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Jeff Rush

@jeffrush.bsky.social

He/Him. Data muckety muck @ TheDataYouNeed.com Coming soon: NicksKnacks.art

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HUDs of Qud

10.02.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, give him the credit due - 12% of the All-American Show's viewing audience.

09.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad Bunny should have kept to english only. Good, true, god-fearing english. Holy words. Sacrosanct phrases. Like Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie.

09.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well now I want to see some sort of Spartacus spin-off with anthropomorphic animals

07.02.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly my ringtones cut off at 30 seconds.

07.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a vault with the number 111 on the door ALT: a vault with the number 111 on the door

oh no! Gonna have to go all vault-tec on it.

07.02.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not on the ball. Unfortunately the Ponzi dance I referenced there was a $50k loss that finally became real with a 21 count federal indictment at the end of last year so I am painfully in tune with my tax stuff at the moment :(

06.02.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doing the Ponzi dance finalizing things for this year's taxes this weekend. Fun fun.

06.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
GitHub - Best2Two/SQL-FlappyBird: A Flappy Bird game implemented entirely in SQL Server A Flappy Bird game implemented entirely in SQL Server - Best2Two/SQL-FlappyBird

don't forget github.com/Best2Two/SQL...

06.02.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as a skier they know well the danger of ice appearing where it isn't wanted

06.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

depends on the human and the culture. Organizations that embrace mistakes as opportunities to improve tend to be more forgiving in general than ones that embrace blame and that carries over onto system-generated issues.

06.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just preface everything with "Webster's Dictionary defines accuracy as..."

06.02.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Man, Kidicarus Rockford, Esq. is really dominating the news stories

06.02.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had the audacity to sneeze once resulting in collapsing to the ground in pain. Eventually clawing my way back up and eventually to urgent care I was prescribed muscle relaxers after an CT Scan showed muscles around my spine were tensed like I "had been in a major car accident". Body what the hell?!

06.02.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What a world

05.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Darkness is the name of my sports car

04.02.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My budgeting tool - Quicken Simplifi - shit the bed. Time to hunt for a replacement I guess

04.02.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bah, looks like a reskin of galactic despot infant bartering virtualized experience.

03.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no, just a regular one.

02.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most things I say would oddly enough.

01.02.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please, call me Jeff, Parameter Splatting was my father.

01.02.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Better buy your commemorative "inhabitable Earth" NFT now!

30.01.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not sure I'm the best target market but who knows.

29.01.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The plastic divider sat there abandoned - like humanity at the hands of an absent God - dreaming of lofty goals but moving naught an inch towards achieving them.

28.01.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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spent another $1000 on antivirus subs today apparently.

27.01.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sharing with alt text

27.01.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Country: directions unclear, funding child executions.

25.01.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Due to economic conditions I am limiting myself to 1 Hootie -or- 1 singular blowfish at any given time.

25.01.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Motherfucking Pterodactyl - Sarah Donner and The Oatmeal
YouTube video by Matthew Inman The Motherfucking Pterodactyl - Sarah Donner and The Oatmeal

In case you forgot this existed www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHpD...

24.01.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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