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@goose.ws.bsky.social

Specializing in highly inappropriate use of '#!/usr/bin/env bash'

10 Followers  |  68 Following  |  28 Posts  |  Joined: 12.09.2023  |  2.4363

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Android Quick Share now works with AirDrop on iPhone, starting on Pixel 10 Google announced today that Android’s Quick Share now works with Apple’s AirDrop system on the iPhone, iPad, and Mac to...

I look forward to #Apple now changing the way AirDrop works, just as a 'fuck you' to #Google for figuring it out, and breaking it for #Android users just trying to share things with their friends - 9to5google.com/2025/11/20/a...

21.11.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, a study where an author discloses that he "served as an expert witness for the plaintiff's legal team on matters of general causation involving acetaminophen use during pregnancy and its potential links to neurodevelopmental disorders". No reason to be skeptical here, move along.

23.09.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just another example of why I'll have no internet before I have comcast internet again

26.08.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Q: Is Donald Trump named in the Epstein files?

A: There is no record of Epstein’s best friend hanging out with him.

Q: Is Donald Trump named in the Epstein files? A: There is no record of Epstein’s best friend hanging out with him.

What To Know About The Epstein Files
theonion.com/what-to...

21.07.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2703    πŸ” 358    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 7
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You Can't Say Umm Board Game The board game where you describe weird things without... err... umm... hesitating

@samreich.bsky.social Just curious, was the last episode of Game Changer inspired at all by the party game "You can't say umm" - bigpotato.com/products/you...

04.07.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nevermind feet, we need more @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social nipples

04.05.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@plex.tv While I've had a lifetime pass for many years now, and I'll be unaffected by the changes you're making this year, locking remote playback behind a plex pass paywall is some USDA Prime, Grade A, Premium Qualityℒ️ bullshit. I get you have to make money, but that's not the way to do it.

20.03.2025 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I almost love this version more than the album version

14.03.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reminds me of Stalin Sort

13.03.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You would think someone with "texas" in their handle would understand the value of redundant energy supply. Well, someone who doesn't hate their neighbors and doesn't want them to freeze to death, anyways.

13.03.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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iOS 18.4 adding RCS support for Google Fi Apple yesterday released iOS 18.4 Beta 2 with support for RCS on Google Fi. iPhone users on the Google MVNO...

Very glad to see #iPhone will finally #GetTheMessage on #GoogleFi (and I guess #MintMobile too?) - 9to5google.com/2025/03/04/g...

05.03.2025 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've always appreciated how informative and objective your interviews can be (when you're not being hung up on)

28.02.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is, indeed, on @pocketcasts.com. Thanks weird Norwegian guy!

27.02.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Where can I sign up for this victimization

27.02.2025 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Funner fact: In the last 10 years, more kids have died of measles in Texas than Oregon, Vermont, and New Jersey. And the other 46 states. Combined.

26.02.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

73 times 1 is still 73, to 532.

26.02.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They also had 532 maternal deaths from 2018-2022, to Vermont's 1: www.cdc.gov/nchs/materna...

26.02.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

VACCINES SAVE LIVES!

26.02.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The real suckers were the ones who bought in to 3D TV's. At least the movies were just the cost of a ticket.

24.02.2025 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could write you a bash script for it

24.02.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They say if it's more than 100 lines, you should write it in a real language, instead of bash. I say, with enough semicolons, any bash script can be a one line bash script. They say if it's more than 100 lines, you should write it in a real language, instead of bash. I say, with enough semicolons, any bash script can be a one line bash script. - minmax.bash

I came across the #Google spec sheet for #bash scripts, which says bash scripts be 100 lines max, if it's more you should use a real language. But with enough semi colons, any bash script can be a one line script! So I wrote a (one liner) to turn any bash script into a one liner: y.goose.ws/2q9

24.02.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why get this information from news alerts and subscriptions, when you could just signed up for a truth social account and get it straight from the source? :D

14.02.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear @theonion.com, please go back to bring satire instead of real life ☹️

08.02.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also a banger. I'm probably just biased from being a big Tom Morello fan.

07.02.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
16 Tons
YouTube video by Tom Morello - Topic 16 Tons

I'm a big fan of the @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social cover, personally: youtu.be/knwaFenE7FQ

07.02.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Usage is: ./tiny-video.bash "/path/to/input/file.mkv" "/path/to/output/file.mp4" Usage is: ./tiny-video.bash "/path/to/input/file.mkv" "/path/to/output/file.mp4" - tiny-video.bash

May I present my first Blue Sky post. Allow me to share a short (11 line) #bash script I wrote: y.goose.ws/1v7. Its purpose is to take a video, and compress it down to 6 MB so it can be sent via #Discord. I tested it with a 30min/4K/6 GB file, and the result was an absolute abomination. Enjoy!

07.02.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So I just went down a rabbit hole, and this product is actually named/marketed as a "Finger cleaner". Allegedly it's an easy "get around" for states where sale of items explicitly named as "sex toys" are illegal. Didn't look more into the authenticity of that claim, but I'd believe it.

01.02.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is looking at something ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at something
01.02.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No confirmation will ever stop me from forever calling him "Robert Fluoride Kennedy"

30.01.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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