this halftime ending with FDT

Kendrick won 5 Grammies off his diss track last night so I’m guessing drake probably just turned off his phone today.

I can confidently say at least I’m having a better day than Drake.