danielle thom

the internet starting to re-fragment into having Actual Websites again as centralized social media self-destructs is unironically one of the absolute best, most positive things happening rn

my daughter wearing three hair bows in green, white and gold to resemble the Irish flag

she insisted that we practice for tomorrow ☘️

don't forget to stab your caesar salad 23 times with a fork today

i have a theory that the popularity of gorpcore can be attributed to all the Youth taking up smoking again, thus needing to spend more time outside in bad weather. in this essay i will

Just a wee reminder.

seems fitting for international women's day (even if most IWD stuff is corporate bullshit)

landed at heathrow after a holiday, shout out to Chantal the delightful @swissair.bsky.social pilot who let Saoirse peep inside the cockpit, and very patiently listened to her plans to become the first rainbow unicorn astronaut in space

honestly, why is he such a feckin pie 🥧

have you been suffering from humid air and damp windows? you may be entitled to condensation

"100,000 organic eggs worth $40,000" why is this so funny to me and can we make it the new 30-50 feral hogs

a void, for you to scream into?? in this economy?

as is correct

unnecessarily ornate belt

selfie of yer wan wearing brooches

Irish dancing shoes

belts are back, brooches are back, also i'm making feis-core a thing

there's like, a lot of people out there who seem to think they can fix things by patiently and obediently following the law, and i hate to be the one to tell you this but sometimes you have to do things that Evil Government doesn't like

happy birthday to myself only 🎈

from the SOIL

absolutely, i'm salt of the earth, me

I don't think it's a coincidence that we were rodent-free up until now 😭

supposedly it got in via the bathroom so my theory is that it's a mouse/rat with a solid skincare routine and it was after my retinol (ratinol?)

mister pest guy says it was a mouse but I KNOW WHAT I SAW

RIP Buttons this would have been the best day of your life

awaiting a visit from "Simply The Pest", and yes i did call them based on the name

there is A RAT in my flat, within the walls of my PERSONAL HOME, and it had the audacity to SAUNTER towards me

(I have never watched The Traitors)

a series called the traitors but it's just henry viii speaking direct to camera about how everyone betrays him and he has no choice but to behead

no-one to love him at all
ding jing

Oh sorry, I completely deleted my account there - blame the Elongated Muskrat

blessings upon us 🙏🏻