SourBoySam

One of the biggest issues is that the board is full of his relatives and placements, so of course they are going to give him whatever he wants.
Meanwhile sales are cratering and the US rebate expires in less than 2 months

There is a deal on the table that he could get $30BN if he stays at Tesla for 2 years, but has obvious stipulations.
His real moneymaker is still in Delaware court though, for his near $60BN payday

I assume he has the force sensitive powers of Jedi, without being granted the rank of Jedi.
If it can happen to Leia, it can happen here too. He gets out of too many scrapes without it

"If we buddy up to Twitter's former CEO, maybe we can finagle an acquisition from Musk, and then jump out with some golden parachutes"
-A hiring committee member, probably

Turn from Peachtree St, onto Peachtree Place, then make a right onto W Peachtree St, and then follow that until it forks into Peachtree Blvd, and then turn onto Old Peachtree St, and you will arrive at your destination.
Or enter into a circuitous loop that never ends.

First one that came to mind was Andor.
The only one I fudged was "abilities" since he doesn't have blatant abilities, but he always seems to be able to work his way out of a jam

Tesla, Elon Musk sued by shareholders over Robotaxi claims Elon Musk and Tesla were sued by shareholders who accused them of securities fraud for concealing the significant risk that the company's self-driving vehicles, including the Robotaxi, were dangerous.

You fucking love to see it
www.reuters.com/sustainabili...

Wild pigs found with blue meat in California spark alarm The coloring is linked to a poison.

Forbidden Blue Bacon... www.sfgate.com/centralcoast...

Bold and shocking, if true!

Has anyone seen Dan Bongino in a while?
I assume Ka$h is too busy doing podcast appearances to make a statement and last I heard, Dan was crying in a closet because he had to go to the office again

They are not the only ones.

How has he not been sued into oblivion yet?
We need someone to make some Mickey mouse shit so Disney comes after him

"See in the movie Ghost, Swayze came up behind her.
Just like this. And it was allowed, because he is a star"

Me, checking my phone after waking up, literally every day now

Congress forgot how to act.
Forgot who was in charge.
Took their elected advantage.
And sat upon their throne.

The people wanted answers.
But all they got.
Were excuses on loop.
Until we are all bone.

"I don't recall" on loop. Over and over, until we are all bones.

I wonder how long it will take for congress to hold the DOJ in contempt, for evading a subpoena...
Seems like the course we are on.

This feeds a myth that "having a job" also means "having insurance" and "making a living wage"
Neither of which is true anymore.
And even if you are fortunate enough to have a job that provides insurance, it might actually be worse than paying cash.
Because the systems are broken.

My basement was designed to flood, which is why the sump pump is directly next to the door. Water flows in, down the door way, right into the sump, where it gets pumped back out, to come back in, and round and round it goes

Buying a bathroom sconce will radicalize you these days.
Also the fact that like none of this fixtures has replaceable bulbs anymore

a man holding a briefcase with the words oh yes written below him ALT: a man holding a briefcase with the words oh yes written below him

Me, a plebian, seeing no difference:

The company would be worth more if he was there full time and kept his damn mouth shut

Tesla board awards $30bn of shares to ‘energise and focus’ Elon Musk World’s richest man threatened to quit as CEO of electric-vehicle maker if he was not given more stock

Hi, I would like to be paid $30BN for being absent from my company for the majority of the time.
TIA
www.ft.com/content/ae08...

There's a reason his main sources of news are tv shows, and he requested his briefs be no more than a page

FTFY

Ugh, God no.
I wish nothing but dishonor on them, every time the university is mentioned

We were absolutely atrocious last year, and have some locker room politics to sort out. It's not our year, but if not us, then WHO