Grumpy Gay

Love that Rauol and Phantom(Eric) are the first team Jacob or Edward. I hope yall understand that.

Everyone simply don’t have the talent to be an assemble member of 2004 feature film phantom of the opera while frying skirt steak but everyone isn’t me

Tipsy chef advice is always cook a little too low on the stove bc taking a little longer is way better than flash burning the only snacks in the house

Husband is getting real sick of me whispering “just like dune” whenever we watch something

Culture has always made me Taco Bell adverse but age has just made it so much worse. I can’t make myself like this shit

Never texting back bc all my genuine questions sound incredibly catty over text
Ex: “is that fun for you?”

It’s lollapalooza over here with all the Ls I’m taking

Jk I have pneumonia

Hard cheese and a loaf would fix me

Pepe in blurry cropped image with ballerina costume mouth agape

Clearer image of Pepe (king prawn) in red jacket and yellow shirt on a cell phone

Pepe in apron looking into the void

Calling various hospital depts like “I am spouse”

I think being steeped so deeply in Catholicism really prevents one from developing parasocial relationships. If I gotta call all these holy delegates first- Jesus is behind red tape. I think that just maybe the little pop boys are a little preoccupied that’s all I’m saying

I don’t think it’s too much to ask for ER visits to be spaced out by at least 6 months PERSONALLY

Wanna be a fun casual social media user but “experiences” have made it feel like maybe no one gives a fuck and would rather have me stfu

Forgot alt txt: ms. Piggy as Glinda, Kermit as the scarecrow, Rizzo as munchkin, Ashanti as Dorthy, Fozzy bear as cowardly lion, Gonzo as Tin Thing. They are all perched/posed on a yellow brick wall with munchkinlad set in background.

Thinking of the 2005 Ashanti’s wizard of oz. Such an impactful cultural phenomenon, I wonder where are her flowers in wicked (will we see her in part 2?)

A screenshot from ravelry. Shows a high contrast photo of decrepit baby doll. The doll’s face is obscured by small magenta pointed hat with a purple flower accessory. The body of the doll is bare and one arm has popped off solely attached by a string in the joint. There is a haunting air here really congruent with found footage or urban exploring.

Typical Ravelry journey

Reading experience of Dune

Art that makes you feel like others can see your dreams

Heavy are the pockets of Unc’s

Enacting self harm by opening the muted family group chat

A snippet of a drawing of a seated mermaid playing with her long hair, wearing a crown.

Just lounging

-the wicked queen consults her mirror-
(throwback piece)🍏

beaded earrings with kodama centers made from polymer clay

kodama beaded earrings 🤍🌿

#beadwork #art #ghiblifanart

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Feeling like that time of year. It’s Bog time. Let the mists enshroud you. The air is wet and heavy just like the earth beneath your feet- it calls. Clothes saturated as you lay down down down by a trickle of water. Wait until the soft grass grows, covers, builds you into a mound.

Screen shot of TikTok from ladymisskay_. Woman with red dyed hair, baby bang, and unshaven puss (not pictured)

I knit, I listen to my court podcast, I do not shave puss

My low stakes retail job has so far been a lot moms asking me which design would be cuter for their home and I love them for that