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Hi prosecutors, if I tell you my client died you can tell me you’re sorry! That’s a person I had a relationship with! It’s so weird to just ask for a death certificate and pretend like they weren’t a human being.

Nicolandria hive is about to be insufferable

All I’m seeing on my socials today is stuff about the Astroworld documentary. The amount of satanic panic nonsense is truly astounding. Channeling my inner @yourewrongabout.bsky.social when I say this is not satanism, baby—it’s been capitalism all along!

Black and white photo of a clean shaven young white man wearing a white cowboy hat standing outside in the sun. On top of the hat is perched a little shorthaired black tuxedo kitten.

The dress code said “wear a tuxedo”. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.

lmao now whyyyy would this come up when I try to log into my gyno’s portal?

As a defense attorney, I don’t really care whether my clients did it but I do want to know how because some of these logistics??

Having a boyfriend has absolutely ruined my instagram algorithm. Boys, y’all are nasty! Stop making weird posts about milk drawers and feet!

Me in court, inspired by the RHOSLC reunion part 3: your honor, I would like the prosecutor to say one thing they like about my client.

When I type “fourth” into Google my two top hits are Fourth Court of Appeals and Fourth Wing. Inside me are two wolves 🐺

Nothing like sitting on your couch and waiting for your self-tanner to dry while your cat stares at you

Behind a car with multiple thin blue line and cop stickers, a let’s go Brandon sticker, a sticker that says “Are you drunk?” with check boxes for yes and no and the check mark is off to the side, AND a sticker that says “hot girls vote” like ma’am let’s please be serious

I love brushing my hair… like ok, yes, horse…

It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't

We’re doing an immigration training at work and talking about what to expect under Trump, and there is a slide with pictures of kittens after each slide of text so we don’t cry

When I saw Wicked I asked the server at the theater whether people were singing a lot because I saw some scary theater kid TikToks. She thought I was asking if the movie had singing and looked really concerned and said yeah I guess most of the people sing?

Folks are still citing an exit poll that used 300 self-identified Native people (not in Indian Country) to represent the Native vote (over 3 million people). Our folks are very resistant to surveys and data collection. Self ID’d Natives were less than 1% of those polled.

what?!?

Pardon me but look at her little sleeping smile

That works too, but I prefer almond ✨

Bringing pics of my cat to this space, it’s what we deserve

Using my first ever Bluesky post to continue my effort to get @dutchbroscoffee.bsky.social to carry chocolate almond milk 🙏